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Fuck... what to do with this mouse
Well I went to the pestore today to buy overpriced mice to feed my snakes. On the account that I have no more frozen mice at my house, the place I get them is only a montly event, and the mice I can buy there are live. Anyway I ended up getting one too big for my larger snake and now I have no clue what to do. I'm probably just going to toss it in a freezer bag and put it in the freezer to save it for when my snake is big enough. I could release it but I don't want a mouse problem around here, plus given the cold weather it would be about 6 to 1/2 dozen to release it except that I wont get to use it later if I need food for my snake.
Nothing too cruel please. And no I'm not raising it. |
Re: Fuck... what to do with this mouse
take it down the road and let it loose or a neighbors?
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i voted before i read. but wtf? you freeze mice? how does that work? they come backto life? haha
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I say get a pvc pipe and have them crawl into your ass and harvest them in your anus. Poor mice. ---- snakes! I'd love me a snake skin shift boot and matching seat covers.
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Re: Fuck... what to do with this mouse
Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
I say get a pvc pipe and have them crawl into your ass and harvest them in your anus. Poor mice. ---- snakes! I'd love me a snake skin shift boot and matching seat covers.
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Screw it. I just threw it in a bag and put it in the freezer. It was so damned cute. Felt a shread of my humanity strip away and then saw it regrow with a more manly taint to it. :P Oh well there is only one way to freeze them... so sad, but ohwell.
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Ok this could be stupid, but why not take it back and just say "its too big, i need a smaller mouse"??? Or was that part of the "monthly event" and its now over?
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Well the place I bought it from is like 20 minutes with moderate traffic on the most busy highway around here. He didn't have the size I needed so I bought the other one thinking it wasn't much bigger. The monthly event comes around next Saturday, and I will be going and buying mice there. This was just a last resort. Anyway its freezing to death or suffocating now. Too late.
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i wouldn't be surprised if it need to be in like 0* F in order to freeze.. would be a lot easier on it. you coulda gotten 1lb dry ice (like .99 a lb most places) and threw some chunks in the bag, and had the mouse in another bag to go inbetween the ice
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free willie b4 the tree huggers attack :y
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wtf was the point of the poll/thread if you did what you want anyway? ::)
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you put live mice in your freezer?
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I have a snake in my outside freezer. I was to big not to keep when I killed it.
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im pretty sure your freezers not going to freeze it.
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mouse merangue pie
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its probably just knawed its way throught the bag and is now eating all the food in your freezer and shitting all over just to get you back
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Why not freeze it and then chop it in half so its more the snakes size (or chop then freeze)?
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Re: Fuck... what to do with this mouse
Originally Posted by surfer
its probably just knawed its way throught the bag and is now eating all the food in your freezer and shitting all over just to get you back
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Re: Fuck... what to do with this mouse
Originally Posted by surfer
its probably just knawed its way throught the bag and is now eating all the food in your freezer and shitting all over just to get you back
why didnt you atleast snap its neck or something? my teacher did that to a mouse at my school since it was sick... that was gross but he didnt want to throw it out the window or anything :-\ what a horrid death :-X |
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or just let all of 2 dollars go free?
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Re: Fuck... what to do with this mouse
Originally Posted by 98redcavz24
or just let all of 2 dollars go free?
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ok lemme get this strait... your ok with letting your snake eat him. which is a pretty sucky way to die, but your afraid to kill him by any other means....
put him in a cardboard box, along with a mouse trap and sit back and watch the show. |
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you ---- bag. take the mouse out of the freezer ------- retard. your snake isnt even hungry asswhat. unless your snake is still fairly young. theres no such thing as the mouse being too big. hey asswhat. those frozen rats you buy. they arent frozen to death. theyre ------- gassed till they quietly pass out. then there put in the gfreezer so they dont feel ----
just grab a knife and pith it. fastest way to do it. ---- bag. its people like you that give us snake owners a bad rep. why the ---- are you feeding it live anyways? you want an agressive snake? is that what you ------- want? ---- bag. i hope it ------- gives u a nice gash on ur arm the next time u reach in. snakes unhook there jaws asswhat and swallow ---- many times bigger than there mouth. kinda like what u do to cock. fag. ur snake just isnt hungry. its not a ------- dog. u feed snakes every other week asswhat. unless u want to fatten em up for breeding u should never feed it more than that. and if ur that retarded. you shouldnt even own a ------- snake. fag. |
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Originally Posted by buk9tp
you ---- bag. take the mouse out of the freezer ------- retard. your snake isnt even hungry asswhat. unless your snake is still fairly young. theres no such thing as the mouse being too big. hey asswhat. those frozen rats you buy. they arent frozen to death. theyre ------- gassed till they quietly pass out. then there put in the gfreezer so they dont feel ----
just grab a knife and pith it. fastest way to do it. ---- bag. its people like you that give us snake owners a bad rep. why the ---- are you feeding it live anyways? you want an agressive snake? is that what you ------- want? ---- bag. i hope it ------- gives u a nice gash on ur arm the next time u reach in. snakes unhook there jaws asswhat and swallow ---- many times bigger than there mouth. kinda like what u do to cock. fag. ur snake just isnt hungry. its not a ------- dog. u feed snakes every other week asswhat. unless u want to fatten em up for breeding u should never feed it more than that. and if ur that retarded. you shouldnt even own a ------- snake. fag. treehugger |
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Originally Posted by Tatakai
question: what's an asswhat?
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Originally Posted by buk9tp
---- bag...------- retard...asswhat...hey asswhat...---- bag...---- bag...asswhat...cock. fag...asswhat...retarded...fag.
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Originally Posted by buk9tp
you ---- bag. take the mouse out of the freezer ------- retard. your snake isnt even hungry asswhat. unless your snake is still fairly young. theres no such thing as the mouse being too big. hey asswhat. those frozen rats you buy. they arent frozen to death. theyre ------- gassed till they quietly pass out. then there put in the gfreezer so they dont feel ----
just grab a knife and pith it. fastest way to do it. ---- bag. its people like you that give us snake owners a bad rep. why the ---- are you feeding it live anyways? you want an agressive snake? is that what you ------- want? ---- bag. i hope it ------- gives u a nice gash on ur arm the next time u reach in. snakes unhook there jaws asswhat and swallow ---- many times bigger than there mouth. kinda like what u do to cock. fag. ur snake just isnt hungry. its not a ------- dog. u feed snakes every other week asswhat. unless u want to fatten em up for breeding u should never feed it more than that. and if ur that retarded. you shouldnt even own a ------- snake. fag. There is a thing called a food chain that we all live by, it being one of the lower on the food chain gives it ample chances to be hunted. Sucks to be that low, but life is simpiler on that scale too. Simple life, simple death. Sad, but true. Suck my balls. And to qualm your bitching the snake is young. I know enough about snakes to know that it couldn't have eaten the snake. The reason I am feeding it live is for three reasons. The frozen food around here, from chain stores, is nasty as ----, I ran out of frozen myself, and to get it frozen from the place I buy live I have to call in a day's advance. I'm very busy. You, however, need to start using some better grammar. You give people who use English(like us, as you say) a bad name. Go ---- a lawn mower... |
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he's prolly not dead. here in detroit it would be well below freezing outside. and u see the occaisional mouse run across ur beam path. while driving. just take em out. throw em in a trash bag. and slam it on the floor. more than once.
the only ---- i would kill by using a freezer. are live crabs. and those things ------- take forever to ------- die. |
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[quote just take em out. throw em in a trash bag. and slam it on the floor. more than once.
And how is this humane? Man "FastLS" im ging to give you a quick swift in the nuts the next time we have a team meet. Why do you half to be a tard? j/k use that fire extinguisher in the basement and freeze his ass real quick...LOL Go ---- a lawn mower...... |
Re: Fuck... what to do with this mouse
Originally Posted by buk9tp
he's prolly not dead. here in detroit it would be well below freezing outside. and u see the occaisional mouse run across ur beam path. while driving. just take em out. throw em in a trash bag. and slam it on the floor. more than once.
the only ---- i would kill by using a freezer. are live crabs. and those things ------- take forever to ------- die. |
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Originally Posted by Importordomestic
And how is this humane?
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Originally Posted by FastLS
No hes stone cold dead. I just checked a minute ago. Suck my ass.
Take him out of the freezer and stomp on him, maye it can put itself back together like in T2... you my friend are a bastard, and you need to come help me put my motor thgether... ERL rocks!! |
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I VOTED OTHER.......so now i shall explain. Ok first you should get a tube, then lubricant. After you have both of those proceed to place the tube in your -------. Once you have the tube in your ------- let the mouse down the tube and into your ass. Take the tube out and leave the mouse in your ass and let it scratch at you ------- from the inside. very nice feeling. then after your done with that event put it in a bag hit it in the head with a hammer to knock it out and put it in the freezer.
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dead or alive and you need to get ride of it? I'd ------- flush it.
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Originally Posted by AbaZ
dead or alive and you need to get ride of it? I'd ------- flush it.
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throw it in somebody's car >:D
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The mouse was dead, or on its way to death, and/or deathly stupid beyond repair by the time this topic had like 10 posts...
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grap a mouse. write honda tech on it using a non toxic marker. write home made turbo on your snake using any kind of marker.
grab a video camera, take a video, and let the feeding begin. then host it up. and everyone will tell u how kick ass it was. what kind of snakes do you own? take some pictures. |
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how ------- sad, got dumped into a bag, thrown into the freezer and freez to death :-\
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BY KILLING CRABS THAT WAY YOU ARE GIVING CRAB EATERS A BAD REP!!!11!!!!!
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Originally Posted by buk9tp
he's prolly not dead. here in detroit it would be well below freezing outside. and u see the occaisional mouse run across ur beam path. while driving. just take em out. throw em in a trash bag. and slam it on the floor. more than once.
the only ---- i would kill by using a freezer. are live crabs. and those things ------- take forever to ------- die. |
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