Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

Due to popular demand, well only by whiterice, here is part 2 of HMT eats.

Now kids, here is how you/us cheap ass ------ eat.

Step one, get some mutha ------' bread
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Step two, put the bread on a ------' napkin. Plates!? ---- you, I'm cheap holmes.
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Step three, get some of this pork fung ---- lookin' ----. Don't ask me what the ---- it is, it looks like ---- but it tastes pretty good.... i guess.
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Step four, put the ----, i mean pork fung on the ------' bread.
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Step five, put another slice of bread over the pork ----.
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Step six, you hoooongrey, get some more bread.
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Step seven, split 'em up.
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Step eight, go get some cheese. One pork ---- sandwich is enough.
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Step nine, get a slice of cheese dumbass, it ain't gonna float to your hand.
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Step ten, open that ---- up.
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Step eleven, put the cheese on the bread.
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Step twelve, put bread over the cheese.
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Step thirteen, open the microwave.
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Step fourteen, I said open the ------' microwave! And don't be cleaning them old burrito stains, thems give the microwave character.
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Step fifteen, put the ---- inside and turn it on.
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Step sixteen, stare at the microwave light, it's good for your eyes.
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Step seventeen, open the microwave and get your grub.
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Step eighteen, go eat that ----.


You see, in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18... eighteen easy steps you have yourself a pork ---- sandwich and a grilled cheese sandwich minus the grilled. Gobble that ---- up, it's good for you.



Oh yeah another tip, when cooking a burrito, make sure it don't have mold on it before you cook/eat it. Piece of ----, wasted 2 minutes waiting for it to cook to find some green flavoring growing on it. Shitty ass burrito. >:(
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So there you go, another lesson from Chief Chef Murdoc. Go buy some pork ---- and eat it, trick bitch.

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

lol. is that what i get too eat too when i come down ?

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

hahaha.... yup, got that nice fat jar of it :D

You might have to buy your own bread though :P

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lol guess what























get on msn you fucker.

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

hahaha... I thought you was gonna post up a pic of a loaf of bread. :D

Maybe later son... I'm off to sleep boppin' my head to Nas 'Hate me now'... it's been an interesting day and now it's time for a reward, capturin' some warmth through the comfort of my bed. :D

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

im listening to the song " Snow White by Street Heart " 8)

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

haha you queer, are you watching the Disney movie too? :D

Just kidding toots :-* Okay off to sleep butt naked, I mean, well okay butt naked :P :-*

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later cabrone.

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

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damn y0... reminds me of when i was a teenager. moms threw my ass out, and i couldn't afford to eat real food. i used to sprinkle that dried shredded pork ---- on rice, add some soy sauce, thai chili paste(the brand with the rooster on the front)... and call it a meal. that, and a shitload of fried wannabe (you know, the store brand 99cent) spam or libbys corned beef hash and rice.

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Ah man, that pork ---- with rice is a meal. I love that ----. I don't have any of the hot sauce though. I just drizzle the pork onto the rice, mix it up, and chomp on that ----.

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i put hot sauce on my mac and cheeze.

sometimes while eating fritos, i put some hot sauce in there and eat it with a spoon. its pretty good.

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hot sauce is the ----! I'll put some tapito hot sauce on my pork skins 'n ----. And use some louisiana hot sauce for some dried shrimp.

Mmmmm... me hungry.

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

---- when you going down there travis? i'll come too :) Murdoc owes me something anyways.

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

haha... jason... tsk tsk ;)


Yeah man you should come down too! I think Travis is planning sometime in May or something like that ???

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

sounds good to me. im there ;)

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Just so you know, your milk has expired. :-X
Where would one find that pork ----? I have never seen it before.

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

that pork stuff can be found in asian grocery stores ;)........and yes it is good

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---- that pork ---- is really good.
it`s so good that i would eat it right off the jar (it is already cooked bish :P)
a must-try for all the non-asians :P ;)

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

Now I need to make a sandwich. Good work Murdoc.

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Damn Murdoc, that "Big Bird Pork Song" or whatever the hell it is looks nasty. Why the hell does it say big bird? NOT BIG BIRD NOOOOOOOOO!

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holy ghetto...

step #1, call dominos

step #2, order dominos

step #3, receive dominos

step #4, eat dominos

dry sammiches are nasty, just a slice of cheese and some bread? eww.

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"Big Bird Pork Song"

uh oh, i hear steve recording something!!!! :-X

here's my wanna-be grilled cheese sandwich:
1. toast the bread.
2. put some butter.
3. microwave with cheese until it melts. (very short time)

lmk how much better that is murdoc!!!

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

yes YES! The true gangsta homies know how much deliciousness these things is! 8)

Jago, this ---- is good, sometimes I'm like donald and just eat it out the jar.... yummy

Fook, only problem with that is,

Step one, no money.

Step two, still no money.

Step three, dry sandwiches OWN! Especially pork sung sammies!


Mike, I like the idea of adding butter to the cheese sandwiches, but the toaster part ain't gonna work, I got no toaster. Remember how I made my toast form HMT eats Vol. 1? :D

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

if I was that hungry and all there was to eat was that red sawdust,I would cut off my right foot and make some crusty foot stew :-X :-X

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

don't you mean a bean burrito? :D


Just kidding raffi :-* Man you need some of this Pork ----. It's good for you! Captian raffi, here come the airplane, open the hanger, BAM stuffed your mouth with some pork sung! 8) But seriously Raffi, it's tastes good. When you gonna come to SoCal? I'll make you one :-*

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next time I come to Cali Ill buy lunch. ;)

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hahaha... sounds good to me. I'll make sure I pack you one to take home ;D

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only asians know about that dried pork shredded ----.

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

so do u know scotty? :D

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damn Murdizzle, no orange juice :( :P

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how much for one of those sammiches?? take MO or paypal?

lemme know

werd

eric

ps i beez hungray like a m4d jDm NiNj4 y( )

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

yO eric this be what all the jdm racer eat bruh! Don't get none jdmer than this. ;) Oh and 8.95 plus s&h 8)


crx2fast- I finished my weeks supply of OJ two days ago :-[ I wanna buy more, but don't wanna spend money, and I still haven't eaten anything all day, it's 10:30 :-\

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since we are posting ---- we eat, my late night snack...

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its tofu fried in bacon grease y0! only the 0g ass azn mofos can eat ---- like that. the dipping sauce is equal parts of soy sauce, vinegar, chili paste, and lime juice. that ---- is the bomb diggity. actually, i didnt think about taking a picture until i had eaten more than half of that ----...lol. and no, im not a vegetarian, nor am i a health nut (remember, fried in bacon grease). that ---- just taste delicious ;D

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oh yeah... not only is that ---- great tasting, its a cheap snack, or even meal if you eat it w/ rice. that ---- is 99cents for a fat block y0!

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---- boys, im gonna have to show you a real meal in a few hours 8)

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---- boys, who thought 7-11 had such good b-fast :-\






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Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

dammm murdoc.... that looks good :-X

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Alright. Here's how us high rollers up in VT do it while we wait for there to be enough snow to go drifting.

Step 1:
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Butter the ---- out of a pan.

Step Two:
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Cook some eggs.

Step Three:
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Get out some bagels and put the eggs on them:

Step Four:
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Get out some ham and cook that also.

Step Five:
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Put some cheese on the eggs.

Step Six:
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Put the ham on the cheese and egg sandwitch.

Step Seven:
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That shits done.

Step Eight:
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Sit down with your sandwiches, a favorite beverage and browse HMT like its your job!

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

aw man. that bagel sandwich looks great.
problem for murdoc though. he does't have butter,pan,cheese or plates.
i'm going shopping later.

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looks good but i would have to axe the bagel for a biscuit :D