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I was thinking about not cussing anymore once I turned 18, but ---- that ------- ---- bitch ass ----, it's too much ------- fun up in this bitch.

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Happy birthday ass monkey...

Matt

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Happy 18th birthday nukka, you're a month and 9 days younger than me :-* Go and buy your first pack of smokes yet?

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happy birthday bitch :-*

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I'm going to go buy some swisher sweets in a minute, and not smoke any of them, I'm just going to carry them around so I can be a cool guy.

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hahaha, nice. I haven't even bought anything that an 18 year old can buy yet, I used to buy cigarettes for my sister all the time, since I was 14, so its no big deal that I can do it now :-\ I wish that place sold alcohol, they'd think I was atleast 22 now :P

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Happy B-day mang!!! Damn I feel old :-\

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https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...s/bdaycake.gif
happy birthday kyle.
have fun today

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merry x-mas..oh waite..I meen happy birthday kid.So your 18 now huh?

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yep, let the wife know she can now avoid statutory rape cases.

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---- you. Eat ----. Happy birthday.

Don't forget to take pics at the strip club. ;)
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^ harsh :P

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Its not my wife you have to worry about catching a case.Ive got an alter boy's outfit for you baby.I can now tag that prime 18yo ass without fear of going to jail!
**in old,perverted priest voice**
"come to me my son and blow out my candle :-*"

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Happy birthday u meat head. go see naked chicks and pack lips ;)

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thats so wrong
happy birthday kyle

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happy birthday clifford.

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thank you buzinski



I'm ignoring all your gay comments

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18 huh? no more 14-16 year old girls for you.

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I'm still legal for the 14 and up girls in new mexico, 4 year rule pwnzorz.

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4 year rule huh? I'm pretty sure that 16 is the limit for the age of consent, check out your laws.

I like how your avatar is changing every two minutes kyle :P

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you know how we do, I like the ever changing avatar.


I'm pretty sure it's 4 years. just to be safe I won't ask and I'll use fake names. most of the bitches I hang out with are older than me anyways.

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Kyles avatar is live.
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Those are possible, have a webcam set to take a picture every few seconds and replace the existing one on your own site. That would be kind of funny :P

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wow, its your birthday and no one posted porn. wow ???

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http://www.krystalstealhq.com/galler...s/image/08.jpg
she looks amazed by it.

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happy beerrfday beatch! get laid today or get banned

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alright, tell your bitch to save me from banning.



what's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds?

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now we dont have to here you bitch about not being able to buy paint... good job

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theres twenty of them ;D

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Happy burfday do yoo. Now go get laid, use your b-day/xmas money if you have to. :P

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happy b-day.... add NSFW to your thread title. :P

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Happy ---- you asshat, uhh I mean birthday :-*

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o great kyle, now you can buy spray paint :-\

so do your parents combine your birth day and xmas presents for one huge present? 8)

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my parents don't, but everyone else does, I don't bitch though.

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Happy birthday, shitcock. ;)

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o ya, happy birthday :-*

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Happy birthday sausage tits.

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What is that dent on the inside of her leg?

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Well, since hotsex is not around to tell you, I will. Those "dents" as you call it are extra ball room for when your pounding it real deep. But you gotta watch bitches like that, you get in there and clamp, nex thing you know your balls are locked between her leg, lol.