Boosted_StinkyNuts

This info isnt gonna make NE ones life better but I thought Id share my happiness. About 4 days ago I bought a 4pack of Jones Green Apple soda at Target, If you havent tried this ---- you bishes are missing out fo sho! under every bottle cap there a fortune. The first fortune I got said "You are soon going to change your line of work." Ive been looking for a new job for eva but no luck in this po dunk town. So later on that night a co worker calls me and tells me one of my friends got a promotion because 2 employees shipped out to Iraq and now his old position is open. ---- ya, I dropped by the office the next morning to apply and I got hired on the spot w/ out filling my app yet or taking my drug test. Apperently my friend that worked there recomended me to fill his position and thats all it took. Im now a new employee of National Distributing Inc. Its a liquer merchendising biz. All I gotta do is put bottles on a shelf for 9 bones an hour starting. This isnt bad considering mini wage here is bout 5.75. God damn Im so ------- pumped. The cool thing bout the job is the free ----....bottles!!! Every month the employees have a wine/liquer tasting. Every bottle is oppend but what ever isnt finished employees can take for free....no limit! My magical path to becoming a drunky starts here. Its funny that on the application it doesnt ask any Qs bout possible drinking probs..? Just wanted to share my good fortune.

biggmike

sounds like fun

SkunT

------ awesome man.
sell the open liquer to little kids and make even more money.

spoon fed

i work in a liqour warehouse and mae $14.xx/hr. nut we only get ---- for free if we steal it

accordepicenter

bah... thats in canada

mattnteclipse

wonder if theyll pay for your liver transplant

spoon fed

i wish they hooked us up at work

45psi

congrats man

Honda16hb

minimum wage is 5.15, and I've worked for that much.

so with all this money you went out and put some altezzas on your car? don't lie, I saw you driving with them.