HMT pimp's, answer me this
 

so tonight i was at the club with some buddys, and there's this chick that i always see everywhere, an i mean EVERYWHERE as in work, store you name it, she's there. so tonight, i seen her and shes with some little homo and next thing shes gone. so i was like ok whatever, i go get a rye and coke, and i feel a hand in the back of my jeans pocket.

well it was her, so she smiles and walks away. so i wink, go for a quick tour to see whos in the club, and head towards her and all of a sudden she grabs some faggot and starts feeling his arms. well, this kid was a ------- bitch compared to my size, and she starts smiling when feeling his arms. next thing i see this kid looking at me, so i flex off my arms at him and he puts his head down and looks away.

now, is this chick trying to make me jealous or what, because its getting on my nerves and giving me blue balls because im just to shy to actually talk to her :-[

guys, is she trying to play me or what ? :-\

Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
 

Yes she is trying to "play" you. You havn't even talked to her, but she is "playing" you. ::)

Damn this sounds like grade 9 ----. ::) Oh yeah, they let you drink at 18. So this is some highschool ----.


SHort Answer, get some balls and talk to her. Odds are you can bone her. She sounds like an easy pick-up.

Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
 

i have a lot of experience with women, i actually pimp women on craigslist.com. dont be a lil bitch..just get a lil buzzed walk up to her..and compare her to sum sorta actress that looks good.. liek yesterday i saw this cute ass girl.she looked a little bit like jessica alba, so i just say outloud.. oh ---- i didnt know jessica alba was here.. then that bitch blushed.. and she was mines... its easy.. ... damn gettin women is easy..

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just check out jakes pimpin skills from the www.romp.com

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just talk to her and smash that ----- already nigga

Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
 

I can really only think of one word.

"own3d"

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I love this line. "next thing i see this kid looking at me, so i flex off my arms at him and he puts his head down and looks away." hahahahaahah. Damn Hulk Hogan, you go through a lot of shirt flexing those 24" pythons? lol Screw that bish and ask her "did you get your ticket yet?"
She'll be like "umm no, for what?"
Then you flex your pythons and say "To see the gun show bitch" and then walk away. lol. 8)

Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
 

if ur looking for a ---- go for, doesnt seem like a girl u want a relationship for. and if she keeps playing games, ---- her. play the game on her and make that bitch ant you, then bone her O0

Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
 

if she trys to get you to start ---- with some guy. punch her right in the ------- the face >:D

Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
 

Maybe shes just a dirty -----?