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myshtern 04-05-2006 04:51 PM

Horay
 
http://abcnews.go.com/International/...ory?id=1809576

GenLx 04-05-2006 05:13 PM

Re: Horay
 
i like how they decide to become docile once they run out of money and realize they cant do ---- on their own

buk9tp 04-05-2006 05:18 PM

Re: Horay
 
ummm

where have u guys been :l

they ELECT a new president. and we tell thm they cant have the guy they voted for and who fairly won the election.. and we tell em if they dont change there president to one thats our puppet. were gonna put sanctions on you.
no more subsidizing. no more aid. no more money. no more food.

and we claim we want to ------ democracy ::)

myshtern 04-05-2006 05:45 PM

Re: Horay
 
If you knew anything about anything, you would know that there has only been one demand placed on them. Recognize Israel as a nation. The only reason nobody will give them aid is because they wont recognize Israel as a nation.

Unlike terrorism, diplomacy requires that you recognize who is better than you, in this case - Israel.

MikeJ-2009 04-05-2006 06:12 PM

Re: Horay
 
I say ---- Isreal and the rest of the middle east. If you can't swim, than you're bound to drizzound, bitch.

buk9tp 04-05-2006 10:56 PM

Re: Horay
 

Originally Posted by myshtern
If you knew anything about anything, you would know that there has only been one demand placed on them. Recognize Israel as a nation. The only reason nobody will give them aid is because they wont recognize Israel as a nation.

Unlike terrorism, diplomacy requires that you recognize who is better than you, in this case - Israel.

if we cut aid off of israel they would be brough to there knee's in months.

TunerToys 04-05-2006 11:09 PM

Re: Horay
 
When we have taken care of our own, only then should we be offering foreign aid to other countries, umm...unless they have oil we need, or other resources, or they want to call in a political favor, or we want them to rise up against our enemies, or rise up against whomever our goverment muckety mucks choose to villify this year.

No, wait. That's not right.

I say screw them all, and keep our money here to build up our own country and people, so they can send their tired and hungry immigrants here to build a new life, which is how our country became great... unless it's Mexican immigrants, and then we should use our money to build walls between us and other countries, ummm....except for Canada.

Dah! That's not what I meant, is it?

Crap!

Here is a quote from that article that says a lot about their country's conditions....

A collapse in the Palestinian Authority would devastate an economy where 44 percent of the population lives under the poverty line of about $2 a day and nearly one-quarter of the work force is unemployed, according to the World Bank.

I'm done.


MikeJ-2009 04-05-2006 11:52 PM

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Don't worry Craig. In 9 years I'll be 35 and ready to be President. Every morning I'm walking up to the podium with an agenda. I'll speak my piece, no questions from the media will be taken, and we'll get on with the days work. Here's my schedule for the first week.

Day 1- "Folks, the truth is, if cheap immigrant labor was something that built a country, then Mexico would be a super power. Since it's not, you're all going home. REGRESAR MU-FUKKAZ. Don't say ----."

Day 2- "All military on foreign soil are ordered to return to the U.S. Instead of building bases in the middle of nowhere we will now build all bases around our borders. Details will include keeping every last illegal immigrant, missle, and bird flu the ---- out of my country. Thank you, no questions, break yo self."

Day 3- "Unless the Jewish bastard that owns Coca Cola wants to send money to Isreal, they ain't gettin' ---- from us no mo'. No country will. We keep our money here and the only way you get it is if you've got something other than a political agenda to trade for it. Thank you, don't axe no questions and I'll have no problems wit yo muthafukken azzes."

Day 4- "Today as your President I will be calling every nation on the face of the Earth and telling them, all nations are now friends of the U.S. We don't back anyone more than another, and unless you cross us, we shouldn't have any reason to turn your country into the 8th sea. If you need something in an emergency, "just call my naaaaaame, aaand I'll beeee theeeeree", but we're only doing what we can. Oh yeah, did I mention if you threaten us I'll break you down, son"?

**THIS MARKS THE END OF MY FORIEGN POLICY** (Time for national and social policy)

Day 5- "Look bitchez, this is America. You were always told that you can be anything you want to be in America, and you can. You can also sit at home until you can't feed your face anymore and you could die. It's up to you. When you finally DO make it, we're not going to tax you for millions and millions of dollars because you have ambition. You're going to pay the exact same amount as everyone else. There's no reason for us to tell you to be all you can be and then punish you for it.
Basically folks, what I'm saying is you can either be a mexican or a mexican't. You betta axe sumbody. Carry on".

Day 6- "Today I decided to rid the nation of the burden of welfare. We'll still have a temporary something something for you good people with a limp in your stride, but nobody lives on other peoples money. If you ain't livin' on your own money, than you ain't livin' (cause you dead, hoe). You can either swim, or drizzound with the rest of the guppies. Ask me any questions and I'll smoke yo azz. Thank you.

Day 7- "In the course of the last 6 days, I've cured our country of it's problems. Today is Sunday, a fun day. Today I declare smoking weed, mary jane, crack, dust, blow, and whatever else you can roll up legal. If you're truely a free society, than you can choose how you wanna ---- your life up. The penalties of violating others' rights will be much more harsh than before though, so if you smoke, than you might just get smoked.
The other issue I have with a free society is assisted suicide. Yo, if you're mad ILL and you just can't hack it no more, than break yo self. It's your life, do what thou will. There's also plenty of poeple that will want to kill themselves because of the new laws of our turned around land, and for them, I say break yo muthafucken selves muthafuckaz. You were only part of the problem anyway. See you Monday. Peace"

Act like you know. ;)

TunerToys 04-05-2006 11:57 PM

Re: Horay
 
I bow before thee, oh Stealthmode!

Craig


MikeJ-2009 04-05-2006 11:58 PM

Re: Horay
 
Additional cost savings will also come the first day in the form of me telling all congressmen and senators to kiss my muthafucken ass. You're all fired. I'll speak to the people my damn self.

SpeedyJAY 04-06-2006 01:33 AM

Re: Horay
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
if we cut aid off of israel they would be brough to there knee's in months.

Read up on your history....we didn't support Israel until the '70's and they whipped up on Jordan, Iraq, Egypt, Syria, and Sudai Arabia at the same time all by themselves......twice during the first two Arab-Israeli wars.If the second war wasnt stopped by a treaty they'd be speaking Hebrew in Egypt


Just goes to show you.....let them kill themselves off.....

buk9tp 04-06-2006 01:47 AM

Re: Horay
 

Originally Posted by SpeedyJAY
Read up on your history....we didn't support Israel until the '70's and they whipped up on Jordan, Iraq, Egypt, Syria, and Sudai Arabia at the same time all by themselves......twice during the first two Arab-Israeli wars.If the second war wasnt stopped by a treaty they'd be speaking Hebrew in Egypt


Just goes to show you.....let them kill themselves off.....

LOL

why dont YOU read up on YOUR history. then come and repeat what you said.

:)

myshtern 04-06-2006 02:16 AM

Re: Horay
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
LOL

why dont YOU read up on YOUR history. then come and repeat what you said.

:)

His history is accurate, yours is... whatever the ---- you want to call it.
America began giving Israel aid in late 1973.
Just so happens to be the same time your terrorist friends attacked Israel... Gee wizz, what a coincidence.

Israel has a GDP of $129 Billion
Jordan - $25 Billion
Syria - $60 Billlion
Lebanon - $18 Billion

So who needs the aid, Israel or Arabs?
Jews dont need help with money you retard.




buk9tp 04-06-2006 03:26 AM

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LOL

israel is nothing.. and it always will be nothing..

they just keep riding the holocaust card and thats the only reason theyre still allowed to have an undeclared nuclear program and receive a ---- TON of money from everyone..

israel without us is nothing...

and get your facts strait.. weve been giving them money since '48 :S

and it hasnt ceased to this day :l

and who attacked who? what country was there before? palestine.. which was ruled by the british.. and the british decided to give part of it to israelis.. israelis got greedy.. and israelis slowly pushed people off there land and went on a land grab shopping spree.

myshtern 04-06-2006 01:19 PM

Re: Horay
 
You're a joke. Palestine is supposed to be all of the middle east.
Arabs initiated 4 pathetic wars with Israel and you're saying Israel got greedy?

Nobody even speaks of the holocaust except terrorist monkies such as yourself.
The last time any leader even spoke of the holocaust was the president of Iran.

Get my facts straight? At least I have facts, I don't where you pull your info out of.
The United Nations established and funded the first Israel, not America.

Tell your people to stop blowing up civilians on busses and Israelies will stop raping the ---- out of your countries.
Oh and another thing, maybe you should tell your friends to start electing real politicians instead of terrorists.

If you remember that one time the Arafat was invited to the white house with Bill Clinton, they were offered 97% of their land from the first 1948 borders. Arafat declined and proposed a plan which made Israel 9 miles wide in some areas. What a ------- joke. And now you have Hamas, good luck pal.



J-SMITH69 04-06-2006 02:01 PM

Re: Horay
 

Originally Posted by myshtern
You're a joke. Palestine is supposed to be all of the middle east.
Arabs initiated 4 pathetic wars with Israel and you're saying Israel got greedy?

Nobody even speaks of the holocaust except terrorist monkies such as yourself.
The last time any leader even spoke of the holocaust was the president of Iran.

Get my facts straight? At least I have facts, I don't where you pull your info out of.
The United Nations established and funded the first Israel, not America.

Tell your people to stop blowing up civilians on busses and Israelies will stop raping the ---- out of your countries.
Oh and another thing, maybe you should tell your friends to start electing real politicians instead of terrorists.

If you remember that one time the Arafat was invited to the white house with Bill Clinton, they were offered 97% of their land from the first 1948 borders. Arafat declined and proposed a plan which made Israel 9 miles wide in some areas. What a ------- joke. And now you have Hamas, good luck pal.



:y

I think we should let Israel run free, they have the will to destory all those arab nations

jinxy 04-06-2006 02:06 PM

Re: Horay
 
israel for the win :)






p.s. You guys suck at hating jews. atleast my people made a plan and followed through. :-X

cberman 04-06-2006 02:18 PM

Re: Horay
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
LOL

israel is nothing.. and it always will be nothing..

they just keep riding the holocaust card and thats the only reason theyre still allowed to have an undeclared nuclear program and receive a ---- TON of money from everyone..

israel without us is nothing...

and get your facts strait.. weve been giving them money since '48 :S

and it hasnt ceased to this day :l

and who attacked who? what country was there before? palestine.. which was ruled by the british.. and the british decided to give part of it to israelis.. israelis got greedy.. and israelis slowly pushed people off there land and went on a land grab shopping spree.

Lol. that is so inaccurate

Britain controll Palestine, as such they can do wuteva the hell they want to with it. UN declared part of it as Israel and part of it as Palestine. Palestine said, "we aint sharin". UN said, "fine bitch, it all goes to Israel". Also, at one point Israel controlled the Sinai Pininsula, but gave it back to Egypt to encourage peace. certainly not greedy bastards to me.

Also, why do we give aide to israel? because most of the US is christian. Can you imagine a devout Christian going to the "Holy Land" and having it run by muslims?

How was copper wire invented?



2 Jews fighting over a penny

MikeJ-2009 04-06-2006 04:36 PM

Re: Horay
 
I'd rid the whole middle east of American "media" and we'll forget whats going on there. It doesn't concern us. If christians want so much with the "holy land", than move there, or build a replica of noah's ark, cause you're outta here, bitchface.

J-SMITH69 04-06-2006 05:12 PM

Re: Horay
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I'd rid the whole middle east of American "media" and we'll forget whats going on there. It doesn't concern us. If christians want so much with the "holy land", than move there, or build a replica of noah's ark, cause you're outta here, bitchface.

yes steve, we should jsut ignore the middle east until iran can launch a nuke at us, or they give it to someone and they blow it up in mn

buk9tp 04-06-2006 06:10 PM

Re: Horay
 

Originally Posted by myshtern
You're a joke. Palestine is supposed to be all of the middle east.
Arabs initiated 4 pathetic wars with Israel and you're saying Israel got greedy?

Nobody even speaks of the holocaust except terrorist monkies such as yourself.
The last time any leader even spoke of the holocaust was the president of Iran.

Get my facts straight? At least I have facts, I don't where you pull your info out of.
The United Nations established and funded the first Israel, not America.

Tell your people to stop blowing up civilians on busses and Israelies will stop raping the ---- out of your countries.
Oh and another thing, maybe you should tell your friends to start electing real politicians instead of terrorists.

If you remember that one time the Arafat was invited to the white house with Bill Clinton, they were offered 97% of their land from the first 1948 borders. Arafat declined and proposed a plan which made Israel 9 miles wide in some areas. What a ------- joke. And now you have Hamas, good luck pal.



lol

arabs initiated 4 wars?

first off.. the israelis were welcomed into israel.. they lived side by side for idk how many years the peace lasted.. but israel wanted more.. and they slowly started pushing into palestine.. next thing u know it was illegal for an arab to own a gun.. and they had to get visa's to cross over into and work in israel.. israel is the one that set up borders and made it harder for transparency.. israel is the one who initiated agression by blowing up and leveling whole cities way before the first suicide bomber struck. and the arabs ignored all of this untill they realized israel was going to be a problem for them too..

israel wanted to control the suez canal and thats why they took over sinai.. they didnt give it back.. they were forced to give it back.. and egypt was pushing them back past there borders.. and could have continued on and completly whiped out israel.. but instead sadat signed the peace treaty.. why do you think he was assasinated? no one wanted the peace treaty after what israel had done...

it wasnt about the amount of land.. its not about the land.. its about WHERE the land is located.. it wasnt 97% of the land they owned.. it was 93% of the west bank land they owned.. and 4% of land from israel..

the other 4% of israeli land that was to be traded for land sorrounding the mosque there.. which would have made it even harder for palestinians to have access...

plus what everyone ignores.. is that part of the so called treaty calls for the elimination of all palestinian military forces ::)
funny how everyone leaves that fact out huh?

plus.. this latest agression was all started when sharon visited the mosque sorrounded by guards and shut down the entire mosque....

israel knows its wrong.. and thats why now its pulling out back to its 67 borders... and in the process shutting down a ---- ton of settlements..

u dont hear about the israeli radicals/terrorist in the news do you? i bet you dont even know they exist.. i bet there are more israeli radicals then there are palestinian radicals. and just because they dont blow themselves up doesnt make them any less of terrorist... they initiated the brutality with an entire cell that was jailed.. israeli police found a cart full of explosives timed to blow up infront of a preschool minutes afterschool so all the kids can be outside :l

and u didnt see the videos of the israeli soldiers grabbing israeli kids putting there elbows on a rock and picking up another rock to smash theyre elbow.. but i bet u didnt hear of that..

also.. us-israeli-palestinian talks failed..

taba negotiations were between eu-israel-palestine..

and palestine wanted a us-israeli-palestinian treaty..

the un established israel?

britain was going to pull out anyways.. as it was decolinizing and granting independence to all its colinies.. palestine is the only place where while it was pulling out.. it gave part of it to israel.. and israelis came in.. THEN the un recognized them... but israel couldnt have done it without truman recognizing them as a state and passing bills incongress to send millions of dollars over..

i dont know where u get off telling me to talk to my people.. im american.. born and raised.




Originally Posted by cberman
Lol. that is so inaccurate

Britain controll Palestine, as such they can do wuteva the hell they want to with it. UN declared part of it as Israel and part of it as Palestine. Palestine said, "we aint sharin". UN said, "fine bitch, it all goes to Israel". Also, at one point Israel controlled the Sinai Pininsula, but gave it back to Egypt to encourage peace. certainly not greedy bastards to me.

Also, why do we give aide to israel? because most of the US is christian. Can you imagine a devout Christian going to the "Holy Land" and having it run by muslims?

lol THATS so inaccurate.. see above..

and christians and muslims live freely side by side in PALESTINE. not in israel..

antisemetic views are not only limited to muslim palestinians but also to christian palestinians.. and christians run the government there too..

also. israelis dont even beileve in god. and look up there religion for more ----.. u cant even convert and become a jew unless your madonna ::)

jerusulam has a mosque and a church..

and if israel had its way it would demolish the mosque and church and build its temple ::)

so that throws your "we dont want the holy land run by muslims" ---- right out the door.


also.

as ive stated before many times.. i dont hate jews.. and i like christianity.... and i defend it like it was my own religion..


MikeJ-2009 04-07-2006 11:21 AM

Re: Horay
 
First day in office buk's dad is getting the chair.


I'll also call Iran and tell em "we'll see who squirts first, sand nog."

raiden571 04-07-2006 11:31 AM

Re: Horay
 
ftw! ---- em all, worry about ourselves, its whatever other nation does.

buk9tp 04-07-2006 11:42 PM

Re: Horay
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I'll also call Iran and tell em "we'll see who squirts first, sand nog."

lol.. and they just developed missles that can get by our patriot missles.


MikeJ-2009 04-08-2006 12:26 AM

Re: Horay
 
It doesn't matter if I already broke out the B52's for a love shack reunion.

jinxy 04-08-2006 02:21 AM

Re: Horay
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
lol.. and they just developed missles that can get by our patriot missles.


what about or chemical lasers. buwhahaha.


and these weapons are not bullshit, I have seen video of them in action. My friends dad is high rank in the airforce and he was telling us all about this ----. its crazyness

J-SMITH69 04-09-2006 11:02 PM

Re: Horay
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
lol.. and they just developed missles that can get by our patriot missles.


no they didnt.

they have no access to our radar or anything close to like our radar.

they have missles that can defeat their radar, which is 3rd world and made in russia in the 1960s

myshtern 04-09-2006 11:31 PM

Re: Horay
 



Originally Posted by random-strike
no they didnt.

they have no access to our radar or anything close to like our radar.

they have missles that can defeat their radar, which is 3rd world and made in russia in the 1960s

Thats okay, buk doesnt really use history or facts at all really.

buk9tp 04-09-2006 11:37 PM

Re: Horay
 

Originally Posted by myshtern

Thats okay, buk doesnt really use history or facts at all really.

thats ok, u have no rebuttle.

myshtern 04-10-2006 03:33 PM

Re: Horay
 
To set you straight on the history alone would take a few pages of writing. I've got better things to do ::)

buk9tp 04-10-2006 05:53 PM

Re: Horay
 
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhttttttttttt

well if ur ever bored.. feel free to bump this thread and give me one of your "history" lessons.


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