Guess I'm not gettin laid for a while *my toofis is fixed pic*
 

Well, I would usually tell you guys a story. But I don't remember.
Woohoo having a dad who works for the state is great, gotta love the insurance coverage ;D

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damn dude, it's time to um, drink a little less when stuff like that starts happening :-\

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Damn dude :o I didnt mean to mess you up that bad.

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it's nice when you wake up in pain :-X

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Damn dude, you need to start boxing or something...

:o

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Funny thing is I didn't get in a fight, I think I fell down the stairs at the house party I was at

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you probly kicked your own ass.. but were to ---- faced to relize what you were doin

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Tell her to put a bag over your head... I'm sure you've done it a few times.

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What are you talking about? Those little scratches on your face? I can't see how that would prevent you from getting laid. Chicks dig scars ;)

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just turn the lights out.

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the only thing i see bad is your chiped tooth. she'll prob get turned on cuz she things your a "Bad Boy"

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cut three stripes in your eyebrow and say your an underground boxer. welcome to a whole new level of -----.
seriously youre lucky you were drunk cause that ---- had to hurt.

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Ahahahaha that was great. Yea the worst part is my chipped tooth, the ladies love my smile. Hopefully I'll get to the dentist today to get this bitch capped

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that's classic.

pulled a fight club, huh? kicking your own ass and ----

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Tell all the girls that you DID get in a fight cause you'z one of dem ruthless ------. They like that ----. O0

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Yea I'm gangsta now, I'm for real gonna use this ---- to my advantage 2nite >:D

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just try not to cut em with that snaggle toof :-X

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haha that was funny

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tooth

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Damn straight this bitch is almost razor sharp, I already cut my tongue a couple times. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn

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Oh you die and go to hell :P

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I dunno man, it sure does look like you got your ass handed to you. :-\
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I know, everybody at work thought I got in some brawl. I'm leaving early to go to el dentisto in one hour, wish me luck

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thats what you should tell them... never live it down

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Its not a real party unless someone goes home looking like that

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OUCH :o
i can almost feel the pain when i see that chipped tooth :-\

man that`s nothting on your face, prob.ly not even a scar after it healed.

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It time for the whole rack of gold teef now bitch!

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I agree, tell people you got in a brawl....

"and after I kncocked out 5 of his boys they hit me across the face with a chair...I was stunned a little but still managed to deal out a few more blow beofre the cops grabbed me."

LOL ;D thats perfect!!!

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thats sum fast ---- lol

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before you got your toof fixed, you shoulda ate out a girl and cut off her clit >:D

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aww snap I forgot about that, I'm about to break this ---- off again just so I can do some genital mutilation >:D
Seriously though I saw this show on it once in Africa, nasty stuff

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yeah they would cut off the woman's clit cause the trick bitch deserved no pleasure in baby-making >:D

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damn you got that tooth fixed fast.. so what the dentist say about it? "you got knocked the ---- out" :P

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Hah somethin like that, he said he's seen his fair share of ass whuppins before

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After you got your ass kicked and you were all bloody did you jump on top of him and say "Your don't know where I've been Lou"

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I don't know what that's from

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fightclub?

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Sorry mang but the same exact ---- happened to my friend I call Lloyd.

He was all wasted on a booze cruise (drink fest on a boat) and he was running around on the deck when someone tackles him. He slides across the wet deck and smacks his face right into the stairs leading up to the floor above. He hit it, passed out for a few seconds then turns around to all of us. He cracked his two front teeth right off.

The funny part was that later on that night he got laid by some chick because she felt bad for him.

Since they've been chipped he has had the pieces fall out on the regular. He's been back to the dentist numerous times.

sucks dude.....

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Awww man I don't wanna hear ---- about my tooth falling out! Oh well, live n learn. My face hurts and my mouth is still numb from the damn novacaine shot they stuck right in my damn gums. Damn I need some beer

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Yeah man I don't want to scare you either but my friend did the exact same thing and his filling falls out all the time. Apparently they don't stay in that good. I mean even for dumb and dumber Jim Carey was able to just take his out for the movie.


And that movie is Fight Club, go rent it ;)