Originally Posted by txdohczc

red91si should be banned for this worthless thread and jizzing on a cat

Originally Posted by J.H.Christ

i just ---- on an old man, punched a toddler, and threw a dove in my radiator fan.

I ------- loooove the 'kotex. relevance?

Originally Posted by red91sit

So, It's a saturday evening about midnightish here. And I'm feelin good to the point where i just don't give a ----, I have $150 in parking tickets for my totalled mercedes, and want to share my life story, (just the innocent ones, i need at least 2 more bear to share the good ones)

It all started on a crisp autumn evening about this time last year. I was home for the weekend, as my parents had a family funeral, or something they were attending. I made sure to explain to them that there was NO possible way for me to make it back to my home town, and find out exactly how long they would be gone for. I ten hurried home, and prepared my house for the rager that was sure to happen in my father's (the pastor's) house.

The party went very well, I had lots to drink as well as the other 20 or so folks (small town) but then everyone started to head out. At this point i decided hey, house to my self, no roomy (living in dorms @ the time), what a GREAT time to relive the built up sperm in my testes.

I went up stairs and loaded up some hot double stuffing on our 56k modem'd computer. Things were going real good, between the buzz, the hotties doing there thang' and the fact i hadn't had much sex or hand for like a month. Well all of a sudden my damn cat starts meowing at me. Not being able to explain to the stoopid thing that now is a bad time for a treat, i just leaned over to push it away, at that exact time. I glanced back up to see hottie number two going down on a big green dildo, which was just enough to kapoosh, and i hit the damn cat haha.

Ahhh now i have a clear conscience.

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis

You are too easy.

Originally Posted by Passenger

Poorly played, sir.

Originally Posted by chris

Its cold outside