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so tonight i was at the club with some buddys, and there's this chick that i always see everywhere, an i mean EVERYWHERE as in work, store you name it, she's there. so tonight, i seen her and shes with some little homo and next thing shes gone. so i was like ok whatever, i go get a rye and coke, and i feel a hand in the back of my jeans pocket.

well it was her, so she smiles and walks away. so i wink, go for a quick tour to see whos in the club, and head towards her and all of a sudden she grabs some faggot and starts feeling his arms. well, this kid was a ------- bitch compared to my size, and she starts smiling when feeling his arms. next thing i see this kid looking at me, so i flex off my arms at him and he puts his head down and looks away.

now, is this chick trying to make me jealous or what, because its getting on my nerves and giving me blue balls because im just to shy to actually talk to her :-[

guys, is she trying to play me or what ? :-\

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Yes she is trying to "play" you. You havn't even talked to her, but she is "playing" you. ::)

Damn this sounds like grade 9 ----. ::) Oh yeah, they let you drink at 18. So this is some highschool ----.


SHort Answer, get some balls and talk to her. Odds are you can bone her. She sounds like an easy pick-up.

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i have a lot of experience with women, i actually pimp women on craigslist.com. dont be a lil bitch..just get a lil buzzed walk up to her..and compare her to sum sorta actress that looks good.. liek yesterday i saw this cute ass girl.she looked a little bit like jessica alba, so i just say outloud.. oh ---- i didnt know jessica alba was here.. then that bitch blushed.. and she was mines... its easy.. ... damn gettin women is easy..

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just check out jakes pimpin skills from the www.romp.com

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just talk to her and smash that ----- already nigga

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I can really only think of one word.

"own3d"

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I love this line. "next thing i see this kid looking at me, so i flex off my arms at him and he puts his head down and looks away." hahahahaahah. Damn Hulk Hogan, you go through a lot of shirt flexing those 24" pythons? lol Screw that bish and ask her "did you get your ticket yet?"
She'll be like "umm no, for what?"
Then you flex your pythons and say "To see the gun show bitch" and then walk away. lol. 8)

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if ur looking for a ---- go for, doesnt seem like a girl u want a relationship for. and if she keeps playing games, ---- her. play the game on her and make that bitch ant you, then bone her O0

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if she trys to get you to start ---- with some guy. punch her right in the ------- the face >:D

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Maybe shes just a dirty -----?

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Forget about the chick Travis she a club ----- who trying to get guys fighting over her. Don't even bother. As for you flexing your arms to that homo that got me laughing. Good job I taught you well. ;)

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gets some head work son. ;)

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If you were an American you would've already been up in that birth canal. :-\

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yeah everyone said it already but is you see her all over play the games with her. make her want you and just be like ---- it. for some reason bitches like to be blown off. especially the club -----s.

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8)


Next time you see her, pull your penis out and put it in her hand.
Sneek up behind her, and just kinda hump your wang into her hand. Then yell real load " FREE HAND JOBS" You gotta do it fast or wont work.
If that doesnt work... TRY TALKING TO HER!!!!!

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She didn't steal your wallet did she?

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lol that got me laughing almost as hard as when he flexed at the other guy

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He said she put her hand in his back pocket, either that was a gay innuendo or she's a pickpocket. I thought she took his wallet when i was reading it.

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me too, but either he never needed his wallet or she didn't... i say screw it, shes an attention -----, don't give her what she wants

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My official answer to this is walk up, grab her ass the next time you see her, and claim her. If she aint all prude like this actually works pretty well. And it helps to not be sober, I am about 50 times smoother after I've had a few.

If she gets all pissy about to grabbin her ass, steal her purse

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I think you are the subject of her and her friends cruel joke. Its a females version of pig dogin' Girls love to make fun of retared/ugly people, sorry just a fact of life 8)

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whatever, ill need a few more drinks 8)

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WHAT DO WE NEED?

WHITE POWER!

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I got my old lady by grabbing her ass. That ---- really does work. We had only talked once before. Then next time I saw her, I grabbed a big hand full of ass. She gave me this dumb look. I said oh my bad. She just walked away. About a hour later, I feel something grab my ass. I turn around and its her. Chicks dig it.

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lmao i scared a few customers away when i laughed at that one

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slam back some liquid courage. walk up to her, grab her on the ass. and simply say, hey bitch wanna ----? if she says no, go onto another. if she says yes, go bend her over the hood of your car in the parking lot. finish her, and go get another. now normally i wouldnt advise some one to use that pick up line, but she seems like a total slut ass bitch. and they want you to talk to them like that. it gets their attention. ;D

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::)

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I love reading some of this advice from E-Pimps! Based on some of the advice given, it's easy to see who does, and who doesn't know what's up.

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And if they get mad you can just use being drunk as an excuse.

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http://scottwax.com/rice/ratedr/attention%20-----3.jpg

Don't mess with the attention -----s Travis, I know you could score some better bitches than that 8)

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Complete attention -----. Next time you want to get her attention just walk over to her and kick her square in the piss flaps.

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Sounds like the typical club slut. Who cares... in a sense, a club is a shitty place to meet girls anyway. I've seen girls do the same ----, and I wil simply, blatantly laugh at them, it drives them nuts, and it's awesome.

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Ignore her. Obviously she wants you to get pissed, then go talk to her and give in to her. She'll make short work of you after that. Just ignore and act you don't want to have nothing to do with her. If my prediction is right she'll jock your nuts even harder. People want what they can't have. So if you give in to her easy, she'll just toss you away. What you have to lose if she really doesn't want you, there is plenty of other chicks looking for dick.

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Hand in the back pocket outta no where? Yea, David's right on this one.


JP

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dont be shy. go ove rthere ad ush that other guy out of the way. whatsup bitch

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What is with the "I flexed on him" crap, since when are people ------- scared of somebody's arms. He had to be a little bitch. Dude, there are days that I just want somebody to start something with me, that ---- would have been spot on to fire me up. Anyway, I think you have been punk'd!!

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8)

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Yeh sounds to me like that dude needs a serious hiding , but if she is "playing" around and messing things up then she probably needs a good raping too .

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I didn't read the whole thread but the golden ruie is if you have to ask the internet about advice on how to get laid...you have absolutely no chance :P



Congratulations, your only going to get laid by a girl's whos last name is jpg ;)

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nah, i got a call from that girl today actually and she wants to hang out tuesday and goto a movie, so its all good now 8)