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Jetaway 12-13-2004 10:05 PM

How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
It has always been my life long dream to become a car ho. I fantasize about throwing my sleek, greased up body on those powerful imports in an effort to find true love (a.k.a. Lots of MONEY!!!) Any advice? My boobs are a decent size, but not huge :o. Should I be pouty and act dumb? It seems like intelligence is a turn off.... :P :-*

spoon fed 12-13-2004 10:08 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 
::)

Reddy 12-13-2004 10:08 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 
???


someone post porn

hotrex 12-13-2004 10:09 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 
---- yourself, better yet ill ---- you, go buy a 88 dx 4 door and run yourself over.... you little slut

Jeter2Karaffa 12-13-2004 10:09 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 
post pics of yourself by a cool car and we will tell you how u do

Reddy 12-13-2004 10:14 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 
act like the Hoe model:

https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.ph...age&img=192730

HondaTuner 12-13-2004 10:16 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 
lol, paris hilton is such a slut beyond words

SkunT 12-13-2004 10:18 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 

91dxcrx 12-13-2004 10:18 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 

Originally Posted by SinisterCivic
lol, paris hilton is such a slut beyond words

id still hit it :D

HondaTuner 12-13-2004 10:22 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 
Frank, ---- dude! ------- ban! :'( :-X :-\ ??? >:( :-X :-\ :'(

HMTguy 12-13-2004 10:22 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 

Originally Posted by Whitey
???
someone post porn

Coming to the rescue
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HMTguy 12-13-2004 10:23 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 
Damn I just noticed how nice that butthole is.

yayopwrcrx 12-13-2004 10:28 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 
i just realized thats a------- butthole it all looks the same ???

kewbee7 12-13-2004 10:30 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 
POST PICS OF YOURSELF IN SLUTTY CLOTHES ;)

THAT HOW ALL THE MODELS DRESS. Show us some ass shots and clevage.

kain 12-13-2004 10:32 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 
^^^^ hm.... i hope she looks atleast somewhat good.

HMTguy 12-13-2004 10:35 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 

Originally Posted by yayopwrcrx
i just realized thats a------- butthole it all looks the same ???

I just realized you haven't seen many buttholes ;)

butterknife 12-14-2004 02:37 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
what a bitch she wants to slut around on cars abd wants our advice but doesnt show any tittys thats not cool

butterknife 12-14-2004 02:50 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
and and also if you wanna be a car ho start by sucking this dick then you can sit on all the cars in my driveway if you want ill even provide the camera

turbocivic17m 12-14-2004 08:38 AM

Re:How to become a car ho
 

Originally Posted by Whitey


My new avater. Thanks whitey

kain 12-14-2004 08:42 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
isnt that way over the limit?

d16forlife 12-14-2004 09:00 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
What the ---- is up with this thread?!Its the widest ive ever seen a ------- thread.Someone needs to fix their ------- picts!

turbocivic17m 12-14-2004 09:08 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
looks normal from here........ :-\

dragon 12-14-2004 09:38 AM

Re:How to become a car ho
 

Originally Posted by 91dxcrx

Originally Posted by SinisterCivic
lol, paris hilton is such a slut beyond words

id still hit it :D

in a heartbeat. plus the bitch can ride like no other

Cray91 12-14-2004 09:40 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
I would only take it if I could sell the tapes of it. I gotta pay for all my new VD's somehow.

Reddy 12-14-2004 10:40 AM

Re:How to become a car ho
 

Originally Posted by turbocivic17m

Originally Posted by Whitey


My new avater. Thanks whitey



I was going tt use it as mine but its way too big. You gotta take it down or Jeff probably will.


https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...threadid=32385

beerbongskickass 12-14-2004 10:43 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
I'd knock Paris Hilton up in 2 seconds. How many million is she worth?

dragon 12-14-2004 11:11 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 

Originally Posted by beerbongskickass
I'd knock Paris Hilton up in 2 seconds. How many million is she worth?

i say more than 20

Reddy 12-14-2004 11:14 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 

Originally Posted by BlackDragon

Originally Posted by beerbongskickass
I'd knock Paris Hilton up in 2 seconds. How many million is she worth?

i say more than 20


lol, you better add another 0 to that and change the 2.

dragon 12-14-2004 11:26 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 

Originally Posted by Whitey

Originally Posted by BlackDragon

Originally Posted by beerbongskickass
I'd knock Paris Hilton up in 2 seconds. How many million is she worth?

i say more than 20


lol, you better add another 0 to that and change the 2.

damn!

L_S_i 12-14-2004 11:26 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
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L_S_i 12-14-2004 11:32 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
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dragon 12-14-2004 11:38 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
i've seen her so many times now its funny. Not only in this forum but other forums and friends email too. It's like she got famous overnight or something :-\

^^^^^^oh yeah nice avatar by the way ;)

L_S_i 12-14-2004 11:42 AM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
and now some port and polish...
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Jetaway 12-14-2004 05:42 PM

Re:How to become a car ho
 

Originally Posted by Jeter2Karaffa
post pics of yourself by a cool car and we will tell you how u do

hmmm don't know anyone with a cool car... just a Ghetto Beast

tranceminister 12-14-2004 05:44 PM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
The Ghetto beast will do ;) If we feel your "satisfactory" material, I will personally send you an HMT thong to model for us all. That will be your big start ;D

biggmike 12-14-2004 05:48 PM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
MOM IS THAT YOU

Guy-Fast 12-14-2004 06:16 PM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
20 bucks the original poster is a DUDE

Dr.Boost 12-14-2004 06:23 PM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 

Originally Posted by chris
20 bucks the original poster is a DUDE

W3rd, and this thread sucks, even with the below average pron. :-\
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tranceminister 12-14-2004 06:24 PM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
I'm starting to wonder too :-\

This thread is worthless without pics

Jetaway 12-14-2004 06:48 PM

Re:How to become a car ho *NSFW*
 
how do you post pictures on this thing? :o


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