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Ok gentleman, ------s, spicks, chinks and whoever else is on this. I'm officially going to stop being a crotch eating ----- and post up my first post. ------- flame away. I'll try to get some porn up in this ------- post but I can't post that ---- while I'm at work.

Anyways, you all seem like a fun group to shoot the ---- with.

My question is... Why the ---- are oxygen sensors so ------- retarded? Seriously... I ended up breaking a ratchet trying to break the mother fucker off of my 94 civic. ---- those peices of ----. Honda engineering couldn't have placed them any better could they? Right along with ------- pain in the ass catylitic (sp?) convrter bolts... hands down those peices of dog ---- are the worst.

Ok ------s, i gave you plenty of ---- to flame me with.

Sincerely,
me

P.S. I fucked your mother, sister, and every other woman/girl related to you.

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Hah.. that is all.

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Tone down the racism.

P.S. O2 sensors are cake.

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O2 sensors pwn your ass. :3

YOu broke a ratchet? Time to bust out the SAWZALL FTW!

HINT: Get someone else to do it for you... :y

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LoL, I apologize for the racism. I see a lot of it going around and figured I might as well chime in with a few words of my own. Fact is, i love every color and every race... We are all in this shithole world together so might as well get along, know what i mean?

Yeah, well it was hard for me, most likely because as i said above I am a little white boy. lol... We actually ending up getting the o2 sensor after soaking it in that ------- de-rust stuff and wd-40. We let it Marinate for about 4 hours and it came off easier. For some unknown reason my CEL randomly came on and bitched about the o2 sensor so since i had a spare laying around I just decided to replace it.

I have a confession. I am non turbo'd. I know, it probably catagorizes me into many nasty words but as soon as i get out of worthless college debt and bullshit i am hoping to peice together a little sub $1000 kit and strap the mother fucker on my coupe...

Anybody want to give me free ----? hahaha, it can;t hurt to ask.

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Use a 1/2" drive dipshit.

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Half the fuckers on here dont have turbos, thats why most of them are here... :y

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Go to vatozone and get a o2 socket. It's all crumb cake with skim milk after that.

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You're the sort of guy that could sling words like that around and be accepted - this time last year. We've had a lot of outright racists and stupid shits ruining the site recently, and in a few weeks a lot of them are probably going to be booted from the site permanently if I'm a good judge of character. Don't worry about apologising any further, I can tell you didn't mean anything by it, we're just letting you know not to use it in the future so you don't get caught up in the... drama.

Feel free to be a general dick, though, if you can mix it with solid tech and real world questions/answers. We like a little sass from our userbase. :)

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wow, this is weird... I've been a member for like 3 months and have seen people come on here and get burnt worse than Iraq insurgents... I was expecting to have to bend over and take it ??? Can't someone be a dick to me or something? Let me re-emphasize my first post.... I fucked all your mothers (cept those who have been helpful to me thus far)


Any who, post up your stories about "most pain in the ass experience involving turbo's and bullshit (install, running, working on etc...)

---- it, just stories about cars ------- you over in general. You know you got one, cause if your like me and worked on a car before, its been a stank little snatch to you. Whether it be a bolt snapping off, something not fitting right... anything, We could all get some laughs out of this ----. Post away mother fucker's :4

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Them's were the good old days when i was spinnin wrenches on ------- DSM's all day. Everything on those cars suck ass.

My fucked by a car story is the story of my life every single ------- day, I work on ----------ing German cars all day, go home, and work on mr2's in the afternoon.

All cars are junk, but some are less junk than others.

Oh yeah, and ---- a rotary engine, ------ inefficient boat anchors.

Ok im done ranting now.

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On superbowl sunday a job came in to the shop....needed a new master cylinder and both wheel cylinders replaced...easy enough, ---- would be cake, boss is gone for the weekend, I could knock this job out and still make it home during the 1st quarter of the game. Master cylinder, done, cake job pays 3x what it should. Pass. wheel cylinder, done....the placement on the bolts was kinda shitty, and they were the shitty star bolts (not torx, kinda like the opposite of torx) but the wheel cylinder was out, the new one was in and I was happy. Driver's side wheel cylinder, both bolts were rounded off and completely stuck in the wheel cylinder. I got the easier of the two off after some swearing and now comes the one that there is no room to work on. Can't fit the grinder in there, can't fit the saw in there, can't fit a vise grip in there. Finally I say ---- it, I cut the wheel cylinder open, pull all the insides out with a needle nose, and drill the bolt out from the back (hit it on my first try even). But now I have a problem, I don't have the bolt any more, so I go to our bolt bin and find one that is the same thread pitch, but I had to grind about 1 inch off of it. Finally get everything back together and I go grab the cashier to help me bleed out the system...bled that fucker 6 different times before all the air was out of it (and yes, for those who may question me, I DID bench bleed the master cylinder)...Made it home in time to watch the last 1/2 hr of the game. :(

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Warm it up a little, throw on some lube, try again

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Post something ignorant, that shows you're too lazy to think... or, god help you, make an honest mistake... and I'll probably be the first to ream you as well as the one who reams you hardest. Welcome to neurosis.

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:y dont be a horse's ass or talk ---- and everyone will leave you alone ;)

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your a cum guzzling gutter slut....
get a rope....



happy?

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That wasn't genuine, it means nothing.

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I.E.- it's not rape if she wants it

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mmmmm, crumb cake.

so, my ---- story is about gay DPFI. i was cruising along at 50 when the fucker dies on me, ----. so i make my way onto the shoulder. i tried starting it a few times, didn't work. so i have it towed to a local honda shop. they cant get to it for a week. so im out of a way to get back in forth to work. luckily, my pappy had a car i could drive. so a week goes by and i get a call from the shop. when i get there, they tell me the main injector wire was loose and not making contact. an to top it all off, they charge me 100 bucks. fuckers