Here...is the Homo-Erotic Tale of Spenser and Kain
 

Enjoy, I can't sleep and I spent way too much time on this POS...

THE STORY OF SPENSER AND KAIN AND THEIR HIDDEN LOVE:

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/saladdays1.jpg
To the best of my knowledge, this is Spenser, looks like a typical Canadian. Kain took him to the prom, then they did it greek style.
http://www.newbieforces.com/files/saladdays2.JPG
Riding along in Kains rotary, Spenser cums in his pants because he loves rotaries so much, then gives Kain road head.

http://www.newbieforces.com/files/saladdays3.JPG
Oh no! Kain will never get a blowjob if his car explodes! This is why you don't drive a rotary..

Someone had to step up and do it... 8)

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Brett you rock!!!

LOLLOLOLOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Too nice of a car for those homos to cruize in.. not to mention spencer isn't old enough to grow a beard.

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bahahaha. you shouldnt knock all Canucks tho. :'(

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You're forgetting Kain sells himself for money in Greece, and Spensers beard is really just taped on pubic hair.

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lmao, you bastard. 8)

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Muahaha, it's cool Travis, I'm Canadian, it's not so much Canada as Spenser's Canadian pride I'm knocking.

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sorry if I have pride for my country, so, how many times to you wack off while making that?

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question is how many times are you going to wack off now that it has been made?

I'm gonna go out drinking for a little bit.
cyaz

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Lemme see, none. I know it's like E-Viagra for you Spenser, but I'm straight, so it really does nothing for me.

I've got pride, but I don't need to throw it peoples faces.

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this is gonna be interesting

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see, with a name like salad days its hard for me to believe you, Man, and if that's all that gets you thinking, you must be gay! What gets me thinking is how I can eventually get your mom, your aunt and any other female relatives to make a train joined by nothing but their fingers in each other's asses! I'd call it the salad days train, seeing that's what you're into....getting things placed into your ass.

again, for me, your moms ass is like viagra, when i go over to your house, it would be impossible to hit that much ass, so what i do is take it a bit at a time, always making sure to unload my canadian pride in her nose, hair, or belly button, etc so the next time I come over, I know where I've been.

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I would like to clean this thread up, this chick decided to help me:

http://www.piercn-amethyst.com/pron/aria/aria_r10.jpg

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down with the maple flag and ---- americas gay brother

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Most girls won't let you cum wherever you want, if you weren't a virgin spencer, you would know that. I used to ---- with my ex g/f brecklynn, I would always go for the hair, this was like back in 2000 she was 23, I was 21.

You can talk all the mommma ---- you want, it's not really offensive, it's just funny. We know that in no way will you ever ever be close to scoring a MILF. Just give in bad boy, learn to love the cock, go about your twisted ass pirating life and be happy.

Still mad props to brett for his awsome work. Wait till the rest of the board gets a load of it. We need to make sure to save it for kain.

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hahaha funny ----, but the rx7 is too nice, I think he has the ole skool 85 rx7's.

None the less that ---- was hilarious! Good stuff man, although I was expecting a longer one for more laughs.

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This is what makes you different from me, I know what I'm doing with women, sure I'm young, but getting hotties is a skill, not always something your born with. although, I can content that your recent postwhoring is most likely because you ususaly fail, and weren't blessed.

Moving on, as far as messed up love triangles go, the only one I can think of is the choo choo train that your dad, salad days and kain is frequently involved in. Now don't get me wrong, I don't condemn fags, but when it strikes close to home I'd kick those muthafuckas with all I got! alas, quadnie It's okay to be gay, This day and age it's okay! Don't be shy. Society will eventually accept you....not on this forum, but the majority of people will eventually accept you. Maybe even your family! hey if you want to sword fight, go right ahead, but make sure it's far far away from me!

you say I will never get any MILFS, thats impossible, why you ask?

Simple, I'm a lover not a fighter!!! hahahaha, ask any of my friends's moms and they'll tell you the same, they'd rather my dick in their mouth then them trying to seduce a old person. just look at your mom for instances....

Damn, all I can say is, she was incredible!!
Even after 4 hours and 2 boxes of condoms later (we were making water balloons, in case you were wondering what we were doing), I still can't believe she wanted more!!!

Damn quadnie, you were right when you said "The older the berries, the sweeter the juice"!

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I will give you credit for some halfway decent composure inside your message body, but the message itself is purely wack. Whatever you want to say that you are such a mad pimp or whatever you think. You have no way of proving it, nobody has any intention of believing it, so go ahead and be a legend in your own mind. If I was gay, I would have no problem admitting it, I'm quite secure in my hetrosexuality, obviously you aren't. Keep up the entertainment man, more people to laugh at you the better.

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again man, you aren't seing my point, STFU.

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Spenser, you're not doing half bad with the insults, but you're material is all the same. You call me a fag for my name, and then you call Quadnie a fag, and say that you did his mom. I laughed for a while, but it's getting old. Please come up with something new, I just stepped up to the plate with the pics, you backed Kain, no one likes Kain, so it was easy. Sorry if I somehow threatened your somewhat unstable sexuality with the pictures, but I'm secure in my heterosexuality, you don't know me, or my family, so you can bash me all you want because none of it is true, so I'm not worried. Later masturbator...

-Brett

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spenser if you're such a pimp let's see some hmt thong pics (of girls, you homo)

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again, don't ----- out, the whole point of this thread is to make fun of each other, y'all don't know me, and the fact that I know most of your moms does not mean I know all of you guys either, so anything and everything said here is based on nothing or by something simple we said on HMT, my jokes might be getting passÉ, but thats only because I'm firing them off to someone who has nothing to reply other then "your gay, you don't know me, none of it's true"

so my jokes are becoming a sick trajedy? How about this one...

So Ryan(quadnie) is ------- tossed salad days up the ass and then pulls out and cums on his back, Tossed Salad Days then turns to him and says "So do u want to cuddle?" And Ryan replies "What the ----, do you think I'm a fag?".

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that made my day. it was beautiful art work. very life like.

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Thank you.

Spenser, I've got some contacts inside the industry if you're interested in writing more of your amazing homoerotic stories, you could be famous!

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lol, sure, hook me up. 8)

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The easiest and wackest ---- ever is to grab ahold of mama jokes. And after the second one we can see that somebody's feelings are hurt. ::)

I'm all for the verbal assaults, but mama jokes are always a thread killer and an automatic disqualification. :-\

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yeah, a good joke would be something like 'hey, how about I come to where you live, knock on your door, and you can present your cranium to me like an over ripe melon as I dig this hooked crow bar into your soft temple...'

see, eloquent, thoughtful and most importantly, it used original thought.

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yo mama's so poor, she puts a milkshake on layaway.

:-*

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Travis is always there to back me up. :D

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Oh...BURN!

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shut the ---- up tossed salad days.

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No. You shut the ---- up, asshat.

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you know it Steve.

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Good to see I didn't miss much in the past few hours.. spensor is still a dick, Brett's work is getting some credit.

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Thank you, ---- bag.

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You're oh so welcome.

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fight nice girls.

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"Oh shut up hockey puck head" ;D

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like omg ! go buy like a new pink fuzzy thong like spenser bought today like omg.

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this thread is ------- queer as ---- despite my attempt to bring female porn into it. If I was a mod I would lock it up, but I'm just a dumbass at this point.