GirlFriend B.S!!! (got yours?)
 

:y Wssp mothafukas? I just read a thread on here about a deal with a girlfriend. Well i was kinda relating to that besides she didnt cheat on me...Heres my story: ((Dont judge jus advice Plz)) Alright im 17, got a girlfriend that ive been wit for a year 1/2. If we fightin on the phone n ---- n she gets pissed about something fuking stupid shell hang up on me..9-10 times ill usually call right bak prepared to say WTF!! (bad idea to call bak) Just today she was sayin somthings wrong im tired of the same old ---- blah blah blah, I told her that im sick of it to. I feel like im in the wrong relationship because i cant smoke (bud), any other drgs...etc. feel like i gtta chose my words carefully or else shell flip a bitch on me. But anyways idk wat the fuk to do. everyone tell me to leave her ass n all...But idk, itd b a hard ass thing to do, for a 17yr old a year 1/2 relationship is quite a chunk of time. So i feel like i cant leave it behind. ???

Wat the Fuk do i Do???? People that been thru this same ---- or relate to it 8) 8) 8) lemme hear some suggestions. :6

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its simple.. post all the naked pictures you have of her in this thread.. then link her to the thread.. and hillarity will ensue..

if you dont have naked pictures of her then it means your a faggot and to make up for that you have to go get naked pictures of her asap then post them up and link her to this thread...


YOUR 17.. all girls are -----s and they dont mature till they are ~25 some of them mature earlier but for the most part all girls are -----s who only want the next best thing and dont wise up till they get fucked over 10x over

so just have fun and go with the flow till you can find a serious bitch who can get past herself

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advice? grab a rope.

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the only thing i know about situations like this is...

if she comes back and says... im pregnantm alls you gotta say is this

" bitch please, i peed in your vagoo"

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i second this motion, and theres no reason not to shop around for the next crazy one in the mean time and double your fun, you hate her anyways right.

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i second this plus see if you can get her to do some gay pictures

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no pics no help.

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best i can do for now turn your brightness up next i will get titty shots!

EDIT: sorry for shitty cell phone pics im lazy and haven't bought a new camera

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Re: GirlFriend B.S!!! (got yours?)
 

Grown a pair of goddamn balls.

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first, start typing like a man instead of a boi, civicboi. women worth keeping around like the english language, not this internet phonetics aZnBoI sLAnG shEt. then start handling your business like a man. treat the broad correctly, meaning fair. relationships are give and take. if she's making an effort, then quit your bitching and meet her half way. if she doesnt care, move on without crying and whining and calling her every other day for the next year like i already suspect you will.

when she hangs up on you, call back and say you're sorry for whatever you did. if she cant drop the games, drop her. if you cant drop your games, she'll drop you. and TRUST ME/us.. she will be getting ass the next day.. when it will take you another 6 months. this will make you cry, so smarten up.

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quoted for truth.

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you're 17..

my advice? after she leaves you, which is inevitable, kill yourself.

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JD said it all.

And if your gonna be a ----- dont tell people about it.

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Stick it in her ass and tell her to quit bitchin, or find some other girl! :6

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What the ---- is up with all these tard noobs, NOBODY HERE GIVES A ---- ABOUT YOU so why are you asking for our advice? We don't even ------ know you. Kill yourself.

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sounds about right

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you are ------- 17 years old. this is not the time for relationships, this is the time for getting as much hot teen ass as possible. don't worry about relationships until you are 25.

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You're 17 , you're not gonna marry her... Try and ---- everything with a vagina and come back with real problems.

Why the ---- do you wanna be 17 and in a 1.5yr long relationship.

Stay single til your 30 , spend all your money on yourself and enjoy life.

Change to prescription drugs..then no one notices and it makes work a lot better

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Look your young and deff not gonna marry it. hear me loud and clear ok.

YOU ONLY GET A CERTAIN TIME FRAME IN WITCH TO SMASH HIGH SCHOOL ----- BY THE TRUCK LOAD. DO NOT FAIL.

Seriously in 3 yerars you will hate yourself for not ------- like 3 girls in teh time you wasted with this bitch. go smash lots of teenage ----- and get threesomes and be shallow and not care. Like dude said they dont start getting torlerable until they are closer to 25. Just have fun be realise its all fun and then later on start chillin and settleing. not doing fun ---- at 17 is a hell of a way to kill off yoru 20's. Dont be dumb and dont let no bitch tell you how to live unless you are ready to make some comprimises and I can tell you for a fact you're not at 17.

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Quoted for truth.

DIAF>>>you. :y

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you're 17...



everyone else was saying it... O0

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Tolerable is the key word ,I am 30 with a 24 yr old and she can be ------ painful at times...

and asking advice about women on a forum fueled by racism and porn (Ie Awesomeness) is probably not the best advice to take.

Watch degrassi Jr. High.. it will help you.

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or you can text one of those psychic numbers thats you see on the tv commercials...it helps :)

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i ------- hate being a noob simply because of dumb faggot cock lickers lick you. did you know that the dollar store actually sells rope.. now i know its only a dollar but it should get the job done >:D :6

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Upgrade. Mine is sweet as pie.

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Except for the fact that she could probably snap you in half if you look at her funny. :6

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8C9Hge_KtM


Like Dr. Dre said

Truth

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Yah, and I'm pretty bright. She knows I know she can break me, so she's pretty laid back about things as long as I know who wears the pants. It's really worked out well, I have less strings than any relationship I've ever seen except an open one, and those never work anyway.

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jesus, at 17 you sould have to worry about a gf and her not liking you for who you are. GTFO and find some new camel toe. you will thank me later!

btw, your gay and no one cares!

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At any age, you dont stay together just becuse youve been together for sooo long... make her do some weird ---- if that will help you decide to keep her or not... like donkey punch her, double fist her, give her a 2 second ---- warning, or no ---- warning, or make her lick your ass for a change... even after all that maybe you dont even want her anymore.... I wouldnt.

since when did HMT turn into feelings, relationships, emotions and all that bullshit??? ???

The only feeling there should be is the feeling of boost, the relationship between ZC and OC, and the emotions one has after the first start-up and that first time the boost gauge needle passes ZERO...

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i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one! :6

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i got a problem, my problem is the lack of your tits shown in front of a camera and posted on hmt

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Advice?

Chug bleach, faggot.

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zc

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zc

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X1000

Try dealing with a woman that you have been married to for 4 years. Talk about a mind ---- :S

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Dude, its true, bitches ain't ---- but hoes and tricks.

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I say kill her and ---- her.

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hotrex is that you?

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craig ferguson is funny son of a bitch