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krustindumm 01-30-2009 11:13 PM

Re: How would you explain where you starter is to a woman?
 
Immediately behind my zipper.

TurboG 01-30-2009 11:19 PM

Re: How would you explain where you starter is to a woman?
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Why the ---- is she calling you? The guy she's ------- when you're out of town should be handling this ----.

this is what i am thinking

wtf is she doing away from the kitchen anyway?

salesmonkey 01-31-2009 09:05 AM

Re: How would you explain where you starter is to a woman?
 
tell her to grow up and push start it, and if its a auto shes screwed. or she can just start banging everything with a rock hoping that it will work. ask her if she knows where the transmission is. if she says yes continue, if she says no tell her you cant help and hang up. you would have better luck sending her pictures over the internet with a circle around the starter.

rosario4124 01-31-2009 11:45 AM

Re: How would you explain where you starter is to a woman?
 

Originally Posted by Urban Indian
this is what i am thinking

wtf is she doing away from the kitchen anyway?


2GeclipseRST 02-03-2009 04:08 PM

Re: How would you explain where you starter is to a woman?
 
You explain where the nearest auto parts store is and then proceed to tell her to walk her ass there and buy a ------- repair manual and a set of metric wrenches.

My ex kept ------- up her car and i put so much work and money into it. I finally told her to "Get a ------- repair manual and fix your ---- yourself." Bitch couldn't even change her own oil because she didn't want dirt under her fingernails.... Lazy bitch.

LilWayne 02-03-2009 04:37 PM

Re: How would you explain where you starter is to a woman?
 
I stoped working on my girls car! She don't appriciate it and I don't have to deal with it anymore.

She does the work now, and if she asks for help I say no figure it out its a honda :3

---- she is lucky I let her use my tools >:D

krustindumm 02-03-2009 07:05 PM

Re: How would you explain where you starter is to a woman?
 

Originally Posted by Towdogg
I stoped working on my girls car! She don't appriciate it and I don't have to deal with it anymore.

She does the work now, and if she asks for help I say no figure it out its a honda :3

---- she is lucky I let her use my tools >:D

If you used better English, that quote would be in my signature.

Tom-Guy 02-03-2009 10:49 PM

Re: How would you explain where you starter is to a woman?
 

Originally Posted by Towdogg
I stoped working on my girls car! She don't appriciate it and I don't have to deal with it anymore.

She does the work now, and if she asks for help I say no figure it out its a honda :3

---- she is lucky I let her use my tools >:D

I was a real dick like that to my gf, been used by girls for that ---- before. She's super sweet though, I'd drop another engine in her car without blinking these days.

monster D 02-04-2009 12:30 AM

Re: How would you explain where you starter is to a woman?
 
sad to say my wife wouldnt even ride in any of my hondas cause they were to loud blah blah all her cars are new and dont need work just oil changes and ----...


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