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Why is it that the goddamn coffee taste like honey roasted Organic ass? its like ------- 5 bucks and it tastes like it was brewed in a gym sock. This is the second time i tried the ---- and I just feel dumb now, like how could it taste good. The frozen carmel lata mocha fuckme whatever taste good frozen but aweful hot.

---- Starbucks i'll stick to 8 oclock coffee and make my own.

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fool you once, shame on them. fool you twice, shame on you.

5 bucks for coffee is too ------- much.

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Thats not how dubya said it

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I got some coupons for free smoothies there.

Otherwise, it's all too baller for me.

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only fags drink starbucks ;)

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I only go to Dunn Bros. if I NEED to get coffee somewhere other than work/home. Even then, it's way too ------- expensive :/

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ive been on a thai tea crave lately.
try it some time, its the best ---- in the world.

Thai Tea Recipe From Scratch

1 gallon water
8 Chinese star anise, ground
1 tablespoon orange flowers
1 tablespoon powdered vanilla
1 pinch of clove powder
1 pinch chopped cinnamon
3/4 quart long cut China black tea leaves
1 to 2 cups sugar
1 quart half & half
red food coloring
crushed ice

Boil water. Add star anise, orange flowers, vanilla, clove, cinnamon, and tea leaves to boiling water. Continue boiling for 3 to 5 minutes, stirring constantly. Remove from heat. Cover and allow to steep until luke warm. Strain, and add sugar to taste. Serve in a clear glass over plenty of crushed ice. Top with half & half.

Traditional Variation: Substitute coconut milk for half & half.
Decaffeinated Variation: Substitute decaffeinated tea leaves.
Low-fat Variation: Substitute evaporated milk or rice milk for half & half.
Natural Variation: Substitute unrefined cane sugar for refined sugar and beet powder for food coloring.

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"Only in America do we bitch about a 4 dollar gallon of gas while holding and drinking a 6 dollar cup of coffee." I don't remember where I heard it but I thought it was worth quoting :)

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OCD this part of your Sig rocks.

Circle K to the Cheveron =13.0 sec(1/4)

Something about that screams shadetree ---- and I love it. In Bad news there are 2 stop lights about 1/4th apart. one in front of costcos and one by Kmart.

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men drink coffee from gas stations, dirty unkept ones ;)

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I hate everything Starbucks stands for but once a week or so, I wear a disguise and grab a grande mocha frappucino from one. I hate myself. :-\ There's a relatively-smallish outdoor-mall type thing here. It's got 3 starbii lol

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Starbii, nice one

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I prefer a 40 a nice 8 ball of meth to get the day started. Throw on some tupac and go roll on the world. Starbucks coffee has been shown in blind taste tests to loss to all fast food places. Its gross sugar topped brown water

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McDonald's coffee is pretty damn good, and a lot cheaper.

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never drank coffee. i see people spend at least 20 dollars a day on coffee

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I saw an episode of Wife Swap I think, one of those dumb family reality shows, this woman was a stay at home mom and spent $500 a month at Starbuck's. ---- that

The producers solved the problem by getting her a job there, so she can make minumum wage but at least drink for free, that would amount to more than her whole paycheck.

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I will agree its about the only thing there I like there. I like their ice cream stuff too for the fat kid inside of me.

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Quit havin sex with fat kids then

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Was she 250 pounds. From the looks of it those starbucks drinks pack 1000+ calories.

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Easier said then done

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I like Wendys coffee, starbucks is for yuppies and valley kids.

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I drink a lot of Starbucks... BUT the only thing I ever buy is regular ol' coffee. I've tried a ton of other coffees (Seattle's Best, Tully's, countless independent roasters) and I prefer starbucks beans.

Also, I don't pay for any of it... company credit card FTW.

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Wow, I wasn't expecting a coffee critique when HMT was turned onto the subject of Starbucks.

Everytime I walk into one of those pretentious synthetic plastic shitholes I usually have one to five random people trying to stare me down like I don't belong because I didn't drive up in a new car, or god help me I'm wearing a $20 mechanics jacket that's 10 years old and I have grease under my nails. Nobody who thinks Starbucks is a cool place likes open downpipe turbo cars. It was amusing to go in there for a while and call people out for it - they wanted to make me out as a dirty redneck, so I gave them dirty redneck - "do you ------- want anything, buddy?" The only time I had a guy get up and have a problem with it I told him no man who worked for a living was impressed by fat guts and papercuts, he needed to sit back down, and he did. Pretty obvious he grew up middle class and never had a conflict outside the highschool locker room. ::)

It was fun for a while and suited my passive-aggressive streak, or let me blow off steam, but after the tenth time it was just stupid. I was supporting a place full of assholes. It made no sense.

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Green beans coffee > *

If only you poges knew about the Moac

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The worst part about Starbucks is the yuppy scum that show up with their goddamn Mac notebooks and do whatever it is they do. You got a $2k notebook. I'm willing to bet my first born that you've got internet at home fag. :P

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They only thing I like about Starbucks are the frappuccinos. Drink one of those and I'll be frappin bitches for days (hypersensitivity to caffeine). The Java Chillers from Sonic are pretty good too.

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ha my girlfreind works at starbucks and sometimes ill go in there to see her and she'll make me some free ----. but you can tell when i roll up open down pipe screamin the people get all pissed. and their WAAY to cultured to have small medium and large, grande ,venti? wtf?

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Yeah, I think I inherited a caffeine allergy from my mother. That ---- is good, but does keep me frappin as well. Not to mention it puts me into gut-wrenching hell as it passes through my digestion system... Haven't tried anything caffeine free to determine if its truly caffeine or whatever syrup they use, but it's not too appealing and is one of the main reasons (other than the price) that I don't ---- with the starbucks.

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I always ordered my coffe sizes in English.

One of the local independent coffee houses has a large sign on their counter, "we do not speak Starbucks here."

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coffee at home ftw. havent been to starbucks in a while. thai tea is good.

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I don't like starbucks too... I prefer second cup, Tim hortons or home made coffee.

Mc Donald coffee is the same as Tim hortons here.

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---- coffee

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Um there the ones with no homes due to foreclosures. Starbucks is for the I think Im better than I am 30-40k income crowd. People who actually have money from what I have seen get some baller ---- and have some damn nice brewing stuff at home or hit up the local immigrants coffee shop for some real ----.



Starbucks is full of wannabe yuppy scum
they cant afford their homes
they all think they are gods because they got a psychology degree
they spend to much on anything just so they seem like they have more than they have




starbucks is poser coffee. Its consumers are posers it works.

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Quoted for awesomeness.

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https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...?topic=95627.0

---- you Starbucks coffee, your ------- coffee, your not worth 5 bucks.

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7-11 has the best coffee known to man. every morning of my waking/working life, i get a 24 ouncer full of their "fusion energy" coffee. it's coffee with ginseng, guarana, and probably the extract of steven hawkings brain matter and a little bit of TNT for good measure. free international delight flavor things, and it takes less than 3 minutes to be in and out. you might run around like a crackhead for the first few days, but it will get better, and you will become a much more productive member of society.

$1.62 out the door, all day every day.

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very good marketing^ im getting one tomorrow before work

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i bet at least half you guys drink dunkin donuts though, the same size coffee at DD costs the same at starbucks.

its the foo foo drinks that cost alot at starbucks.

FWIW i think starbucks coffee beans are rediculously overpriced. its like 14/lb. THAT is highway robbery! they all taste the same too, they have like 70 different beans that all taste the same as a french roast.

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Coffee makes me ---- icebergs