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Smith-02 08-05-2008 12:14 AM

help me lord
 
http://www.sfwchan.com/pics/94551440.gif


HMTguy 08-05-2008 12:16 AM

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That can NOT be real, wow

88dx 08-05-2008 12:17 AM

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Hotrex has a brother? :P

chriskuipers 08-05-2008 12:17 AM

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wow thats fucked up

Smith-02 08-05-2008 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by jagojon3
That can NOT be real, wow

that's what she said.

zing!

dasfinc 08-05-2008 12:19 AM

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"how can I save my Him?"


buk9tp 08-05-2008 12:24 AM

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My fiancee was raped about five months back and since then she has wanted nothing to do with me. It frustrates me because just when I feel I can most support her, my very presence sends her into a panic attack. I can't even hold her hand without her reliving her rape over and over in her mind.

On top of this, as a result she is pregnant with triplets and doesn't want to place them up for adoption for fear that they wouldn't be raised in a Christian home. She couldn't bear that and I couldn't either. I know it would be tough all of a sudden becoming a dad to three, in a new marriage, but I would do it, if only she would let me back in her life. There's four months until the babies are born and she will need my support as her husband. I understand she might be afraid of intimacy at first and I respect that. I can't even talk to her on the phone anymore. I understand she's scared and all of that but I am not breaking my promise to marry her and she hasn't really told me that she's breaking up with me either... but what am I to do for her when she hurts so much and won't let me do a thing?

Smith-02 08-05-2008 12:28 AM

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buk, are you quoting yourself talking about that durka girl who you bought the fur coat, engagement ring, and singing flower delivery for?

buk9tp 08-05-2008 12:28 AM

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god damn reading this ---- makes me sad

http://lellington.christianforums.co....php?t=7016377

schim187 08-05-2008 12:30 AM

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What The ----? that is unreal :3

Smith-02 08-05-2008 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by schim187
What The ----? that is unreal :3

if your mom was pamela anderson (pre hepatitus), would you anally rape her when she was drugged to sleep?

sexyblackcrx 08-05-2008 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by c0mpl3x
if your mom was pamela anderson (pre hepatitus), would you anally rape her when she was drugged to sleep?

Do fat dogs fart?

schim187 08-05-2008 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by c0mpl3x
I pray that i raised a son I can be proud of, but I feel like I am losing him and this is tearing me apart.


literally

Tom-Guy 08-05-2008 02:29 AM

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There are a lot of trolls on CF. However, there are a lot more fucked up xtians in the world. I bet at least one of those is for real.

j3w 08-05-2008 02:48 AM

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part of me wants to register there and post something horrible like "pics or it didn't happen", but for some reason that story seems too ------- raw to poke fun at.






















but seriously, someone else post that



















IntaCooler 08-05-2008 03:02 AM

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irish spring that ------- and surprise him

cleanliness is next to godliness

Ravage70 08-05-2008 03:05 AM

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SEXSOMNIA IS A GOOD THING BITCH, LAY OFF THE BRAN FOR A WEEK AND THE LEAKS WILL CEASE TO OCCUR, JUST LIKE A JB WELDED OIL PAN

beaker 08-05-2008 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by jay
god damn reading this ---- makes me sad

http://lellington.christianforums.co....php?t=7016377

wow

catch.can 08-05-2008 03:54 AM

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lol @ picas or it didn't happen

Cray91 08-05-2008 11:56 AM

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If I was a cop I would be saying that ---- all the time.

"officer I've just been robbed!"

"Pics or it didn't happen noob"

johntsi 08-05-2008 12:01 PM

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shits fake do a background check on em see if its a kid or for real

IntaCooler 08-05-2008 03:37 PM

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wheres the rest of it, i wanna see what they responded

SDRAWKCAB 08-05-2008 03:48 PM

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What did I miss?

Tom-Guy 08-05-2008 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
part of me wants to register there and post something horrible like "pics or it didn't happen", but for some reason that story seems too ------- raw to poke fun at.

You see the thread on the WOW forums where dude informs the gaming world at large that his brother (who was big into WOW) passed away, and the first person to respond asks if he dropped any good loot?

Tom-Guy 08-05-2008 03:54 PM

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Bump for Brian's excellence.

Hitchhikkr 08-05-2008 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Bump for Brian's excellence.

ROFL>>> :P :P :P



Waiting for the responses. :X

SDRAWKCAB 08-05-2008 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Bump for Brian's excellence.

I cant take credit for that ----.

Tom-Guy 08-05-2008 04:27 PM

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johnmichael wasn't man enough to do it, you get the street cred.

SDRAWKCAB 08-05-2008 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
johnmichael wasn't man enough to do it, you get the street cred.

I think Danny made that account.

beaker 08-05-2008 09:50 PM

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lol

beaker 08-05-2008 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by johntsi
shits fake do a background check on em see if its a kid or for real

i searched on her.....she's real. a student at mich. st. has a myspace and all....she leave a pretty easy e-paper trail

Smith-02 08-05-2008 10:18 PM

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pics or she doesnt exist

Hitchhikkr 08-05-2008 11:35 PM

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---- 600 ------- views of that post and noone said anything? ------- hypocrites. ::)

ScorpioMk 08-06-2008 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by c0mpl3x
pics or she doesnt exist

i second this motion.

CivicOCD 08-06-2008 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
part of me wants to register there and post something horrible like "pics or it didn't happen", but for some reason that story seems too ------- raw to poke fun at.

I woke up my girl i was laughing so ------- hard at that

ComputerJLT 08-07-2008 02:56 AM

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jesus christ that forum is fucked up

I feel sorry for any poor ---- that thinks anything on that forum will help them...

buk9tp 08-07-2008 02:59 AM

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http://lellington.christianforums.co....php?t=7219606

new here
am a survivor of childhood sexual abuse by my father. my 15 yr old son is a survivor of sexual abuse by a young man that we took in. was going to adopt him. watched him get baptized. took him to church with us. he molested my nephew. he was 2 at the time. now my nephew is 12 and he stopped talking when he was 2 and a half. the only word he can say is Jesus. he is still wearing diapers. why did god allow this

beaker 08-07-2008 03:04 AM

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i cant get on that site at all.....tried all the links in this forum...even typed in the main page link....just goes to a blank white screen and says done on the bottom left toolbar

USS 08-07-2008 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
You see the thread on the WOW forums where dude informs the gaming world at large that his brother (who was big into WOW) passed away, and the first person to respond asks if he dropped any good loot?

WOW forums are fucked. I saw this the other day -


A always thought that you face the back part of the toilet, and the little counter type thing was to put your arms, and i always thought in movies when people would poop, people would laugh because they were pooping wrong. But then finally my dad set me straight when he walked in on me :/
That Christian forum is depressing. ---- that ----.

HMTguy 08-07-2008 01:20 PM

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Depressing? It's pure entertainment! :D

It's the opposite of depressing, you can only feel better about your life after reading this stuff.


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