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----------ing assholes at the stores, I bought cigars, shitty porn, and good porn, and I only got carded for the shitty porn, it was hardly worth buying, go big or go home, softcore porn is no good.

I'd recommend flash point with jenna jameson, best porno I've ever seen

they didn't have any krystal steal at my local porn shop, asshats.

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"I dream of Jenna" is gold. ;)
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I'll have to pick that one up later, $35 for a dvd is expensive. worth it, but expensive. in all this birthday jacking off I forgot to go pick up a gun. I'll have to go tomarrow. I've got my eyes on a semi auto at walmart, 12 gauge without pumping, it's just magical.

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don't you need a gun liscence?

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We're in America. We're allowed to own guns(those of us who aren't felons).
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I was at Wal-Mart today eyeing up an auto double barrel 10 gauge that was $550... woah that thing was sweet ;D :o

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man, i wish the wallmarts here sold guns 8)

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I think ours sells hand guns too.. if so, what do you guys think I should get? I definitely want one..

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nukkawhat?

happy birthday assbag

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happy birthday