Horay
04-05-2006, 04:51 PM
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04-05-2006, 05:18 PM
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Re: Horay
ummm
where have u guys been
they ELECT a new president. and we tell thm they cant have the guy they voted for and who fairly won the election.. and we tell em if they dont change there president to one thats our puppet. were gonna put sanctions on you.
no more subsidizing. no more aid. no more money. no more food.
and we claim we want to ------ democracy
where have u guys been
they ELECT a new president. and we tell thm they cant have the guy they voted for and who fairly won the election.. and we tell em if they dont change there president to one thats our puppet. were gonna put sanctions on you.
no more subsidizing. no more aid. no more money. no more food.
and we claim we want to ------ democracy
04-05-2006, 05:45 PM
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Re: Horay
If you knew anything about anything, you would know that there has only been one demand placed on them. Recognize Israel as a nation. The only reason nobody will give them aid is because they wont recognize Israel as a nation.
Unlike terrorism, diplomacy requires that you recognize who is better than you, in this case - Israel.
Unlike terrorism, diplomacy requires that you recognize who is better than you, in this case - Israel.
04-05-2006, 10:56 PM
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Re: Horay
Originally Posted by myshtern
If you knew anything about anything, you would know that there has only been one demand placed on them. Recognize Israel as a nation. The only reason nobody will give them aid is because they wont recognize Israel as a nation.
Unlike terrorism, diplomacy requires that you recognize who is better than you, in this case - Israel.
Unlike terrorism, diplomacy requires that you recognize who is better than you, in this case - Israel.
04-05-2006, 11:09 PM
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Re: Horay
When we have taken care of our own, only then should we be offering foreign aid to other countries, umm...unless they have oil we need, or other resources, or they want to call in a political favor, or we want them to rise up against our enemies, or rise up against whomever our goverment muckety mucks choose to villify this year.
No, wait. That's not right.
I say screw them all, and keep our money here to build up our own country and people, so they can send their tired and hungry immigrants here to build a new life, which is how our country became great... unless it's Mexican immigrants, and then we should use our money to build walls between us and other countries, ummm....except for Canada.
Dah! That's not what I meant, is it?
Crap!
Here is a quote from that article that says a lot about their country's conditions....
A collapse in the Palestinian Authority would devastate an economy where 44 percent of the population lives under the poverty line of about $2 a day and nearly one-quarter of the work force is unemployed, according to the World Bank.
I'm done.
No, wait. That's not right.
I say screw them all, and keep our money here to build up our own country and people, so they can send their tired and hungry immigrants here to build a new life, which is how our country became great... unless it's Mexican immigrants, and then we should use our money to build walls between us and other countries, ummm....except for Canada.
Dah! That's not what I meant, is it?
Crap!
Here is a quote from that article that says a lot about their country's conditions....
A collapse in the Palestinian Authority would devastate an economy where 44 percent of the population lives under the poverty line of about $2 a day and nearly one-quarter of the work force is unemployed, according to the World Bank.
I'm done.
04-05-2006, 11:52 PM
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Re: Horay
Don't worry Craig. In 9 years I'll be 35 and ready to be President. Every morning I'm walking up to the podium with an agenda. I'll speak my piece, no questions from the media will be taken, and we'll get on with the days work. Here's my schedule for the first week.
Day 1- "Folks, the truth is, if cheap immigrant labor was something that built a country, then Mexico would be a super power. Since it's not, you're all going home. REGRESAR MU-FUKKAZ. Don't say ----."
Day 2- "All military on foreign soil are ordered to return to the U.S. Instead of building bases in the middle of nowhere we will now build all bases around our borders. Details will include keeping every last illegal immigrant, missle, and bird flu the ---- out of my country. Thank you, no questions, break yo self."
Day 3- "Unless the Jewish bastard that owns Coca Cola wants to send money to Isreal, they ain't gettin' ---- from us no mo'. No country will. We keep our money here and the only way you get it is if you've got something other than a political agenda to trade for it. Thank you, don't axe no questions and I'll have no problems wit yo muthafukken azzes."
Day 4- "Today as your President I will be calling every nation on the face of the Earth and telling them, all nations are now friends of the U.S. We don't back anyone more than another, and unless you cross us, we shouldn't have any reason to turn your country into the 8th sea. If you need something in an emergency, "just call my naaaaaame, aaand I'll beeee theeeeree", but we're only doing what we can. Oh yeah, did I mention if you threaten us I'll break you down, son"?
**THIS MARKS THE END OF MY FORIEGN POLICY** (Time for national and social policy)
Day 5- "Look bitchez, this is America. You were always told that you can be anything you want to be in America, and you can. You can also sit at home until you can't feed your face anymore and you could die. It's up to you. When you finally DO make it, we're not going to tax you for millions and millions of dollars because you have ambition. You're going to pay the exact same amount as everyone else. There's no reason for us to tell you to be all you can be and then punish you for it.
Basically folks, what I'm saying is you can either be a mexican or a mexican't. You betta axe sumbody. Carry on".
Day 6- "Today I decided to rid the nation of the burden of welfare. We'll still have a temporary something something for you good people with a limp in your stride, but nobody lives on other peoples money. If you ain't livin' on your own money, than you ain't livin' (cause you dead, hoe). You can either swim, or drizzound with the rest of the guppies. Ask me any questions and I'll smoke yo azz. Thank you.
Day 7- "In the course of the last 6 days, I've cured our country of it's problems. Today is Sunday, a fun day. Today I declare smoking weed, mary jane, crack, dust, blow, and whatever else you can roll up legal. If you're truely a free society, than you can choose how you wanna ---- your life up. The penalties of violating others' rights will be much more harsh than before though, so if you smoke, than you might just get smoked.
The other issue I have with a free society is assisted suicide. Yo, if you're mad ILL and you just can't hack it no more, than break yo self. It's your life, do what thou will. There's also plenty of poeple that will want to kill themselves because of the new laws of our turned around land, and for them, I say break yo muthafucken selves muthafuckaz. You were only part of the problem anyway. See you Monday. Peace"
Act like you know.
Day 1- "Folks, the truth is, if cheap immigrant labor was something that built a country, then Mexico would be a super power. Since it's not, you're all going home. REGRESAR MU-FUKKAZ. Don't say ----."
Day 2- "All military on foreign soil are ordered to return to the U.S. Instead of building bases in the middle of nowhere we will now build all bases around our borders. Details will include keeping every last illegal immigrant, missle, and bird flu the ---- out of my country. Thank you, no questions, break yo self."
Day 3- "Unless the Jewish bastard that owns Coca Cola wants to send money to Isreal, they ain't gettin' ---- from us no mo'. No country will. We keep our money here and the only way you get it is if you've got something other than a political agenda to trade for it. Thank you, don't axe no questions and I'll have no problems wit yo muthafukken azzes."
Day 4- "Today as your President I will be calling every nation on the face of the Earth and telling them, all nations are now friends of the U.S. We don't back anyone more than another, and unless you cross us, we shouldn't have any reason to turn your country into the 8th sea. If you need something in an emergency, "just call my naaaaaame, aaand I'll beeee theeeeree", but we're only doing what we can. Oh yeah, did I mention if you threaten us I'll break you down, son"?
**THIS MARKS THE END OF MY FORIEGN POLICY** (Time for national and social policy)
Day 5- "Look bitchez, this is America. You were always told that you can be anything you want to be in America, and you can. You can also sit at home until you can't feed your face anymore and you could die. It's up to you. When you finally DO make it, we're not going to tax you for millions and millions of dollars because you have ambition. You're going to pay the exact same amount as everyone else. There's no reason for us to tell you to be all you can be and then punish you for it.
Basically folks, what I'm saying is you can either be a mexican or a mexican't. You betta axe sumbody. Carry on".
Day 6- "Today I decided to rid the nation of the burden of welfare. We'll still have a temporary something something for you good people with a limp in your stride, but nobody lives on other peoples money. If you ain't livin' on your own money, than you ain't livin' (cause you dead, hoe). You can either swim, or drizzound with the rest of the guppies. Ask me any questions and I'll smoke yo azz. Thank you.
Day 7- "In the course of the last 6 days, I've cured our country of it's problems. Today is Sunday, a fun day. Today I declare smoking weed, mary jane, crack, dust, blow, and whatever else you can roll up legal. If you're truely a free society, than you can choose how you wanna ---- your life up. The penalties of violating others' rights will be much more harsh than before though, so if you smoke, than you might just get smoked.
The other issue I have with a free society is assisted suicide. Yo, if you're mad ILL and you just can't hack it no more, than break yo self. It's your life, do what thou will. There's also plenty of poeple that will want to kill themselves because of the new laws of our turned around land, and for them, I say break yo muthafucken selves muthafuckaz. You were only part of the problem anyway. See you Monday. Peace"
Act like you know.
