How I got kicked out of Honda-Tech
 

So, It's a saturday evening about midnightish here. And I'm feelin good to the point where i just don't give a ----, I have $150 in parking tickets for my totalled mercedes, and want to share my life story, (just the innocent ones, i need at least 2 more bear to share the good ones)

It all started on a crisp autumn evening about this time last year. I was home for the weekend, as my parents had a family funeral, or something they were attending. I made sure to explain to them that there was NO possible way for me to make it back to my home town, and find out exactly how long they would be gone for. I ten hurried home, and prepared my house for the rager that was sure to happen in my father's (the pastor's) house.

The party went very well, I had lots to drink as well as the other 20 or so folks (small town) but then everyone started to head out. At this point i decided hey, house to my self, no roomy (living in dorms @ the time), what a GREAT time to relive the built up sperm in my testes.

I went up stairs and loaded up some hot double stuffing on our 56k modem'd computer. Things were going real good, between the buzz, the hotties doing there thang' and the fact i hadn't had much sex or hand for like a month. Well all of a sudden my damn cat starts meowing at me. Not being able to explain to the stoopid thing that now is a bad time for a treat, i just leaned over to push it away, at that exact time. I glanced back up to see hottie number two going down on a big green dildo, which was just enough to kapoosh, and i hit the damn cat haha.

Ahhh now i have a clear conscience.

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Poorly played, sir.

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CATFUCKER!!



























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What

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Lol, that magazine cover seriuosly freaks me out, I only jizzed on the damn cat, and the proceeded to punt it out of the room.

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I got my balls sucks by some slut at a party tonight 8)

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> or = jizzing on my cat

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my wife might give me a hand job tonight, if i'm extremely lucky

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is that before/after she finishes at the club grinding on other dude's poles for money?

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she doesn't do that anymore, she is too fat :P

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red91si should be banned for this worthless thread and jizzing on a cat

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo i has a ghetto turbo built b16 civic :S and a junked out ts-185, at least don't ban me until some one else posts a video of my dieing on one of my motorcycles, I knwo you'll mostly enjoy that. my current best is 75 in a 30, on a 1973 CB350. But this winter, I'm going to attempt jumping main street on my dirt/enduro bike :)

P.S. I am on Car #8 and bike #4, have had license 4 years, = 3 vehicles / year

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Its cold outside

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i just ---- on an old man, punched a toddler, and threw a dove in my radiator fan.

i've never been a member of honda tech. relevance?

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You are too easy.

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your life sux

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pipe down. don't you have a rogaine mail in rebate to fill out and mail in?

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Hell, no. I'm not against trying the stuff, but it's another thing to remember to pick up in my already busy schedule so by the time I get around to getting it next week it'll be too late.

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........ what the ---- did you waste my life spewing that garbage out of your mouth at me for? :7

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+1

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cliff notes:
He just cumed on his -----!!

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Retarded.


Is this thet same guy that used to tell long, drawn out stories like the one about hooking up with that slut then shitting on her pillow and dipping out?

This thread would be a complete loss without that photochop.

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is it the same guy that claimed he ripped his only condom and busted out jb weld to "fix it"?

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2 pedo bears is better than one? Let's share the pix!

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I should have read the rest of your post before my last post. DO NOT SHARE THE CAT PIX!

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Yeah, that's the guy I was thinking of. Is this guy one and the same?





JB weld on a condom... :3 lol

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Some people prefer their Cucumbers pickeled. True Story.