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labatt50 07-31-2005 03:27 PM
How to suicide properly
 
This guys is crazy!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

scottsi 07-31-2005 03:35 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
i thinkthats a repost

HondaTuner 07-31-2005 03:38 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
hahaha, that was hilarious. One of my favs:

What you need: a sidewalk.

How to do it:

Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
Step 2: Repeat.

Dmx20 07-31-2005 04:27 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Thats the funniest website on the intrawebs, maddox is freakin hilarious.

samson 07-31-2005 05:09 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Strangle yourself. LMAO. That's good. "Hang in there -----!" LOL.


JP

lEGEND 07-31-2005 05:15 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D ha ha ha ha ha ha >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

Xgenturbo 07-31-2005 05:22 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.

How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.
LMAO...I liked that one.

raiden571 07-31-2005 06:21 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
that was funny. me and my gf were reading it, i found the sidewalk one the best, especially the bruised tits part, she to thought it was humorous. ive tried it, and it doesnt work, she just starts playing with my penis afterward

nitrofish420 07-31-2005 06:32 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Originally Posted by raiden571
that was funny. me and my gf were reading it, i found the sidewalk one the best, especially the bruised tits part, she to thought it was humorous. ive tried it, and it doesnt work, she just starts playing with my penis afterward
Then you're not headbutting nearly hard enough.

HondaTuner 07-31-2005 06:39 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Originally Posted by nitrofish420
Originally Posted by raiden571
that was funny. me and my gf were reading it, i found the sidewalk one the best, especially the bruised tits part, she to thought it was humorous. ive tried it, and it doesnt work, she just starts playing with my penis afterward
Then you're not headbutting nearly hard enough.
Also you tool, you're supposed to leave, you apparently did not.

stillnoturbo 07-31-2005 06:42 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
I don't know why I find this pic so funny.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse..../strangle5.gif

nitrofish420 07-31-2005 07:33 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Originally Posted by nitrofish420
Originally Posted by raiden571
that was funny. me and my gf were reading it, i found the sidewalk one the best, especially the bruised tits part, she to thought it was humorous. ive tried it, and it doesnt work, she just starts playing with my penis afterward
Then you're not headbutting nearly hard enough.
Also you tool, you're supposed to leave, you apparently did not.
Relax, douche. I'm just kidding.

samson 07-31-2005 07:49 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
I don't know why I find this pic so funny.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse..../strangle5.gif

LMAO. I did too. Guess because unlike a gun or cutting you have to like hold it there. It's not one time you still have time to think about what your doing. I think that's why I liked it. LOL. Anyway, it's funny. SinisterCRX sent me the link to the kid's drawings. LOL. Go through and post the link or read it. I don't know where he got it. It's hilarious.


JP

samson 07-31-2005 07:51 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
AHAH! Here it is!


http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2


JP

ToledoEF 07-31-2005 08:24 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Check out the ones where he makes fun of the kids artwork, thats classic.

nitrofish420 07-31-2005 09:26 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
:lol: I laughed even harder at that one than the first one... Classic!

HondaTuner 07-31-2005 10:50 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Originally Posted by nitrofish420
Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Originally Posted by nitrofish420
Originally Posted by raiden571
that was funny. me and my gf were reading it, i found the sidewalk one the best, especially the bruised tits part, she to thought it was humorous. ive tried it, and it doesnt work, she just starts playing with my penis afterward
Then you're not headbutting nearly hard enough.
Also you tool, you're supposed to leave, you apparently did not.
Relax, douche. I'm just kidding.
Chill dude, so was I :P

But the kids drawings one literally had me falling out my seat laughing so hard. Its great.

boosted_hatch_216 07-31-2005 10:59 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.

my favorite.

ibassez 07-31-2005 11:17 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
what the ---- is that

con 08-01-2005 10:51 AM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
That's it for now. Just remember: it's your suicide, have fun with it.

lol :D

USS 08-01-2005 11:39 AM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
Originally Posted by boosted_hatch_216
Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.

my favorite.
I love that one.

Ecto_1 08-01-2005 08:58 PM
Re: How to suicide properly
 
read some of maddox's stuff, i used to read his old stuff like the one where he describes why hes so sweet, n his site is ranked about 7000th in the world... dudes crazy theres also one about changing the oil that u guys might like
fan mail also


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