fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

it's ------- 2:30am and my 2 1/2 year old daughter isn't even asleep yet. i'm ------- drunk and ready to pass out, but i have 'santa duties' but my daughter won't go to sleep >:( next year i'm hiring someone to come to the house and do this ---- for me, i'm ------- tired!

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

lol just take it easy and be patient maybe she will go to sleep soon.

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

doesnt she know that santa doesnt come unless your asleep?!?!?!?

just remind her ;)
:P

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

that's what i've been thinking for the past 3 hours. so i took some tylenol pm's and drank a bottle of wine to get right, now i'm punching myself in the face to stay awake.

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

slip some Tylenol PM into her sippy cup.

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

not even funny....

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

its 2:40 in the ------- morning. yeah it is.

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

a little wine never hurt a kid.......or beer.........

little I mean 1.5-2 ounces of wine, 4 ounces of beer.

Sleep like a rock.......but when they wake up, full charge the whole morning!

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

Thats funny cause my friend said his dad finally told him when he was little and didnt go to sleep he gave him a beer and went right to sleep lol. I dont suggest doing that though.

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

ah ----, i feel guilty giving her kids robitussin :P