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have you guys seen this
Lol i laughed til i cried... read them some of this stuff is hillarious
http://www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.html |
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The rinosaurus part was pretty funny and the hiding from the cops one.
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thats some funny ----.
especially the pizza boy stuff. |
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^ agreed. i got tired of reading it
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Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right? J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie. Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg" J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and ----. You know, rollin with tha homies and ----. Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun? J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns. Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun? J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby. Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun". J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big. Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do? J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something. Partner6: It likes that. J-Dogg: aight. Partner6: Keep talking to me baby... J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently. Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like. J-Dogg: I unzip my pants... Partner6: Yes, show me what you got. J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts... Partner6: WTF?! J-Dogg: Oh ----, I meant, your schlong! your schlong! Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only ---- women... J-Dogg: ---- just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed! Partner6: You dipshit. J-Dogg: I whimper to myself... J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr. |
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Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. Haha.. good ---- |
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------- excelent
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that is some good ----, makes me want to get on aim and hit up some chat rooms or something.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the ----, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh ---- BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you ---- up. eminemBNJA: Oh ---- eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something Funny ---- ;D |
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too much reading
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