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From the Great Mind that Is 89shithatch

harry potter will due justice."

Due? D-O. I believe that's the "do" you were looking for.

"since you cant get american psycho, get harry potter. it will due justice. comprehension skills caroline, come on. put down the bong."

Once again, I believe you were going for "do." Not "due," not "dew," but "DO." And about that bong: I DO not choose to put it down. DUE to the fact that it makes it easier to pretend people like you don't exist.

"thats due to the inhibition to comprehend (from DRUGS) ."

You keep pushing that "due," and this time you got it right. Too bad everything that followed was literary ----.

"i didnt speak anything. i wrote. it. i dont need judge judy. "

Good god, &**. This is how that ... whatever it was reads: "I didn't speak anything. I wrote. (PAUSE, DUE TO THE PERIOD) It."

"i ment me and you. not other people."
"ment." Beautiful.

"tell michelle maybe i will talk to her tommarow maybe. and she can look me in the face next time she decides to hit me. cheating is for sluts, and bitch slapping is for bitches. do it right the first time."

Cheating is for sluts, and bitch slapping is for bitches? I wish god had blessed me with the same priceless quote making skills he bestowed upon Ray. I'd keep 'em rolling in the isles.

"tell her i have no fear of facial rashes anymore ."

Uhhhh,....good to know....

"because i probobly know more than you have told me."

Pro-bob! Personally, I'm pro-choice. *shrug*. Also, I'm glad to hear about these psychic abilities of yours. I'm sure you'll go far...

"your day must have been rough. no job, no responsibilties, unlimited supply of money, and a euphora of guys who have been with you before that you can call."

Euphora? Are you serious? I hope you weren't serious....euphora? Really? I think you MENT "plethora." EuphorIa is a feeling, not an object. And with your relationship skills, I imagine being in one with you would make any day a 'rough' one.

"tell her i am sorry for being a burden to her and her ways."

Her and her ways? Why do you talk like life is a game of Dungeons and Dragons? Personally I'm surprised that everytime I read something you've written the word "d-20" isn't thrown in periodically.

"i dont have sollutions. without me you will resort to bad things. you have showed me that many times. this tells me you are fake, the relationship was temporary, and the thoughts and aspirations i had about the future were indeed mislead."

Seriously, who talks like this?

"think to yourself michelle. was it worth it? were all the lies worth it? were the slutty actions worth it? was pushing the one person who loved you away for stupid actions worth it?
i am trying to not be an ------- so i better stop. but just think about what you crushed. was it worth it?
"

Was it worth it? I feel like I'm on an episode of All My Children. SERIOUSLY. When you read this, do it in a quiet serious voice. It's fun as hell, and trust me, its worth it.

"dont makek it seem like this has happened to you."

HAHAHA! ohhhh, that was a good one.

"i havent touched another girl in the past half year."

First of all, we know how you are about girls "ICKY, EWW." Second of all, what the ---- is wrong with saying "last six months?" What do you have against speaking like you AREN'T in a comic book?

"I said it before and you and i both knew we were reserved for each other."

Reserved? Like a seat? God, you make laughing at you so easy....

"yea i may be overreactive but who the ---- cares, im &**. Dont like it, too bad. This is me, i dont change. I gave you my plate without any surprises...id rather be the only one at my own funeral than having people there who cant be legit with me."

Ohhhhh boy. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Hey &**, remember when you said "I never said that." Guess what? WRONG! Gold, that's what that is, gold.

"get a life. take my spot as &**."

Shwat?

"I didnt want her hanging out with other people for the fact that she may do ----."

That's what happens when you hang out with people. You DOOO ----.

"You think you are so rightous but in all reality you dont have a clue."

Yes, &**, I think I'm the God Warrior http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCh2FXzD6R4... I don't need god on my side. I've got something better: INTELLIGENCE.

"whaaaaaaa shift whaaaa shift whaaaa ."

I can't stop laughing.

"if you cant beat a level on a video game stop and take a break. when you go back after a bit the level may seem easier and not as frusteratingadhash."

Oh &**, you and your analogies.

"not trying to play a game. i havent been myself lately. urges i shouldnt have had etc etc. im not saying i dont want
with you. i need time to be alone. i dont mind seeing you for a bit or just watching a movie or some trick bitch ---- nig! i just need to realize who i am, what i want, and do what it takes to get it."

Doing a little soul seeking, ey? I hear the South of France is nice for that this time of year. Send us a post card.

"when i said that i ment, something casual."

ahhh "ment." It's still beautiful.

"i talke dnormal."

Can I aks you a question? Are you serious?

"in my eyes, someone that doesnt care about petty stuff going on with someone and care WHEN THEY REALLY NEED IT, is the best type of caring."

Uhhh,....caring is sharing? I really don't understand when you speak, you know that?

You have no idea how glad I am to have been there for all of this. Perhaps I should buy you a McFlurry to thank you. What do you think? Would that be a reasonable way to end this acquaintance? I think so.
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