How would you explain where you starter is to a woman?
 

My girlfriend's car died in her driveway and I think the starter went out. I live a couple hours away from her and so I cant just go and check it. How would you explain where the starter on a '94 civic is so she can hit it and hopefully get it to work? Any pics are a bonus

Re: How would you explain where you starter is to a woman?
 

No honda guy, but if it's an auto, tell her to wiggle the shifter and make sure it's in park. Shifters usually have a starter cut switch in them so it will only start in park or neutral.

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I'd tell her to stay in the kitchen and let someone else handle it.

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My starter is on the end of my hand. With it I rub my engine and make bitches squeel.

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follow the red wire from the battery to the starter.
also what loki said.

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looking at the engine bay from the front of the car. the starter is on the left (passenger) side of the car on the transmission

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Why the ---- is she calling you? The guy she's ------- when you're out of town should be handling this ----.

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Call AAA

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Immediately behind my zipper.

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this is what i am thinking

wtf is she doing away from the kitchen anyway?

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tell her to grow up and push start it, and if its a auto shes screwed. or she can just start banging everything with a rock hoping that it will work. ask her if she knows where the transmission is. if she says yes continue, if she says no tell her you cant help and hang up. you would have better luck sending her pictures over the internet with a circle around the starter.

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You explain where the nearest auto parts store is and then proceed to tell her to walk her ass there and buy a ------- repair manual and a set of metric wrenches.

My ex kept ------- up her car and i put so much work and money into it. I finally told her to "Get a ------- repair manual and fix your ---- yourself." Bitch couldn't even change her own oil because she didn't want dirt under her fingernails.... Lazy bitch.

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I stoped working on my girls car! She don't appriciate it and I don't have to deal with it anymore.

She does the work now, and if she asks for help I say no figure it out its a honda :3

---- she is lucky I let her use my tools >:D

Re: How would you explain where you starter is to a woman?
 

If you used better English, that quote would be in my signature.

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I was a real dick like that to my gf, been used by girls for that ---- before. She's super sweet though, I'd drop another engine in her car without blinking these days.

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sad to say my wife wouldnt even ride in any of my hondas cause they were to loud blah blah all her cars are new and dont need work just oil changes and ----...