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Old 12-07-2008, 10:28 PM
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Went running this evening trying to get back into shape. There was snow on the ground but it didn't feel that cold when I left so I just wore some sweat pants and a sweat shirt, free balling it. Heading out it didn't feel all that cold but once I got to the turn around point my johnson was killing me. I thought it was just chaffage but as I was coming back it kept getting worse as the wind blew, at which point I realized my dick was being frozen. At this point I was still 1.5 mile away from home. By the time I made it back I thought I was in trouble, so I jumped in the shower. I warmed up ok but that was the worse pain I have felt. I would recommend if anyone goes running in cold weather to take the proper precautions like I should have, because it's not fun.
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Old 12-07-2008, 10:38 PM
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Nobody want's to hear about your frozen slong. That's borderline hotrex wiener shot material. Surprised you didn't post a pic and asked if this looks right or not.
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Old 12-07-2008, 11:08 PM
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if anyone says "pics or it didn't happen" your gonna get slapped
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Old 12-08-2008, 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by g_shok
"pics or it didn't happen"
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Old 12-08-2008, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by g_shok
if anyone says "pics or it didn't happen" your gonna get slapped
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Old 12-08-2008, 02:39 AM
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ROFL
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Old 12-08-2008, 02:46 AM
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lmao
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Old 12-08-2008, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by xpert787
There was snow on the ground

free balling it.

I thought it was just chaffage but as I was coming back it kept getting worse as the wind blew, at which point I realized my dick was being frozen.

I would have thought about it long before I even left the house. If its cold enough for snow its cold enough to freeze my dick off
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Dumb ***!!
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Old 12-08-2008, 11:34 AM
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Thermal underwear and long johns are where its at...gotta be prepared
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