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f***myzc 02-26-2007 07:37 PM

Fuck roommates!!
 
Im about to give this mother fucker an ass whipping, straight up put it to his ass :7 Goddamn white trash living ass mother fucker. Thief, bum, no job haven, wackin your pudd, smelling like garbage ass.


That is all ;D Seriously though!!

BirdmanMD 02-26-2007 07:51 PM

Re: Fuck roommates!!
 
woot woot post a video of you beating his ass.... dont care what he did

f***myzc 02-26-2007 08:01 PM

Re: Fuck roommates!!
 
Its what he did, what he does, what he doesn't do. Hey yO ---- this mother fucker >:(

TorganFM 02-26-2007 08:03 PM

Re: Fuck roommates!!
 
Dude I feel the same way. The dude I live with a JMU is a friend from HS, but the ------- has never had a job, is a ------- slob, never does ----, leaves his room a ------- mess (not my problem until we move out and there's a ------- chinese food box stuck to his floor like when I moved him out of his old apartment), he's ------- lazy, abso-------lutely refuses to move his own ---- (I moved his bigass tv up 2 sets of stairs... twice. same with his minifridge). I want to whip some ass too, but I need a video camera. He doesn't ------- pay the bills, he makes his unemployed father do it. Man do I need to pound his face.

Hitchhikkr 02-26-2007 08:04 PM

Re: Fuck roommates!!
 
Is Hotrex your roomie??? :1

T0DA 02-26-2007 08:13 PM

Re: Fuck roommates!!
 
Roomates=garbage :l

Dr.Boost 02-26-2007 08:17 PM

Re: Fuck roommates!!
 
---- room-mates. God....my last RM was a disgusting nasty dirty ass slob. :3 Actually, he still is. We get along and everything, but jesus is he dirty. I don't see how people can live like that. I mean, one VERY SMALL example. There is no piss on my toilet. Not on the seat, not under it, not around it. It's ------- clean. This dirty mother fucker has a toilet that's so ------- dirty, I don't even want to piss in it. I went to his house a few weeks ago and it was just ------- crazy. I knew when we lived together that I was the only thing keeping him from looking like a total caveman style slob, but I had no idea. His house ios just......way too much to describe. You would think I was full of ---- if I told you how gross it was. :3
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f***myzc 02-26-2007 08:37 PM

Re: Fuck roommates!!
 
Alright, its kind of a long story so ill try and make it short.

* Back in the day * > Where i work, and have worked for 5+ years. We get a new helper ( my roommate, but i didnt know him then ) Boss man needed more people bad. So he hired this fool. Well my friend ( Boss mans son ) is into cars. Well lets just say some ---- comes up missing off his car. Well a few days later the "new guy" pulls up to work with the ---- from my buddys car on his. ::) COME ON how ------ stupid can you be?? Lets just say he about got shot in the face that day and of course he lost his job, and was never seen again.

Well about 3 years ago i started renting this house from my aunt. The roommate i had then bailed and moved outta state. So i need another roommate. My aunt calls me up one day and is like " i found you a roommate, he will be moving in next week " Im like Hells yeah someone to split the cost! The next thing i know i come home and the mother fucker that stole the ---- off my buddys car is up in my house :l ( my new roommate ).

As if that ---- wont bad enough he started dating my little cousin :7 so she now stays over here ( nasty fat slut, what the ---- are you thinking!! )

Now to what pisses me off!! He has no job, doesn't pay rent cause he is banging my fat cousin, pays NO bills what so ever, is a goddamn slob, has no car, steals ----, sometimes my ----. I confront him and he just plays dumb :1

The mother fucker even had a pic of my girl under his bed mattress one time :-X My cousin found it.

I swear im about to finnaly use this 45 ive got :P

Guy-Fast 02-26-2007 08:43 PM

Re: Fuck roommates!!
 
I always thought I was messy but some people are just down right dirty big difference. I do a full clean of my house and shop every week,keep up with laundry couple people I have lived with well thats maybe once every 2 month thing and of course the oh ---- a girl is coming over thing have to help them clean.

f***myzc 02-26-2007 08:45 PM

Re: Fuck roommates!!
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
---- room-mates. God....my last RM was a disgusting nasty dirty ass slob. :3 Actually, he still is. We get along and everything, but jesus is he dirty. I don't see how people can live like that. I mean, one VERY SMALL example. There is no piss on my toilet. Not on the seat, not under it, not around it. It's ------- clean. This dirty mother fucker has a toilet that's so ------- dirty, I don't even want to piss in it. I went to his house a few weeks ago and it was just ------- crazy. I knew when we lived together that I was the only thing keeping him from looking like a total caveman style slob, but I had no idea. His house ios just......way too much to describe. You would think I was full of ---- if I told you how gross it was. :3

He spits lougies in sink, doesnt even bother to rinse them out so they dry up. Forgets to flush the toilet after taking dumps, and thinks his ---- dont stink, cause he never turns the goddamn fart fan on. He will take shower for 30 mins. and still come out smelling like a donkeys ass crack!! :3 Has no job and pays no bills, but he ALWAYS has some pot O0


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