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Old 01-25-2007, 12:46 AM
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yes becuase i made this random *** story up. her real name is haley. and ive meant her and so has my wife, we just didn't know she was a **** star at the time. She has a 1 year old daughter. She was living in jacksonville,Fl when my wife, me and my buddy adam meant her.
We meant her at a friends house in orange park,fl and noone ever knew that it was her.
It's MET not MEANT Dan, gosh, idiot
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Old 01-25-2007, 12:52 AM
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just like those other threads you posted? uh huh. i dont make my ---- up. ****** bitch.
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Old 01-25-2007, 12:57 AM
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what other threads that i posted? ok, you all got me. i lied, i made a random thread up. Was sitting on my couch and decided "hmm i think il post a story about my friend dating a **** star, who should i pick, melissa midwest, there we go."

you win!
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Old 01-25-2007, 01:00 AM
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made this up too.

Date: Jan 24, 2007 7:04 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ]
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Body: uhh no it was haley, where you gettin melissa myfriend ; ) if you found something, that is the reason why we broke up, if that doesnt make sense to you, than forget it

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Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:18 PM


hey bitchmade, hey what was your crazy x girlfriends name that had the kid? was it melissa?
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Old 01-25-2007, 01:11 AM
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shes more of a stripper then **** star...
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Old 01-25-2007, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by hatchboy
\i lied, i made a random thread up. Was sitting on my couch and decided "hmm i think il post a story about my friend dating a **** star, who should i pick, melissa midwest, there we go."

No, you thought "man I sure am starved for attention, let's go tell lies on the internet to make myself feel better".
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Old 01-25-2007, 07:23 AM
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I believe you hatchboy, there most be tonnes of girls in america who've taken a **** or two for the camera. Everyone knows someone who knows someone.

if you want an equally unbelievable story, my mate shagged www.ulorinvex.com and i nearly ended up living with her (they were friends until the ****) for a year. BTW, she's a fetish model so that link is NSFW
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Old 01-25-2007, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
why does everybody on earth try to lie and say there friend of a friends friend X is some famous **** star
Not me I really did nail a pornstar if you live in southern california and fall into the right group of girls its not that hard.
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:12 AM
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just kidding man... honestly i look more like an attention ----- by posting all of those pictures...

i actually thought you story was kind of funny even if its fake...

the idea that your buddy is going around ------- hot chicks and ... well your not... hahahahaha

good story man
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haha yea everyones a pornstar, banging bitches ftw not making up homo storys about ----- youd like to get
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