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Got a New Job in the Liquer Biz!!!

This info isnt gonna make NE ones life better but I thought Id share my happiness. About 4 days ago I bought a 4pack of Jones Green Apple soda at Target, If you havent tried this ---- you bishes are missing out fo sho! under every bottle cap there a fortune. The first fortune I got said "You are soon going to change your line of work." Ive been looking for a new job for eva but no luck in this po dunk town. So later on that night a co worker calls me and tells me one of my friends got a promotion because 2 employees shipped out to Iraq and now his old position is open. ---- ya, I dropped by the office the next morning to apply and I got hired on the spot w/ out filling my app yet or taking my drug test. Apperently my friend that worked there recomended me to fill his position and thats all it took. Im now a new employee of National Distributing Inc. Its a liquer merchendising biz. All I gotta do is put bottles on a shelf for 9 bones an hour starting. This isnt bad considering mini wage here is bout 5.75. God damn Im so ------- pumped. The cool thing bout the job is the free ----....bottles!!! Every month the employees have a wine/liquer tasting. Every bottle is oppend but what ever isnt finished employees can take for free....no limit! My magical path to becoming a drunky starts here. Its funny that on the application it doesnt ask any Qs bout possible drinking probs..? Just wanted to share my good fortune. :D