Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

Due to popular demand, well only by whiterice, here is part 2 of HMT eats.

Now kids, here is how you/us cheap ass ------ eat.

Step one, get some mutha ------' bread
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Step two, put the bread on a ------' napkin. Plates!? ---- you, I'm cheap holmes.
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Step three, get some of this pork fung ---- lookin' ----. Don't ask me what the ---- it is, it looks like ---- but it tastes pretty good.... i guess.
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Step four, put the ----, i mean pork fung on the ------' bread.
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Step five, put another slice of bread over the pork ----.
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Step six, you hoooongrey, get some more bread.
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Step seven, split 'em up.
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Step eight, go get some cheese. One pork ---- sandwich is enough.
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Step nine, get a slice of cheese dumbass, it ain't gonna float to your hand.
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Step ten, open that ---- up.
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Step eleven, put the cheese on the bread.
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Step twelve, put bread over the cheese.
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Step thirteen, open the microwave.
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Step fourteen, I said open the ------' microwave! And don't be cleaning them old burrito stains, thems give the microwave character.
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Step fifteen, put the ---- inside and turn it on.
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Step sixteen, stare at the microwave light, it's good for your eyes.
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Step seventeen, open the microwave and get your grub.
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Step eighteen, go eat that ----.


You see, in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18... eighteen easy steps you have yourself a pork ---- sandwich and a grilled cheese sandwich minus the grilled. Gobble that ---- up, it's good for you.



Oh yeah another tip, when cooking a burrito, make sure it don't have mold on it before you cook/eat it. Piece of ----, wasted 2 minutes waiting for it to cook to find some green flavoring growing on it. Shitty ass burrito. >:(
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So there you go, another lesson from Chief Chef Murdoc. Go buy some pork ---- and eat it, trick bitch.

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

lol. is that what i get too eat too when i come down ?

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

hahaha.... yup, got that nice fat jar of it :D

You might have to buy your own bread though :P

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

lol guess what























get on msn you fucker.

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

hahaha... I thought you was gonna post up a pic of a loaf of bread. :D

Maybe later son... I'm off to sleep boppin' my head to Nas 'Hate me now'... it's been an interesting day and now it's time for a reward, capturin' some warmth through the comfort of my bed. :D

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

im listening to the song " Snow White by Street Heart " 8)

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

haha you queer, are you watching the Disney movie too? :D

Just kidding toots :-* Okay off to sleep butt naked, I mean, well okay butt naked :P :-*

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

later cabrone.

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

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damn y0... reminds me of when i was a teenager. moms threw my ass out, and i couldn't afford to eat real food. i used to sprinkle that dried shredded pork ---- on rice, add some soy sauce, thai chili paste(the brand with the rooster on the front)... and call it a meal. that, and a shitload of fried wannabe (you know, the store brand 99cent) spam or libbys corned beef hash and rice.

Re:Gobble gobble, HMT eats Vol. 2 Brace yoself niggas you gonna get hooongrey!!
 

Ah man, that pork ---- with rice is a meal. I love that ----. I don't have any of the hot sauce though. I just drizzle the pork onto the rice, mix it up, and chomp on that ----.