t_cel_t

so i just got off work (60am), 3rd shift, and im driving home and my idle screw is loose and it starts to do some dumb ---- and speeds up my idle, to about 3500rmp. so i pull off into this parking lot and get out and tighten it back down. and then i start to leave, i see this van in the parking lot across the street and it pulls out and drive directly into the lot i was just in. i was like ok, whatever. t
hen the guy does a u'ey and turns the same direction i am going, and is behind me oing down the road untill we get to a t intersection, i go right and so does he. no big deal there was a 50%chance he would.
we get up to the next t and i go right again and he also turns right, i punch it and he keeps up. im thinking to myself "what the ---- is with this guy?"
so i keep going strait down the road to my house (about 2 mi) and i get to the 4 way intersection and turn right and he follows and doesnt use his blinker, ok now i am like wtf there is only a 12.5% chance that he would make 3 right turns in a row behind me.
then i get to the next turn, a left, i turn and he follows again, ok now only a 6.25% chance. i pull my shotgun from my back seat and bring it up front, unzip it and load 3 rounds from the side saddle into the tube (was hunting on friday night).
i pull into my driveway and get out but leave my door open, and the ****** pulls up into my driveway at like a 45*angle and rolls down his passanger window, and askes "how far am i from the beltline" i say "you were just at the beltline, your not even close". i realize he isnt acting right and he talks with a gay style voice, then he says "hey do you wanna go get high?" i heard him but asked him to repeat" do you wanna get high''.
so i reach into my car grab my 12gauge and racked the slide and yelled" get the ---- off my property, if i ever see you around here ever again im gonna blow your ------- head off"

that ******* face is one i will never forget, the ****** realized i wasnt going to do the gay ---- he was planning and ------- flew out of there. i called the cops and told them what happened and there were like ok you felt threatened but you shouldnt have pulled a gun. i told them i dont put up with any of that gay druggy ----, and if the ****** comes around again i will make my promise true.

RedCavz

lol good work to make someone ---- theirself at 7am

bitchasscracker

CLIFF NOTES

Tom-Guy

Cliffs for ppl who don't want to read all that: t_cel_t attracts gay junkies.

SpankedYA!

Think how smart you are for bringing the guy all the way to your house......

bitchasscracker

thats what i was thinking.





first off i dont believe your story no one here is going to think your cool. Second i feel bad that you obviously look gay enuff to get this other **** attention


here what really happened he did ask you to get high and you did then you sucked him off while sniffing a pear of your adopting fathers ---- stained whitey tighty's

-SKUM-

---- that, I would have pulled off the road after the 3 turn and parked my car. Then I would have wated untill he pulled up. Then if he said thet gey ----, I would have beat the ---- out of him with the stock of the gun.




I had a buddy of mine catch some some guy breaking into his truck and he pulled his gun because he didnt know if the guy had a gun, knife or what he had. The guy ran off pissing himself, but my friend almost went to jail for branishing a firearm. I feal that you can protect your property, but I guess in the state of washington you just have to let them steel it and call the cops.... What a ------- joke of a system.

ososlohatch

cliff notes: hippie got scared grabbed a gun to show how big of a man he is cause he cant even beat up a stoned ****** he has to pull a gun and risk going to jail for the rest of his life ..





you should have punched the guy in the face and taught him a lesson now he is just going to back to your house when your not there to vandalize it

Smith-02

the guy in the van,

refer to my sig.