Funny names
 

Does anyone on here have any funny names? I was just looking at a bike, and the guys selling it was "Charles Brown". dont give me that charles bullshit, its charlie brown. i sent him an email and asked him how much he got ragged on in school.

My last name is Doyle, so everyone i meet is like "O'Doyle RULES!". if i had a dollar everytime some 1 said that....

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I went to space camp with a kid named Jon Lovitz a while ago. Funny thing is, he was never called Jon in his life (his name is Jonathan) but the people who admitted him automatically put the name Jon Lovitz on his name tag so it was great ;D

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hahaha, holy ----. heres my story. (true)
my stupid ------- sister is getting married to a kid named tim brown. his brother is also named charlie. but thats his birth cirtifacate name to. charlie brown. his parents were real fucked up, almost to the point where i bet they did name his stupid ------ name after the cartoon.

and my name is frank vest. i told my wife we were gonna name our kid Polly Ester Vest. get it. :D :P

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id feel sorry for your kid when he/she goes to school

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My name is the same as a character from the "Family Guy"... I don't usually get comments about it, but there was some dipshit waiter that, as I handed him my credit card started to chuckle when he saw my name. He quickly composed himself and asked if I ever saw that show...?

He didn't get a tip.

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me to.

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my grandpa was like 90 something and he could never say Travis, so he would just say Trappy instead. :P

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My last name is Knapp, pronounced "nap" I got made of pretty hard until people started to realize that it was really not all that funny.

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lets c one of my friends name was john smith. once he got arrested and told the cops his name and they thought he was giving them a fake name. :P

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my sister just got married to a douche bag named brian cheesman (pronounced Cheeze Man) so her name is now nicole cheesman. :-\ is that not the dumbest last name ever??

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my last names whitehead :(

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my last name is CHAN bish :-*
my middle name Wai, Mexican make fun of me All the freaking time. ::)

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then tell Murdoc to quit :P

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I knew a girl named Amber Moorehead.

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There's a farm near here called Cheeman's farm.

My former uncle was Tom Sawyer. :P

I knew a Holly Mackrel (ya know.. holy mackerel?)

Can't think of any others..

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my name is matt mcdonald.. if i had a dime for everytime i'd been called RONALD i'd be a ------ millionare

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the principle of the high school right by me is definetly named MR. Seemen

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I have a few but here are two. I work remotely with a Dick Knipple, obviously everyone pronounces it Dick Nipple. It's pretty funny when you're on conference calls and you have grown men and women laughing when they say his name. HAHA

Another one is this other guy i work with. His name is Kurt Jester. I can't believe his parents named him Kurt with a last name Jester....Kurt Jester.....sound like Court Jester.

Oh and a stupid one. This guy I went to High school with was named Robert Roberts V (the fifth). After his father has gotten tortured with that name for so many years he decided that his son will go through it too...and his father decided that for him and so on.

My mother asked me one time, "Wanna hear something funny"?
Me: "Ok"
Mother: "We were going to name you Pointdexter as a joke".
Me: "That's really not funny".

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my name is bennett lee. my first name is john but my mom started calling me bennett so i wouldnt sound like an asian kid. when i have kids im going to name them brock and ug. :P

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When I was in elementary school the art teacher was named Mr. Butt I ---- you not. I later found out that he was gay which made it even funnier

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At a high school I went a dude was named James Bond. He also wrote a love letter one time to his gay lover which was pretty funny. Obviously he was the completely opposite to his hetro-name sake.

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Hey, you can't forget about the Nascar driver Dick Trickle.
Back in highschool the librarians name was Mrs.Hore (not -----), there was also a kid that went to school with the name Will Nelson.

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I know a chick from highschoool named "Jenna Loads" (yes she had big tata's)

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haha, some of these are a riot.

i played hockey with a matthew matthews. i told his parents they were WIKED creative.

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Haha, thats wicked man ;)

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who needs C's.... just all me hris :P

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there were 2 brothers in high school a couple years ahead of me.. twins to be exact named Justice, and Seymour Butts..haha

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I hardly ever watch sportscenter but it's funny when they cut from a big story and say, "We have a special report, Dick Trickle has just completed lap 587 at Daytona."

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Ummmm. Is that when he's racing in the Daytona 1000? Dumbass. ;D

I know a girl named Julia Gulia and there is this lady in the town I used to work for named Joyce Joyce.

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Bwahahaha ;) Well like he said, he hardly ever watches sports.

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I think any people who have first names as last names is the funnies thing evar!


<--- awaits banning :P

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:-X :-X :-X

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I have a last name for a first name wich is just as bad.

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I knew a kid named Isaac Newton.

and there is an old lady who works at the del taco down the street from me named Ophelia Nuts.

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josh bought his new gsr from a guy named norton roper

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heh heh :D

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is it Peter Griffin????

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i also know a Jonh Johnston

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I see you've been watching "wedding singer"

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is it Dick Army? lol