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myAE86turbo 11-15-2008 12:59 AM

HMT Recipe VIII: Vinaigrettes...for hot bitches
 
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here's something you can use to impress some women.

Citrus vinaigrette

you need:

lemons
limes
oranges
canola oil or canola/olive oil blend
kosher salt
fresh cracked pepper
sugar

grate the zest off equal amount of the citrus and chop it really fine. i used a microplane but you can use the finest grate on a box grater.

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put it into a bowl
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squeeze the juice out of the fruits, exclude the seeds
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put a damp towel down like this and put the bowl over it
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measure out equal amounts of canola oil with the juice
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put the zest in a bowl with the juice a pinch of kosher salt, sugar and fresh cracked black pepper. whisk it up and gradually drip and whisk the oil into the juice till all the oil is used
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once its all together taste it and add more sugar if it's too acidic. add more salt and pepper if it's bland.

done

the oil and juice is separated in this pic, just like the bottled ---- you can shake this up vigorously so it comes back together before you put it over some greens

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Red wine vinaigrette with capers, shallots and chives

need:
red wine vinegar
capers chopped super fine
shallot chopped super fine
chives chopped super fine
dijon mustard
canola/canola olive oil blend
kosher salt
fresh cracked pepper

put equal amount of the capers, shallots, chives and dijon into a bowl with some salt and pepper in a bowl
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add the vinegar and whisk together
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equal amounts of oil and vinegar again
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and whisk one into the other just like the first one and adjust accordingly
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done...two bomb dressings that will get her to undress...and stay fit for doggie

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i suggest dressing mixed greens with these





Smith-02 11-15-2008 01:01 AM

Re: HMT Recipe VIII: Vinaigrettes...for hot bitches
 
wheres the part where you dump one in her -------?

myAE86turbo 11-15-2008 01:33 AM

Re: HMT Recipe VIII: Vinaigrettes...for hot bitches
 

Originally Posted by c0mpl3x
wheres the part where you dump one in her -------?

she only lets me in there on holidays and my birthday :'(

sewell94 11-15-2008 04:56 AM

Re: HMT Recipe VIII: Vinaigrettes...for hot bitches
 
These look tasty as hell, i think i'm gonna try making the red wine vinaigrette.

lock-pop! 11-15-2008 04:58 AM

Re: HMT Recipe VIII: Vinaigrettes...for hot bitches
 

Originally Posted by sewell94
These loKO tasty as hell, i think i'm gonna try making the red wine vinaigrette.

shut up midget!!!

monster D 11-15-2008 06:09 AM

Re: HMT Recipe VIII: Vinaigrettes...for hot bitches
 
just latley i got turned on to vinagerets fo shoand i have to say subway has the best ---- hahaha ill have to try one of these soon as im a salad eating mofo


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