have you guys seen this
02-07-2005, 08:15 PM
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have you guys seen this
Lol i laughed til i cried... read them some of this stuff is hillarious
http://www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.html
http://www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.html
02-07-2005, 08:38 PM
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Re:have you guys seen this
Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and ----. You know, rollin with tha homies and ----.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my *******, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh ----, I meant, your *******! your *******!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only ---- women...
J-Dogg: ---- just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and ----. You know, rollin with tha homies and ----.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my *******, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh ----, I meant, your *******! your *******!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only ---- women...
J-Dogg: ---- just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
02-07-2005, 09:03 PM
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Posts: 1,098
Re:have you guys seen this
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Haha.. good ----
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Haha.. good ----
02-07-2005, 10:16 PM
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Posts: 811
Re:have you guys seen this
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the ----, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ----
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you ---- up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ----
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
Funny ----
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the ----, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ----
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you ---- up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ----
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
Funny ----
