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Old 06-28-2006, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by prelude9384
wave your ***** at her, that always works
ask her if she likes trouser snakes

/jay and silent bob :P
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:09 AM
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Taking pictures is easy. From the time I met my cousins neighbor to the time I took a pic of her was a whole 3 minutes. He told me I couldn't take a picture of her from that far away, and I did it just to prove him wrong. Turns out her shorts were a little too short as well
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by chris
Simple next time you see her introdue yourself has her new neighbor
Exactly.
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:20 AM
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u should stare at her from a distance..and when she looks at u..u should look down at the ground and run away in the opposite direction.. and pee your pants
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Ricky101
u should stare at her from a distance..and when she looks at u..u should look down at the ground and run away in the opposite direction.. and pee your pants
thats what i was thinking. actually that is how i met my fiance, true story
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:29 AM
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you should go find an asian guy to steal her car so you can give her a ride.

just make sure she's not asian so she doesn't steal your car
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by myshtern
I need advice as to how to approach her before I take pictures.
When meeting a girl for the first time you want to do three things as quickly as possible:

1) Make her smile.
2) Make the first word out of her mouth be "Yes!"
3) Make her an offer she can't refuse.

You want to do these things because they set a precedent for how she reacts to you forever after. The solution to the problem is simple.

Offer her a watermelon Jolly Rancher.
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
When meeting a girl for the first time you want to do three things as quickly as possible:

1) Make her smile.
2) Make the first word out of her mouth be "Yes!"
3) Make her an offer she can't refuse.

You want to do these things because they set a precedent for how she reacts to you forever after. The solution to the problem is simple.

Offer her a watermelon Jolly Rancher.
I don't remember exactly where that's from...but it's still funny.

I wanna say Ladder theory, but I know it's not...
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:38 AM
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Sexy neighbours are old news
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:04 AM
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pretend u lock urself out then go borrow a phone.
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