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Dr.Boost 01-06-2008 05:44 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by Random Hero
The reason they do that is so that they are never stopped and it makes them alot harder target for terrorist bombers.

You would think laying on the horn the entire way down the road would be a no-no than. :1 If I were a negor with a bomb strapped to me nuts I would know to follow the honking horn sound and wait for it. :S
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TurboG 01-06-2008 07:18 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNNK4...eature=related
there is tones of these videos on the net, of why they dont stop. My cousin is going to be finished his 4th term in Iraq here in Feb. He is on the british special forces special tactics team. Sniper and Recon Division. He says its pretty crazy driving over there, never stopping, running over ----, If the humvee goes down you never stand beside it and everyone is your enemy because you never know. Pretty intense stories when you get him drunk and get him to tell his life over there. :y. Lol we got him one of those fleshlight things and there is bidding wars over who gets it that night. :6

Dr.Boost 01-06-2008 07:19 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by Urban Indian
Lol we got him one of those fleshlight things and there is bidding wars over who gets it that night. :6

They share fleshlights? :-X
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HMTguy 01-06-2008 07:21 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
Boost, you think they are that nasty?

They rinse it off between uses.

Dr.Boost 01-06-2008 07:23 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by jagojon3
Boost, you think they are that nasty?

They rinse it off between uses.

<<<<-----just puked a little. :l
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TurboG 01-06-2008 07:32 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
<<<<-----just puked a little. :l

i thought it was pretty sick too. but he was telling me it is either sharing that ----. or nothing. they wernt allowed to party very often so it was like you got the chance to get with the ladies everytime you got time off duty( every 8-9 monthes) or if you could sneak away to town during the night. But getting caught meant you got the shittiest jobs for a couple weeks.

Cliff Notes:

- Use fleshlight or beatoff
- Get to have sex every 8-9 monthes

Dr.Boost 01-06-2008 07:35 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by Urban Indian

Cliff Notes:

- Use fleshlight or beatoff
- Get to have sex every 8-9 monthes

I'll beatoff LONG before I use some other dudes fleshlight. :l That's like using some other dudes used condom. :-X
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SDRAWKCAB 01-06-2008 08:00 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
I'll beatoff LONG before I use some other dudes fleshlight. :l That's like using some other dudes used condom. :-X

X2

HondaTuner 01-06-2008 08:30 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by SDRAWKCAB
X2

x3

thats gross as ---- :X

J-SMITH69 01-06-2008 08:40 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JYWm...eature=related


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