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Racintweek 02-04-2005 10:26 AM

how much would it take??? maybe **NSFW**
 
how much money would it take for you to ---- these 2??

http://www.biauditions.com/tgp/0730-kyr/01.jpg

SpeedyJAY 02-04-2005 10:45 AM

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68.75$

50$ CASH and 18.75 for the Jim Beam to do it

dragon 02-04-2005 11:01 AM

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the girl on the left looks like a shemale.

spoon fed 02-04-2005 11:04 AM

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one word



ROOFIES

HMTguy 02-04-2005 11:05 AM

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Give me some whiskey and I'll do them for free.

PinoyB18A 02-04-2005 11:08 AM

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Two paper bags and ear plugs for me...

dragon 02-04-2005 11:10 AM

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why did you pick those two? would you do them Racintweek?

civicvtecb16a 02-04-2005 11:18 AM

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Look at the name of the website that is in the top corner of the pic! biauditions.com :-X :-X :-X

spoon fed 02-04-2005 11:19 AM

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jago...i'll be waiting for pictures

dragon 02-04-2005 11:29 AM

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omg! :o Im not a boob man but damn!

http://www.rtnj.co.uk/random/i_wanna...on_bangers.gif

necro 02-04-2005 11:34 AM

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The one on the left is a man. Or is that a photochop? I wouldn't ---- w/ the other one either, she's ugly.

projekteg 02-04-2005 11:36 AM

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i'd ---- both those bitches, even if they do have penis' you got there number?

Racintweek 02-04-2005 12:04 PM

Re:how much would it take??? maybe **NSFW**
 

Originally Posted by BlackDragon
why did you pick those two? would you do them Racintweek?



prob not but, alchohol does some crazy ---- to your vision

necro 02-04-2005 12:13 PM

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O hell no. Did u hit that? W/ both of them? Well i guess ---- happens when ur piss drunk.

ibassez 02-04-2005 12:30 PM

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2 paper bags ill do it

accordepicenter 02-04-2005 12:32 PM

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just take a flag, wrap it around her head and say youre doing it for your country

d16forlife 02-04-2005 12:36 PM

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I would ---- eather one of them in the doggie position.The hard part would be keeping the bitch from turning back to look at me :P

necro 02-04-2005 12:39 PM

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No the hard part is sleeping at night knowing that u fucked them. I know we all fucked a chick that we have regret -------.

d16forlife 02-04-2005 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by necro
I know we all fucked a chick that we have regret -------.

----- is -----.Why would you regret it?

necro 02-04-2005 12:42 PM

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hahaha yes that's true, but dam there's some ----- that's not worth -------. I've fucked a chick that could really ---- and i got off of her, b/c she wasn't ----. A bitch gotta know how to move to please me. All ----- isn't the same.

d16forlife 02-04-2005 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by necro
hahaha yes that's true, but dam there's some ----- that's not worth -------. I've fucked a chick that could really ---- and i got off of her, b/c she wasn't ----. A bitch gotta know how to move to please me. All ----- isn't the same.

You act like if there is more to sex than just getting YOUR nut off :P

necro 02-04-2005 12:48 PM

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If i go out my way to please a bitch then why the ---- she can't do the same for me? This chick bragged that she's the bomb and she wasn't. So yall rather a chick lay on her back and don't do anything? ---- that's not good enough for me maybe u. Then when i threw her ass on top of me she couldn't ride a nigga what the ---- what can u do? I'm bored of ---- like that. When i had her in doggie style i was watching judge judy on t.v.

d16forlife 02-04-2005 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by necro
When i had her in doggie style i was watching judge judy on t.v.

OMFG!That would be like ------- and stareing at a pict. of my mom :-X :-X :-X


necro 02-04-2005 12:58 PM

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Hey the chick that was beening sued looked good.

dragon 02-04-2005 01:01 PM

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you know. I use to say that term too "----- is -----." until my boy said "Yeah my dog has a ----- too so you ---- my dog?" I didn't know what to say after that. Its killed my motto though. So know i say :-\ "A bitch a bitch." ;)

necro 02-04-2005 01:10 PM

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I gotta disagree on that. I had a chick that fucked so good that i went back for more a few minutes after and had her stay over till the next morning. I never gave her a chance to sleep i had to keep getting it. After a while she started pushing me off of her.

Racintweek 02-04-2005 01:20 PM

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http://www.biauditions.com/tgp/0730-kyr/01.jpg
http://movieshop.ru/catalog/people/005800/005860/i.jpg


the one on the left

biggmike 02-04-2005 01:22 PM

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Iam sure if you were drunk you would buy them drinks and take them home and ---- them. So basically you are paying them to ---- you.

idiot-stick 02-04-2005 01:29 PM

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Fixed

http://67.33.14.41/bags.jpg

Racintweek 02-04-2005 01:32 PM

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now, how are they supposed to give head? i'll get paper cuts

kain 02-04-2005 01:37 PM

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the porn god baneshes you to porn hell.

dragon 02-04-2005 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SloS13

nice.

kain 02-04-2005 01:43 PM

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look at that hand, thats nasty as ----.

idiot-stick 02-04-2005 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by kain
look at that hand, thats nasty as ----.

fixed v2.0

http://67.33.14.41/bags2.jpg

Racintweek 02-04-2005 02:08 PM

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i know who i'm going to when i need plastic surgery

necro 02-04-2005 03:15 PM

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Surgery couldn't fix their problem :(.

SkunT 02-04-2005 03:59 PM

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those were the bitches in highschool where you would take them to a party, when you were trashed as ----, and be mean as hell to them. :P

swartz 02-04-2005 03:59 PM

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i thought a hmt rule was no gay porn... those are chicks with dicks...that means its gay porn

mhorton 02-04-2005 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackDragon
you know. I use to say that term too "----- is -----." until my boy said "Yeah my dog has a ----- too so you ---- my dog?" I didn't know what to say after that. Its killed my motto though. So know i say :-\ "A bitch a bitch." ;)

Um, that's really not a better motto, since his dog is a bitch too. (in the original meaning of the word)

ibassez 02-04-2005 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SloS13

lol ok ill do them


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