goin to Vegas, any tips?????
 

never been before, going with 4 others on sat. for a batchelor party.
any tips?

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Don't get the 99 cent shrimp cocktail

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ya? no good?

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get the 99 cent blow 'n go's

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with a side of burning dick?
i heard that all of the food is expensive, that true?

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the food is cheep as ---- if you eat in cassinos, they want to give you a reason to go there so you can blow money elsewhere ;)

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I just went last month... I've got a few excellent tips to ensure a drunken (but cost effective) time:

- If you want to get drunk cheap, play video poker AT THE BAR... if you play out on the floor you have to wait for those waitresses, and you're not going to get drunk. make sure you TIP the bar tender (put a buck or two in the cup with the receipt... it's comp'd if you're playin). That will ensure you're drinks will have a good amount of booze in it.

- Do NOT buy a drink at the bar... they're like $8+ (unless you're gambling, then it's free)
- If you want to gamble for real, go play a table game (blackjack, roulette, etc... those waitresses are about as quick as the bar, only because you're gambling with more money, they want you to get drunk).
- And if you're walking the strip, buy a 22 oz at the 7-11 to get get it started.

- Ride the NY NY rolller coaster! (unless drunk)

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and the drinking is free in the nice casinos as long as you're gambling. If you want a taste of the real vegas then go to old town. Its a little more sleezy and old but its way more fun to hit the slots and games there, and if you're looking for cheap ladies, thats probably the place to do it. Plus biddies serve you beer after beer wearing very little clothing. its hard not to enjoy yourself

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spend smart and don`t tell yourself "what happen in vegas stays in vegas" apprently crimial record is not one of them if you got arrested. :1

after u got there just park the dam car at free parking lots (most casino parking lots are free) and take the bus, yea, BUS, or simply walk if you are planning to visit all the "spot". they have some two level bus that goes back and forth on the strip, its like 2 bucks per ride but then you can ask the driver for a flat rate daily pass. driving on the strip is a bitch on weekends, it could take up to an hour to travel a 2 miles going STRIGHT on peek hours(12am ish?). Unless you know how to go around parking lots and taking short cuts. All the cabs are flat rate and they will prety much pick you up wherever whenever when you wave your hand. It only costs a few bucks to go between clubs/casinos for the full load of ppl.

I am sick and tired of going to vegas but I will be up there again on the 18th LOL

a little more to add after I saw the post above. To get to old town you can take las vegas blvd, go toward Stratsphere and make a left on MAIN, its completely different there, older slot machine that actually pukes out COIN, cheaper and better food. once a while they have these little shitty show (Fear factor was one of them lol) on fremont blvd, the lighting and stuff are pretty nice too.

O If you take lasvegas blvd going toward south, after you pass South point casino you will see a wine store in a bit on your left handside, they have all kinda liquor and tons of wine to choose from :y

eh..have fun, and don`t loose all your mula on the table :-*

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GO to the top of the rio and get just what the doctor orderd, will get you so trashed!!!!! and its cheap!!!

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---- i was just there like 3 months ago. my advice is walk everywhere. its cheaper and quicker most the time. Just have fun. but if you want to get drunk don't drink at a casino, drink before it. like at a movie theater, you could just sneak it in.

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we're flyin in from chicago, i wasn't plannin on doin alot of gambling, so i dunno about those free drinks. we're gonna be there 4days 3nights, and i'm bringin around $500. think that will cover me? btw, it is a bachelor party trip too, so i assume that means strip clubs. anyone been to a good one there????

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Find the fattest, ugliest stripper there, and pay her a few bucks for lapdances for the groom to be. That'd be a good joke :P

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i may just have to do that. :y

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at all the good spots like the NY NY MGM Billagio (sp) Luxor Mandalay bay. all of them will be on the high side for food prices. I went about 2-3 years ago and the only cheap food that you hear all the rumors about are all in the old vegas. thats where all the locals go to play penny slots and ----.

Deffinitly go get ripped and go ride the dropzone thingy at the top of the stratusphere. good ---- right there.

Oh and watch out for the :8 cause they are about every 15 feet on the strip handing out nude business cards for the -----s you can order.

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nice, cheap -----s. we are staying at treasure island, i heard they have a bitchin' buffet, but its like $20. man ---- that.

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Oh yeah, and like others said Old Town (IE: Fremont St) is the ----.... good, fun place to gamble and hang out.

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You might be a little disapointed. they took the cool little pirate ship battle thingy down like 2 years ago.

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you ------ kiddin me?!! i am disapointed!! no little show like every hour??

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Regardless of what people say the weekdays are the funniest weekends is all tourists the real shitbags come out tuesday-thursday I lived in vegas for 2 years. When Jeff Frank was out there a couple years back some girl approached me to ---- her friend for 100 dollars has the girl is stumbling etc etc etc. That is normal on a tuesday



Another fun game is guess the hooker. There are bars in all the major casinos has you walk in. This is where the some what alright hookers go. The are usually somewhat young look like trash that gets railed but then again this is vegas so thats what makes the game fun. You will see an old man approach this broad and 90 percent of the time he will be out of there within 3 minutes. The best one I saw was some dude busted out a huge amount of cash the girl ended up throwing a drink on him



This game can be fun with gambling with your buddies but again this will only work on the weekdays these bitches dont show up on the weekends due to the new vegas family deal but come weekdays its coke ----- central




Fast Lap is a cool indoor slick cart track. Lots of fun and runs ya around 20 bucks but the cars are pretty fast and the track is set up well right of the strip




Buffets for cheap are gross. Any buffet worth a damn is 15+bucks. Aladdin Spice Market is the ---- but runs like 28 bucks a head




Clubs are expensive and you have to wear shiny shirts its kinda lame. The girls in Vegas clubs want one thing coke. I have a t-short I had made that says I HAVE COKE you wouldnt be surprised what happens. Of course I have diet coke this again is a fun trick




NY NY coaster is fun. Pound a 40 eat a bunch of orange chicken and go for the ride




There are also badass junkyards in vegas lots of turbos and lots of pick a parts. Most places charge 45-60 bucks for any turbo




Thats All

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shiny shirts?? thats gay ----.

i read somewhere about those carts. they seemed kinda fun.

also, i'm thinkin about playin craps. who plays???

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Play Texas Holdem Bonus, I have been to Vegas twice in the last 6 months and I am going again next month. I went with $500 last time and walked away with $1100 in my wallet and that's after all the money I spent on food, taxi rides, tips, etc... I was only playing $5-$10 a hand also. You basically play every hand, so it's a no brainer game if you play poker alreayd. Other than that just get fucked up and go to as many places as you can, Vegas is defintely a fun place. Make sure you tip the waitress and let her know you will be wanting more and if it's not busy you will usually get her coming back. Like somebody said earlier don't buy drinks at the bar unless you want to pay 8-9 bucks a beer, go the the minit marts and buy a 24oz beer for $2.50, you can walk around everywhere with it. Oh and if you plan on gambling a lot and coming back, get a players card. I have already got offers for 2 free nights a month until September at quite a few places (Ceaser's, Paris, Bally's, Harrah's, etc...). Umm I can't really think of anything else, just get fucked up and have fun.

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To go into clubs you have to be all jazzed up the shiny short thing is a vegas chezze ball thing but ya. Dont waste your time at a club gamble get drunk

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i just got back from vegas monday... remember if your broke theres a couple fast food places in oshaes (?) its down by the flamingo... if you want to play cards for a long time and get fucked up play pai gow because 70 % of the time you are going to push your hand and you can lplay for a long ass time with free drinks... i went to the improv comedy show at harrahs it was pretty good..

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Haha I was just going to post again and say that! Go to the Paris and play Pai Gow, find a blonde waitress named Nikki, she was bringing my friend and I drinks before we even asked cause she knew we were going to want some when she came around again.

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So you don't want to gamble and you only have $500 for the entire trip??? Hmmm, I lived there for 4 1/2 years. Whay do you want to accomplish when you go out there?? Strippers?? Getting drunk??? getting strippers drunk??? Good food???

If you want to hang out and have a few drinks and some fun, head over to the Rio,outside at the big round bar, they have a live band that's pretty funny and they do Flair bartending there. Tossing bottles in the air and ----.

Also remember that drinking in public is ok and you can smoke just about everywhere. Grab a huge beer or mixed drink and head out walking somewhere.

Sheri's cabaret is a pretty good strip club, never go to strip club during the day. That's when all the ugly chicks work. Crazy Horse Too is another decent strip club. If you go there find a waitress named Gina and tell her you know Blake, she'll hook you up and she's got huge titties.

Parking and transportation. Just leave your car at the casino if you have one. You won't need it. If you have to go somewhere far would be the only time to pull the car out.

If you go into old vegas you can find $3 Blackjack tables and get drunk playing. If you really want to gamble and actually have a chance at winning. Head away from the strip. Find a locals casino. Table games are much better and there aren't a crapload of tourists messing ---- up. If you don't know how to play a table game, ask the dealer. They will help and want you to win. You winning equals bigger tips for them.

If you want to get laid, well, go get laid. There are plenty of women floating around and you shouldn't have to pay to get laid. Just buy a girl a few drinks and hang out with her for a bit, You WILL get laid.

Want to know anything else?

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bring lots of money and lots of condoms..and remember..what happens in vegas, stays in vegas.. ;)

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the strip is a bitch to drive down 24/7.

NY NY coaster is fun, but ------- expensive.

i think the Bodies exhibit is still going on at the Tropicana. thats actually pretty interesting. like two-headed fetus's and what not.

the water show infront of the bellagio is cool, and free.

the white planes with the red stripe at macarron are the planes that bring the employees the Area 51.



i stay away from the strip though. too many tourists, and i'm broke.

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I just got back from there, ti still has the ship with a show at like 8:30 and 10:00. But they kept on cancelling it because of wind.

Food is'nt that cheap, and if it is, it must be way off the strip.

fact: every 15ft there is a Starbucks.

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Buy beer for your room, stock up a mug and walk that bitch. For cheap entertainment during the 297 degree days, go to the pool and chat with drunk girls. There's lots of hot ones, and you'll usually bag one if you spend some time talking at the pool.
The rio is gay. Aren't they the one that has all the male dancer ----? :-X For strip clubs, we always go to chetahs (cheat-uz), but with $500 for 4 days you might want to cut that ---- short. Don't go to fucken clubs. Last time I was there was for a bachelor party and we went to the house of blues. It was like $30 or some ---- just to walk in, then the small ass drinks were a ton of money.

I don't know, the bang for the buck (literally) is the pool. :6

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ya, the 5th member of our party is going today to stock up on beer and ----. i just plan on getting fucked up, mostly. prolly kickin it by the pool.

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Go to fastlap it will be a blast and its like 5 minutes from the strip off tropicana

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My advice: Don't gamble. :P

I see lots of good tips though. I've been to Vegas many times and usually don't have as much fun as I expected to have, but I do end up gambling WAY too much and drinking WAY too much. I get sucked into the blackjack tables and circle around them until I find one I like....then sit there for 8-10 hours drinking and watching the drunk/retarded/noob fucks come and go. I hate the stupid pricks that come to the table with a $20 bill and sit down like they're king ---- for the 2 minutes it takes for them to lose it and walk away. It takes them more time to get their ------- money out of their pocket than it does for them to lose it and then they hit on something stupid when the dealer is showing a 6 or something and you just want to punch the stupid ----. :7
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Except the burning when you pee...that follows you ;)

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well i'm back. it was ------ fun i must say. and we didn't really even go to alot of places. just got ------ drunk with the boys.
did go see that bodies exhibit at the tropicana, it was pretty interesting, but $30 ???
went to the stratoshpere, saw that ----. did some gambling the first night piss drunk at about 4:30 am. lost $60 craps and blackjack.
next day, spent the whole ------ day at the pool. got there at 9:30 started drinking those whale-bone style hue-jass glass of long islands. we each had 3 of those. at about
4:00pm had to take the batchelor back to the room, cause he was real fucked up.
stumbling with no shirt throug the casino.
i'll post some pics and more ---- later, just got off werk