Funniest Shit you heard A BUllshiter say?????????
 

well the reason I made this post is cuz I have ran into some people that just go all out about there cars and the come out with some off the wall shittt

There was this one time that me and some friends were talking to this guy that we new from high school and we all knew he was a bullshiter
so he goes on about how his ford focus is going to be fast and I start to tell him that I am going to turbocharge my car and the guy says

"Why would you want to turbocharge your car it just makes your wheels spin faster"

I look at him and just start LMFAO

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nice comment...

thread worthy though?

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This has been discussed , I vote non-worthy >:D

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the other day this guy told me about a v6 mustang with twin turbos and 3 intercoolers. it was funny...

i had another guy tell me about his

"b16V6" with 3 turbos pushing 30psi each and how he was going to do an ls/vtec with his ls head and b16v6 block...then he said it wouldn't make as much power as an ls block with a d16y8 head...and his stock tranny couldn't work so he was gonna get a d15b12 tranny and pust type-r1st and 2nd, ls 3rd, b16 4th, d16z6 5th and k20 6th...


after that i just walked away lol

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^^^^ That there is some funny ----. I tend to steer clear of the bullshitters myself. They don't like being ignored when told to ---- off after they've proved their ignorance.

Worst bullshit I ever heard was when my sister bought a Mazda and the air con gave out. She took it back to the car yard where she bought it and was promptly told that the system ran on water, and that the system was probably empty and she'd have to refill it with mineral water ::) ::) :S :l

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Don't you guys have that chav/boyracer bullshit? What about them?

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When I was up in MN a few weeks ago partyin with snufabumafabmax69, this kid at a party comes up to us and says

"My friend's got that Chevy with the 5 inch stacks, it's running like 29 pounds of boost dawg"

I think, ask Colin if he remembers any more specifics ;)

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Yeah we do. For some sort of idea, just take your average illegal beaner kid and dress him in trackies ("sweats") and Reebok trainers and you have an idea.

Boyracers are different. That's the whole 1.4 shitbox shopper with 19" chrome rims, neons and usually being driven like the occupants are on the run from the law.

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So TFATF essentially?

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Pretty much, its cheaper to cosmetically mod your car then it is to do any kind of performance tuning.

As a result we get shitload of idiots covering their cars in plastic stick on crap. The big thing at the moment is lexus style tail lights.

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I took my car to get an alignment at monroe muffler once for an alignment and they said they couldn't do it cuz the bushings were shot (they were) When I asked them how much theyd charge to replace them (it was winter time) they quoted me $1400. :S They tried to tell me to replace the front bushings you have to replace the whole front control arm, which they had listed for $300 a piece. I laughed at them and never went back

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some kid swore on his life that his vtec altima would spank my accord.

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Holy ----.... :S

It's like England tuners take what we throw away

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If only we were that lucky. A Chavved up Rustang still has a V8...

All we get here is Powerflow exhaust centres that make ---- that HMT would say is too poor to use.

And then there's the plastic stick on ----.

http://www.maxpower.co.uk/images/ima...ADF3B5C%7D.jpg

------- snow plough :o

http://www.maxpower.co.uk/images/ima...9092741%7D.jpg

You can_SHOVE_your twin turbo V8, this puppy has a 1.4 SOHC engine...

http://www.maxpower.co.uk/images/ima...536B99B%7D.jpg

Now see what we have to put up with? :(

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vee-dub ya!

its time to umpimp zee auto.

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Shitroen Saxo actually. THIS is what they do to Dubs...

http://www.maxpower.co.uk/images/ima...A720706%7D.jpg

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Well if you move here you get JDM faggots. Your choice.

:3

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Put it this way, the 'hella JDM 3rd gear V-tech, y0!' crew is better than a bunch of people who think that welding extensions to the front of your bonnet so it covers part of the headlight makes the front end look 'bad boy' is always a better option IMO.

Besides, I don't need to do a RHD conversion to be JDM :P

Don't fancy changing gear with my right hand though :l

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Bring your car with. Or find an old MIni; they're still RHD.

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I had a kid tell me he got pulled over doing about 300 miles an hour in his 240sx and was let off with a warning. He drives a cavalier with a blue and yellow paint scheme and body kit. His life is pretty much a joke

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Wasb his name gene????

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Last weekend I went to a car show. Tons of civics, one turbo'd ls/vtec caught my eye, so I went to look at it. Pretty much a stock looking car, usual ls/vtec with an ssac kit (bleh :P). Looking at it I saw an fmu, so I politely asked him why he was even bothering to run it, why not look into ecu chipping. Dude got all offended and started ranting on about he had a hondata s300 system that he paid 2k for (yeah right lol) and the fmu wasn't hooked up (lines were hooked up and I even pointed it out ::) ). So then he defended both the fmu and hondata theory saying that the hondata was only for up to 18 psi and the fmu was for up to 38 pounds on his boost controller. So I asked him how the hell a hondata could read 18 psi on a stock honda map sensor and what the hell would he do with all the ignition timing AFTER 18 psi...out came the dumb drooling look. Then he says he needs to have at least 120 psi of fuel pressure because of the fmu for the ctr pistons in his block, plus his 38 pounds of boost. I shook my head, called him a dumb ------ ricer and walked away. :1

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^^I run into guys like that at the track on ocasion, I asked one kid in a hatch if he tuned his own setup he was telling me all about "ya man I hook the laptop up n ---- yo", but forgot what program he used :1 ya right.

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there was a guy at the local track last year that had a turboed b18 in a hatch that was runnign a FMU, i asked him about it and he said that his ecu is also chipped ???, i kinda walked away scratching my head

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This has to be one of the funniest things as of late.

The other thing that comes to mind was a kid with a Toyota Matrix XRs or whatever they are called.....was telling somebody that he had ordered some cam gears and once he had them installed he would be running somewhere around the 9 sec. qtr. mile ::)

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Well since people are sharing stories anyways lol

Kid @ junkyard saying he had 3 stage vtec in his $6000 'built' b16, and stage 3 broke the tires loose...

Kid with cavalier telling me he had a v6 when I noted he didnt.. and then he told me his buddy has a v6 delsol and they look the same ??? and I said delsols never came with v6's and he got in my face about it LOL...

Kid on my bus saying his intake on his monte carlo added 95 horsepower

kid at flashlight drags going on and on about his "d18 vtec" in his civic... "i got the spoon ---- y0"

A guy with a taurus saying his car runs 13's and will run 10's with the supercharger (and he specifically noted quarter mile)

Kid with escort with intake/fart can saying he runs 13 flats

I probably have more but I cant think of them right now haha.

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Met this guy in a tuner shop that claimed he knew everything about Honda/Acura. He was 100% sure that my Acura is RWD. He swore up and down that they switched from FWD to RWD for my generation. He bet me $100 that it was RWD so I threw it on four jackstands and took his money.

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^ Why didnt you just do a burnout? Nice job though lol

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that one black dude that had a turbo rotary in his special edition GTR mustang. Thats alot of bs right there

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Yeah it had a rotary with pistons and ----

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funniest thing i ever heard a some kid say, was when i was at a auto show, and a kid point to the engine of a rx7 and said "look it has tri turbo" i just stared at the fucken kid, and asked him if he even knew what a turbo did, his awnser, "it makes the car go faster".

heres the link to the rotary powered mustang gtr with pistons, HAHA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDLybhuOH0

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Haha, yeah, I was wearing my turbo Mary shirt.

Dude, what you know 'bout that chevy? Cummins baby, 29 pounds of boost!!!


God I was drunk.

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no, it was some beaner.

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this ---- is too funny

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Anyone heard that story about some sawed of little gook with a half stripped 300z sitting on blocks that will some day go 12's? Im sure everyone has heard that urban legend....

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I work with some funny people. I hear all kinds of BS on a regular basis. lol

One of my favorite conversations:

him: My buddy has one of those old cars (referring to my 1990 Civic) with a Prelude motor in it. It's pretty ------- bad ass.

me: Oh really? An H22 huh? What tranny did he use? That's not an easy swap.

him: The stock tranny.

me: :S stock tranny? Like from the stock motor that came in the Civic?

him: Yup.

me: So he has one of the rare H2D conversion kits? Didn't it take a lot of fabrication to get in there? The H2D kits place the motor right into the shock tower.

him: Yeah, well, he's quite the fabricator, it was easy for him. He didn't use a kit, he just swapped the bell housings out and dropped the motor in.

me: :-X sweet dude. Sounds like a killer setup.

I decided to end the conversation after the whole "bell housing swap" comment. lol

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This whole story was a little odd cause i just had the same conversation like a month ago with someone from work, h22 with a d tranny and stock axles, i just kinda shook my head and walked off....

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I was sitting in class one day and this ricer says " I bet anyone anything that my mitsubishi mirage can beat a chevy nova".

I also know this guy that told me that his stock ex civic with an si intake manifold smoked a eclipse gt 2003.

What do yall think about that?

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Kinda like some guys that were looking at my car at a local car show...


one guy said... "you know.. i know of a kid that took the line off his wastegate on the stock turbo and made 400+ ft lbs of torque"... (referring to the pathetically small turbo that comes in a stock srt4)...

I just shook my head and sighed.

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okay, whos got the f'd up avatar thats asking me for a login?

edit:

stevenb's got the f'd up avatar. can you change it please ::)