hi im a newb.
 

welll high everyone. ;D
im not new to this forum but i am new to posting on it, first time on any forum so yeah. :l
uhhhh welll i have a 95 civic coupe which i had a b17 on. ended up blowing that beezy (spun bearing). :y
and then i went ls-vtak :6. a month later got a stuck motor freaken oil pump went out. :y and welll im here now with a d16y7 motor. so yeah. hi

Re: hi im a newb.
 

Date Registered: July 01, 2008, 07:54:37 PM

you are a noob.......let me guess....you(payed someone to) swapped in a motor in the car and didnt change out the belt/pumps.......your an idiot.....


and you suck at life....

Re: hi im a newb.
 

You are a complete n00b to this forum, sorry, or else you'd know how every intro post that sounds like yours goes down.

Brace yourself for a barrage of rudeness, holmes, some of the members who are fat, overweight, and can't get laid think it's their holy mission in life to haze n00bs. If you keep an even keel throughout it, admittedly people like you better, even the ones who aren't assholes.

Re: hi im a newb.
 

with a name like that what do you expect

now get your sister drunk, naked, and post pics

Re: hi im a newb.
 

thanks O0
i expected this of course im a newb, and well no i dont pay no one to touch my car. haha
dude im a poor messican i cant afford to let anyone touch my car. and second the first motor i blew was of negligance which i didnt change the oil. flame away haha. and the second one was due to the fact that the guy that i bought the ls block from said it was rebuilt. but nope oil pump went out haha. yeah

Re: hi im a newb.
 

dude you do not want to see my sister drunk haa. to be serious do you want to see a 35 year old chick that has had srven chilrden yes seven!!!! :8
and that used to be a crack ----- naked? i best you go to the nearest ----- pay her ten dollars and take a good look cuz thats better than my sister haha.

Re: hi im a newb.
 

post pics and well be the judge

and if she ain't good enough there is always your mom, gf, and in your case :8 girl next door (get her drunk and naked, just dont let her dad catch you)((and there better be grass on the field))


god dam ------- noob
MAKE A PROPER INTRO POST READ THE ------- STICKIES

PORN NOW !!!

Re: hi im a newb.
 

If paying a hooker $10 to get naked is better than seeing your sister nude then it sounds like you need to pony up ten bucks and take a ------ picture you worthless piece of ---- noob!

------ Christ.


P.s. Vegas is badass. Shouldn't have pussed out Chris. I totally would have bought you orange chicken. Oc > $gas

Re: hi im a newb.
 

haha your funny, aight welll tommrow my friends parents are leaving out of town., and i knw this one chick that will do anything so yeah wish me luck and ill get you pics and maybe some vid haha if im not drunk enough to member haha

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/jamie...ge_dildo-45487

Re: hi im a newb.
 

so now if you guys want porn you guys got to teach me some things cuz i do not know how to really work my way around this forum thing so how in the world do i get pic on this thing haha. :1 thanks for any help flame if you want its not gonna help you get porn until i know how to post pics so yeah. haha ;D

Re: hi im a newb.
 

oooh watch out here comes mad tyte v-tak jdmracer :S


you and life don't go well together.

Re: hi im a newb.
 

Hey, hey new guy









































---- YOU

Oh and F.A.B.L.A.D.

Re: hi im a newb.
 

What a prick. Blowing up two perfectly fine B series.

Dunno if you're aware of this, but changing oil is cheaper/easier than an engine swap.

Re: hi im a newb.
 

+1.......


this proves that, in fact, you aren't a mexican.......but the ever so present mexican't

Re: hi im a newb.
 

what's so funny haha i'm not sure haha are you nervous or something haha.

Re: hi im a newb.
 

:l ??? WTF??

Re: hi im a newb.
 

This thread sucks ass.

Re: hi im a newb.
 

No ----...


No Pictures and NO PORN!

WTF

Re: hi im a newb.
 

after reading this thread it felt like all he typed was haha

Re: hi im a newb.
 

blowing the beezy?????? Is that uh well it's sounds like you suck cock.

Re: hi im a newb.
 

wow thanks. alright i guess i started out pretty good.
but uhhh no the first motor i blew was my fault. and i felt bad beacuae it was the b17. :(
then the other block. oil pump failure. had it running on royal purple.




and welll like i said im a nooob so im here to learn from youy guys so thanks and hell yeah im a mexiCAN.
fool you try swappig a motor on dirt homie, without an engine lift all you got is a jack and a pole?
having to slide the short block underneath then the tranny then putting it together in the engine bay, then lifting it up with the jack, bolting it down, then putting on the head? fool, ima a begginger but im not a noob you got that, and well im new to this internets forums, im not new to cars.

Re: hi im a newb.
 

you know being a newb sucks. But your name really fucked you up.

Re: hi im a newb.
 

YEAH I KNOW :1 ONCE I PRESSED THE LOGIN BUTTON I WAS LIKE OH SON OF A BITCH.... :l
BUT HEY, I MESSED UP AND WELLL WHAT AM I GONNA DO START ALL OVER HAHA, EH.
HOPEFULLY I WONT GDT CHEWED UP THAT BAD

AND EVEN MORE HOPEFULLY I COULD GET HELPED OUT


WELL LATER ON THOUGH.

Re: hi im a newb.
 

post pics of car Fag

Re: hi im a newb.
 

yeah heres a pic of my car and y nephews turbo ls

Re: hi im a newb.
 

I don't see any dirt in that pic liar ....

Re: hi im a newb.
 

typical :8 lyin about stupid ---- ::)

Re: hi im a newb.
 

Your pic sucks we need more better ones

And ---- a link post them so they come up on the screen :1

Re: hi im a newb.
 

This thread is EPIC FAIL...!!!

Re: hi im a newb.
 

Dude everbody looked at me all fucked up in class cuz i laughed so hard reading this thread again.

Re: hi im a newb.
 

go fist your mom, -----

his ass aint running away

Re: hi im a newb.
 

Bashing a different noob in another noobs failure of a thread. ------ epic, atticus.

Re: hi im a newb.
 

orange chicken thoughts?



you have a zc?

Re: hi im a newb.
 

Someone needs to put me on the new ------- craze man. ZC's, OC's, DD's FTW!

Re: hi im a newb.
 

nOObFest 2008


He Should...

Re: hi im a newb.
 

orange chicken is the new jdm shirts Im down. Then walk into a panda and start possing all angled while eating the OC

Re: hi im a newb.
 

Its coming soon O0

Re: hi im a newb.
 

am i stoned or does hi car match the mexican flag?

Re: hi im a newb.
 

looks like orange chicken to me

Re: hi im a newb.
 

hell ya