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Im about to give this mother fucker an ass whipping, straight up put it to his ass :7 Goddamn white trash living ass mother fucker. Thief, bum, no job haven, wackin your pudd, smelling like garbage ass.


That is all ;D Seriously though!!

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woot woot post a video of you beating his ass.... dont care what he did

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Its what he did, what he does, what he doesn't do. Hey yO ---- this mother fucker >:(

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Dude I feel the same way. The dude I live with a JMU is a friend from HS, but the ------- has never had a job, is a ------- slob, never does ----, leaves his room a ------- mess (not my problem until we move out and there's a ------- chinese food box stuck to his floor like when I moved him out of his old apartment), he's ------- lazy, abso-------lutely refuses to move his own ---- (I moved his bigass tv up 2 sets of stairs... twice. same with his minifridge). I want to whip some ass too, but I need a video camera. He doesn't ------- pay the bills, he makes his unemployed father do it. Man do I need to pound his face.

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Is Hotrex your roomie??? :1

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Roomates=garbage :l

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---- room-mates. God....my last RM was a disgusting nasty dirty ass slob. :3 Actually, he still is. We get along and everything, but jesus is he dirty. I don't see how people can live like that. I mean, one VERY SMALL example. There is no piss on my toilet. Not on the seat, not under it, not around it. It's ------- clean. This dirty mother fucker has a toilet that's so ------- dirty, I don't even want to piss in it. I went to his house a few weeks ago and it was just ------- crazy. I knew when we lived together that I was the only thing keeping him from looking like a total caveman style slob, but I had no idea. His house ios just......way too much to describe. You would think I was full of ---- if I told you how gross it was. :3
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Alright, its kind of a long story so ill try and make it short.

* Back in the day * > Where i work, and have worked for 5+ years. We get a new helper ( my roommate, but i didnt know him then ) Boss man needed more people bad. So he hired this fool. Well my friend ( Boss mans son ) is into cars. Well lets just say some ---- comes up missing off his car. Well a few days later the "new guy" pulls up to work with the ---- from my buddys car on his. ::) COME ON how ------ stupid can you be?? Lets just say he about got shot in the face that day and of course he lost his job, and was never seen again.

Well about 3 years ago i started renting this house from my aunt. The roommate i had then bailed and moved outta state. So i need another roommate. My aunt calls me up one day and is like " i found you a roommate, he will be moving in next week " Im like Hells yeah someone to split the cost! The next thing i know i come home and the mother fucker that stole the ---- off my buddys car is up in my house :l ( my new roommate ).

As if that ---- wont bad enough he started dating my little cousin :7 so she now stays over here ( nasty fat slut, what the ---- are you thinking!! )

Now to what pisses me off!! He has no job, doesn't pay rent cause he is banging my fat cousin, pays NO bills what so ever, is a goddamn slob, has no car, steals ----, sometimes my ----. I confront him and he just plays dumb :1

The mother fucker even had a pic of my girl under his bed mattress one time :-X My cousin found it.

I swear im about to finnaly use this 45 ive got :P

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I always thought I was messy but some people are just down right dirty big difference. I do a full clean of my house and shop every week,keep up with laundry couple people I have lived with well thats maybe once every 2 month thing and of course the oh ---- a girl is coming over thing have to help them clean.

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He spits lougies in sink, doesnt even bother to rinse them out so they dry up. Forgets to flush the toilet after taking dumps, and thinks his ---- dont stink, cause he never turns the goddamn fart fan on. He will take shower for 30 mins. and still come out smelling like a donkeys ass crack!! :3 Has no job and pays no bills, but he ALWAYS has some pot O0

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I think I'd have at least beat his ass over that one or made him feel like such a pile of ---- that he just moves out on his own. :3
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Oh i made him feel like a pile of ----. I know it had to be awkward for him the next couple of days after that one. I just cant get rid of him though, he's banging my cousin, which is my landlords daughter!

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my roomates are pretty cool, but we all work diff hours and dont see each other all the time so its pretty chill

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Quoted for the truth i cant stand my dumb ass roommate he doesn't even use soap when he takes a shower and he rarely brushes his yellow stained teeth. Oh and when he gets drunk hee pisses everywhere except for in the toilet.

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---- a room mate, i love my own space and ------- chic's where ever and whenever i want without haveing to worry about who is gonna walk in. living in your own house ownes all, so as i said before ---- a roommate.

that is all

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Speaking of room mate's how the hell do you go about telling your bum ass no job having dad it's time for him to go?

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lol, good question.

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speaking of roommate, my buddy actually has two EXTERMLY clean roommate lol. Mind you that theres three guys living together and the freaking house is SPOTLESS and always smells like fresh laundry :l .

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Dunno if I want to get banned again for a comment....

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I can imgaine LOL

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back in the old days when I lived in the barracks, I use to get some really nasty roommates, and it use to get on my nerves. cause we get inspected every morning before formation to make sure everything is clean.
being a mechanic I was the only black person in the section. so I always get stuck with some hilbilly confederate flag flying tobacco chewing fag from california. it was disgusting as ---- spit cups all over the place, half eaten burgers, soda cups everything. and I have to clean it, sometimes my girls would clean.

but it got so bad till I kicked him out, luckily I had another friend with a nasty roommate also so we swapped rooms, he moved to my room and it was good, because we are always having girls over so we cleaned up together, and it was all good we pass inpection everyday.
maybe you should move out and find another place, if you think you wont win because he is dating your cousin

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Eh, I like my roomate. I rarely see him, and when I do it's usually because I'm harrassing him. I was beating on his door at 6 am yesterday, telling him he needs to fix the flat tire on my car because I have to go to school soon.

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Brings back memories of living with another cousin of mine. I use to have to put my dresser in front of my bedroom door just to keep him out in the mornings. He would poor water on me while i was asleep, fart im my face :3. Crazy mother fucker!

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...and you let him?? ???
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O yeah, i killed my roommate! :P

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Hell NO! Like i said i finally started putting stuff in front of the door so he couldnt come in. He didnt get away with the ---- he did to me ether :4

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WTF, was he 8 yrs old? I will shank someone for waking me up.

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Crush his ------- skull. I know I would want to.

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He just turned 29 i believe. I consider him as a brother, so i didnt get pissed. Just got even

Anyways my roommate want even speak or look at me. ------- ----! Pissed him off last night.