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xpert787 12-07-2008 10:28 PM

Frozen in Route
 
Went running this evening trying to get back into shape. There was snow on the ground but it didn't feel that cold when I left so I just wore some sweat pants and a sweat shirt, free balling it. Heading out it didn't feel all that cold but once I got to the turn around point my johnson was killing me. I thought it was just chaffage but as I was coming back it kept getting worse as the wind blew, at which point I realized my dick was being frozen. At this point I was still 1.5 mile away from home. By the time I made it back I thought I was in trouble, so I jumped in the shower. I warmed up ok but that was the worse pain I have felt. I would recommend if anyone goes running in cold weather to take the proper precautions like I should have, because it's not fun.

stillnoturbo 12-07-2008 10:38 PM

Re: Frozen in Route
 
Nobody want's to hear about your frozen slong. That's borderline hotrex wiener shot material. Surprised you didn't post a pic and asked if this looks right or not. :X

IntaCooler 12-07-2008 11:08 PM

Re: Frozen in Route
 
if anyone says "pics or it didn't happen" your gonna get slapped :X

89shithatch 12-08-2008 02:16 AM

Re: Frozen in Route
 

Originally Posted by g_shok
"pics or it didn't happen"


lock-pop! 12-08-2008 02:21 AM

Re: Frozen in Route
 

Originally Posted by g_shok
if anyone says "pics or it didn't happen" your gonna get slapped :X


1991civicsi 12-08-2008 02:39 AM

Re: Frozen in Route
 
ROFL

imburne 12-08-2008 02:46 AM

Re: Frozen in Route
 
lmao

zrCREAM 12-08-2008 05:31 AM

Re: Frozen in Route
 

Originally Posted by xpert787
There was snow on the ground

free balling it.

I thought it was just chaffage but as I was coming back it kept getting worse as the wind blew, at which point I realized my dick was being frozen.


I would have thought about it long before I even left the house. If its cold enough for snow its cold enough to freeze my dick off

hatrack48 12-08-2008 11:09 AM

Re: Frozen in Route
 
Dumb Ass!!

avistar23 12-08-2008 11:34 AM

Re: Frozen in Route
 
Thermal underwear and long johns are where its at...gotta be prepared :6


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