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Them's were the good old days when i was spinnin wrenches on ------- DSM's all day. Everything on those cars suck ass.

My fucked by a car story is the story of my life every single ------- day, I work on ----------ing German cars all day, go home, and work on mr2's in the afternoon.

All cars are junk, but some are less junk than others.

Oh yeah, and ---- a rotary engine, ------ inefficient boat anchors.

Ok im done ranting now.

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On superbowl sunday a job came in to the shop....needed a new master cylinder and both wheel cylinders replaced...easy enough, ---- would be cake, boss is gone for the weekend, I could knock this job out and still make it home during the 1st quarter of the game. Master cylinder, done, cake job pays 3x what it should. Pass. wheel cylinder, done....the placement on the bolts was kinda shitty, and they were the shitty star bolts (not torx, kinda like the opposite of torx) but the wheel cylinder was out, the new one was in and I was happy. Driver's side wheel cylinder, both bolts were rounded off and completely stuck in the wheel cylinder. I got the easier of the two off after some swearing and now comes the one that there is no room to work on. Can't fit the grinder in there, can't fit the saw in there, can't fit a vise grip in there. Finally I say ---- it, I cut the wheel cylinder open, pull all the insides out with a needle nose, and drill the bolt out from the back (hit it on my first try even). But now I have a problem, I don't have the bolt any more, so I go to our bolt bin and find one that is the same thread pitch, but I had to grind about 1 inch off of it. Finally get everything back together and I go grab the cashier to help me bleed out the system...bled that fucker 6 different times before all the air was out of it (and yes, for those who may question me, I DID bench bleed the master cylinder)...Made it home in time to watch the last 1/2 hr of the game. :(

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Warm it up a little, throw on some lube, try again

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Post something ignorant, that shows you're too lazy to think... or, god help you, make an honest mistake... and I'll probably be the first to ream you as well as the one who reams you hardest. Welcome to neurosis.

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:y dont be a horse's ass or talk ---- and everyone will leave you alone ;)

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your a cum guzzling gutter slut....
get a rope....



happy?

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That wasn't genuine, it means nothing.

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I.E.- it's not rape if she wants it

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mmmmm, crumb cake.

so, my ---- story is about gay DPFI. i was cruising along at 50 when the fucker dies on me, ----. so i make my way onto the shoulder. i tried starting it a few times, didn't work. so i have it towed to a local honda shop. they cant get to it for a week. so im out of a way to get back in forth to work. luckily, my pappy had a car i could drive. so a week goes by and i get a call from the shop. when i get there, they tell me the main injector wire was loose and not making contact. an to top it all off, they charge me 100 bucks. fuckers