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HMTguy 01-06-2008 04:28 PM

How to drive in Iraq
 
Goddamn I would love to be able to get away with this here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZD05PQ1fbA

schwenk 01-06-2008 04:36 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
Thats ---- is nuts! :S

Toysrme 01-06-2008 04:39 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
lmao that's ------- awesome!
i liked it when some of the smarter towel heads pulled over real in a big hurry. then the dude hit the bus hahaha

a good buddy of mine went as a mechanic uparmoring the humvee's. he use to im me complaining about all the busted front bumpers and now i know why lmao

LilWayne 01-06-2008 04:39 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
seems like i have seen this on here before

Dr.Boost 01-06-2008 05:18 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
"Look at this guy, picking his ------- nose. Not a care in the world." :6

I like how there were niglets running all over the road and he never even slowed down. :6 ---- em. :y
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Darkelvis 01-06-2008 05:22 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
uh-ho, the moderator reposted.

this was on here about a year ago, repost from liveleak.com

HMTguy 01-06-2008 05:24 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
Bah, I just shot this yesterday :P

Dr.Boost 01-06-2008 05:24 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by jagojon3
Bah, I just shot this yesterday :P

Was that you?? YOU OWE ME A BUMPER -------!!! :7
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HondaTuner 01-06-2008 05:41 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
You could do the same ---- with the jeep and a big ass bumper bar welded to the front. >:D

Random Hero 01-06-2008 05:42 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
The reason they do that is so that they are never stopped and it makes them alot harder target for terrorist bombers.

Dr.Boost 01-06-2008 05:44 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by Random Hero
The reason they do that is so that they are never stopped and it makes them alot harder target for terrorist bombers.

You would think laying on the horn the entire way down the road would be a no-no than. :1 If I were a negor with a bomb strapped to me nuts I would know to follow the honking horn sound and wait for it. :S
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TurboG 01-06-2008 07:18 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNNK4...eature=related
there is tones of these videos on the net, of why they dont stop. My cousin is going to be finished his 4th term in Iraq here in Feb. He is on the british special forces special tactics team. Sniper and Recon Division. He says its pretty crazy driving over there, never stopping, running over ----, If the humvee goes down you never stand beside it and everyone is your enemy because you never know. Pretty intense stories when you get him drunk and get him to tell his life over there. :y. Lol we got him one of those fleshlight things and there is bidding wars over who gets it that night. :6

Dr.Boost 01-06-2008 07:19 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by Urban Indian
Lol we got him one of those fleshlight things and there is bidding wars over who gets it that night. :6

They share fleshlights? :-X
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HMTguy 01-06-2008 07:21 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
Boost, you think they are that nasty?

They rinse it off between uses.

Dr.Boost 01-06-2008 07:23 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by jagojon3
Boost, you think they are that nasty?

They rinse it off between uses.

<<<<-----just puked a little. :l
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TurboG 01-06-2008 07:32 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
<<<<-----just puked a little. :l

i thought it was pretty sick too. but he was telling me it is either sharing that ----. or nothing. they wernt allowed to party very often so it was like you got the chance to get with the ladies everytime you got time off duty( every 8-9 monthes) or if you could sneak away to town during the night. But getting caught meant you got the shittiest jobs for a couple weeks.

Cliff Notes:

- Use fleshlight or beatoff
- Get to have sex every 8-9 monthes

Dr.Boost 01-06-2008 07:35 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by Urban Indian

Cliff Notes:

- Use fleshlight or beatoff
- Get to have sex every 8-9 monthes

I'll beatoff LONG before I use some other dudes fleshlight. :l That's like using some other dudes used condom. :-X
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SDRAWKCAB 01-06-2008 08:00 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
I'll beatoff LONG before I use some other dudes fleshlight. :l That's like using some other dudes used condom. :-X

X2

HondaTuner 01-06-2008 08:30 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by SDRAWKCAB
X2

x3

thats gross as ---- :X

J-SMITH69 01-06-2008 08:40 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JYWm...eature=related

HMTguy 01-06-2008 08:46 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
I like this one too, nobody even really reacts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNNK4...eature=related

Dr.Boost 01-06-2008 08:54 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by jagojon3
I like this one too, nobody even really reacts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNNK4...eature=related

Haha, I seen that one. Just keep driiving haha. Should have turned around and curb stomped some people just for fun. :6
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MustangC. 01-06-2008 08:56 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
I'll beatoff LONG before I use some other dudes fleshlight. :l That's like using some other dudes used condom. :-X

its fine as long as you rinse it out first.

HMTguy 01-06-2008 09:07 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by CoreyR
its fine as long as you rinse it out first.

That's what I'm sayin! Save the earth!

MikeJ-2009 01-07-2008 02:21 AM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
Hmm, I can't figure out why they shoot at our guys. Have a foriegh army running my family off the road and I'm shooting too.

TurboG 01-07-2008 03:13 AM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by jagojon3
I like this one too, nobody even really reacts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNNK4...eature=related

repost......

Originally Posted by Urban Indian

>:D


This ---- isnt really cool, no wonder the Iraqi people ------- hate the military( yeah i know, sand ------, dirt coon all the bojaz not very HMT like but on the serious side of ---- no wonder there are so many IED's and suicide bombings)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyoFwoTQZ6Y&NR=1

johnmichael 01-07-2008 05:55 AM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
same thing as vietnam... we're failing to win hearts and minds.

buk9tp 01-07-2008 06:57 AM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
this is retarded, just as retarded as blowing up/running over with tank the "insurgents" car, or tossing a grenade in an "insurgents" boat.. which was sitting empty in the sand.. (just a small john boat) or tossing glass bottles at cars in the other lanes windshield... or driving like an ------- and causing accidents (theres a video out there of a car accident caused by a car they ran off the road)


dont even get me started on the "security" firms that run arround iraq as if it were the wild west.. theres ---- ---- ton of videos out there of contractors shooting up random cars for no ------- reason at all.. or the reports of them laying down wires and sniping anyone who tried to pick them up..

man i cant imagine the horrors of living in iraq, let alone the horrors as serving in iraq :X

accordepicenter 01-07-2008 09:06 AM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
i loled when he hit the bus

Birdley42008 01-07-2008 07:39 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
Almost makes me want to enlist.

Remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzLHt...eature=related

TurboG 01-07-2008 08:40 PM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqM4t...eature=related

i never knew about it :3

J-SMITH69 01-08-2008 01:14 AM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by Urban Indian

that guys next video is of him getting gang banged by his four boyfriends

b18. 01-08-2008 03:02 AM

Re: How to drive in Iraq
 

Originally Posted by random-strike
that guys next video is of him getting gang banged by his four boyfriends

Reductio ad Absurdum


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