fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

it's ------- 2:30am and my 2 1/2 year old daughter isn't even asleep yet. i'm ------- drunk and ready to pass out, but i have 'santa duties' but my daughter won't go to sleep >:( next year i'm hiring someone to come to the house and do this ---- for me, i'm ------- tired!

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

lol just take it easy and be patient maybe she will go to sleep soon.

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

doesnt she know that santa doesnt come unless your asleep?!?!?!?

just remind her ;)
:P

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

that's what i've been thinking for the past 3 hours. so i took some tylenol pm's and drank a bottle of wine to get right, now i'm punching myself in the face to stay awake.

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

slip some Tylenol PM into her sippy cup.

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

not even funny....

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

its 2:40 in the ------- morning. yeah it is.

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

a little wine never hurt a kid.......or beer.........

little I mean 1.5-2 ounces of wine, 4 ounces of beer.

Sleep like a rock.......but when they wake up, full charge the whole morning!

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

Thats funny cause my friend said his dad finally told him when he was little and didnt go to sleep he gave him a beer and went right to sleep lol. I dont suggest doing that though.

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

ah ----, i feel guilty giving her kids robitussin :P

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

just knock her out! :D :P

my parents always gave me the "santa wont come unless your asleep" routine.. and i was out like a light 8)

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

I had my first beer at age 3 kevin, get her started young.

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

trust me, we've been tellling her that ---- since about 9:30. it's 2:50am now. if she doesn't tighten up, i just might fall asleep and santa really won't come :P

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

yeah i got the same one, i would pretend i was asleep for about half and hour then it was 8am and i was wakin my parents up ;)

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

id rather stay up a couple more hours. then listen to her crying all day tomorrow and her whining that will last well into the new year

can you say migrane?

:P

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

i think this is a pretty common solution...

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

haha... damn my childhood was deprived of this thing you call "santa" I think total in my lifetime, we have had 3 or 4 chritmas trees. Santa never showed up at my house, cause at christmas morning, there wasn't ---- there! :'(

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

my brother and i ised to wake our parents up and drag em downstairs at like 5am becuase we couldnt possibly wait any longer...


now i could give a ----. gettin old sucks

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

See when you're young enuff, its cool to have santa cus u get more ---- w/o thinkin about what ur parents are payin or feeling guilty and can ask for ----. But i know a couple kids a grew up with found out about no santa at a young age due to parents bein broke. In that case, santa didnt come till tax returns lol.

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

same here. stinkin asian parents :'( . im making up for it! 8)

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

lol. shoulda gave her some alcohol, shed be alseep then lol.

Re: fucking santa claus sucks (damn kids)
 

I had to wake everyone up at 9:30 and they still wanted to sleep :3