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TurboG 10-11-2007 10:31 PM

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Ok I've been lurking around long enough. First off My name is Levi I am ricer.
I have a 94 Civic coupe w/ a 3 cyl GSR topmount gt35r

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s.../cynthia82.jpg
my car

yes i know this is a gt30, I exchanged it for a 35 and a 8" fmic for a mexican :8 and a half dozen dirty sanchez'z
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...n/IMGP0646.jpg
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...n/IMGP0638.jpg
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...n/IMGP0633.jpg
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s.../cynthia76.jpg
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s.../cynthia83.jpg
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...n/DSC03780.jpg

3cyl gsr for sale 8)
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...n/IMGP0707.jpg
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...n/IMGP0710.jpg



Here is some porn to counteract the purpleness
appears photobucket hates porn.....


http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s.../cynthia12.jpg
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s.../cynthia55.jpg
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s.../cynthia43.jpg





ososlohatch 10-11-2007 10:35 PM

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nice post :y

HMTguy 10-11-2007 10:38 PM

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Buttholes and turbos, a match made in heaven 8)

ifly87 10-11-2007 10:39 PM

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best intro post i've seen in a while, you cant beat Porn/monster turbo's/Carnage pics all rolled in one.

A+

88dx 10-11-2007 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jagojon3
Buttholes and turbos, a match made in heaven 8)

:6

RotaryGeek 10-11-2007 10:40 PM

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3cyl? sorry i cant see pics.

HMTguy 10-11-2007 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RotaryGeek
3cyl? sorry i cant see pics.

Cracked sleeve

TurboG 10-11-2007 10:46 PM

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rotogeek 8)

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s.../gt35r3cyl.jpg


jinxy 10-11-2007 10:46 PM

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you hsould use the porn to counteract the ball bearing, if that's an R. We're fine with horizon gray. We hates us some ball bearing turbos though :7

TurboG 10-11-2007 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jagojon3
Cracked sleeve

actually, 1 blown sleeve ( 3rd cyl) and one cracked ( 1st cyl)


Originally Posted by rawr
you hsould use the porn to counteract the ball bearing, if that's an R. We're fine with horizon gray. We hates us some ball bearing turbos though :7

I am ricer.....

LilWayne 10-11-2007 11:07 PM

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way to make up for the purple

MustangC. 10-11-2007 11:32 PM

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nice setup, i see peak boost finally sent you something that fit right.

ryancoke 10-11-2007 11:32 PM

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well it's about time nig nog welcome to the darskside >:D

TurboG 10-11-2007 11:51 PM

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nice setup, i see peak boost finally sent you something that fit right.
yeah he was pretty good about it, fired Todd because of it. even tho HT licks more hairy 80's ---- fro than Hotrex's herpes it sure came thru

he upgraded me to the 35 and the 8" intercooler and fixed the IC piping from the turbo to FMIC for all the next kits. If i would have known it was going to happen i would have made a ching chong/kinetic kit with 90dx's guidance.

I had the upgraded pieces airfreighted to my place and we had my baller HT AEM truboost hooked up wrong, or not turned on or something so the first time I hit boost it detonated (sounded alot like it was really rich being it having 180% more fuel than NA and 1.25* retard per lb of boost) then everything went quiet. If i would have known my motor was gone instead of the headgasket we thought it was I would have just stopped, ripped the boost controller off and use the WG spring and done a big 3rd gear burnout until my motor died. O0

but alas it was the sleeves :S wont make that mistake again

MustangC. 10-11-2007 11:56 PM

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i bet it felt really fast for a minute though. 8)

Ogubudiah 10-11-2007 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ifly87
best intro post i've seen in a while, you cant beat Porn/monster turbo's/Carnage pics all rolled in one.
A+

Thats right.

TurboG 10-12-2007 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CoreyR
i bet it felt really fast for a minute though. 8)


yeah... I am a ricer and lazy. So i think i will go with a laskey racing block. http://www.laskeyracing.com/shop/bseries.htm

that and i have the worst luck of all mankind. nigs can run 9's on stock tranny's I've blown 2 up

nogs can run 10's on stock blocks. I run stock and blow it up first time i hit boost.

this is the only reason i am going with this prebuilt short block :1

RedCavz 10-12-2007 12:25 AM

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"hhh, nigs, nogs, ching chong meows"


damn, best noob of the year award

Souron 10-12-2007 12:38 AM

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maybe if you knew how to drive you wouldnt blow tranny's, and a tune wouldnt hurt b4 you hit boost with a big turbo, oh and the purple car that says maraline on the side is gaytastic, oh also Loki says die in a fire

TurboG 10-12-2007 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Souron
maybe if you knew how to drive you wouldnt blow tranny's, and a tune wouldnt hurt b4 you hit boost with a big turbo, oh and the purple car that says maraline on the side is gaytastic, oh also Loki says die in a fire

oh sup ball licker. boost your ls teg already. my grandma's sport trek will walk that slow pos. It was nothing to do with tuning it had to do with a boost spike. The tranny had everything to do with having a cup of oil in it,before you make fun of my cars name please go find the cleanest hooker on queensway and lick the festering herpes sore on her chode. Tell Loki to get his supra on the road before it snows.

*edit* its Maralyn you crusty box of douche

SDRAWKCAB 10-12-2007 12:56 AM

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WOW
IDK WHAT TO SAY!

UUGGGHHH You bought a turbo kit from peak boost.
But you redeemed yourself with boobies.

---- YOU, YOU CUM GUZZLING, PILE OF ---- NOOP!





WELCOME TO HMT ;)

con 10-12-2007 01:08 AM

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Indians smell like aftershave.

imburne 10-12-2007 01:22 AM

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Aww man I have a soft spot for n00bs like this.. Were gonna let you slide this time, but we are watching you now..

Buk, Sinister, anyone run a nub background check yet??

90dx 10-12-2007 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Souron
maybe if you knew how to drive you wouldnt blow tranny's, and a tune wouldnt hurt b4 you hit boost with a big turbo, oh and the purple car that says maraline on the side is gaytastic, oh also Loki says die in a fire

Oh jesus did you ever get your car running long enough to make it all the way down the dragstrip :1 1Where is your brother these days busy changin 7MGTE's :-*





con 10-12-2007 01:53 AM

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haha, he works with me now :-\

90dx 10-12-2007 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by highroller54
haha, he works with me now :-\

Lol well you better teach that nignog something. :P
This Prairie african american is all right he is a HT kit buying cum guzzling faggot ricer but i will give him points for having HMT attitude,general lack of respect for others that he displays on a regular basis as well as the fact he will listen to me when i tell him to buy baller parts just so i can check them out makes it a close call :-\


Your porn is broken you ------- noob now that you are worthless please kill yourself

Souron 10-12-2007 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 90dx
Oh jesus did you ever get your car running long enough to make it all the way down the dragstrip :1 1Where is your brother these days busy changin 7MGTE's :-*

lol, car ran the whole way, i just had issues withe the tranny that was built by the crack head, my Bro's car is sitting awaitng a motor, should be out come spring running a GT35 last i heard something like 4-450, i guess between the two of us we've blown up almost as meny builds as you at this point :1 :P

90dx 10-12-2007 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Souron
lol, car ran the whole way, i just had issues withe the tranny that was built by the crack head, my Bro's car is sitting awaitng a motor, should be out come spring running a GT35 last i heard something like 4-450, i guess between the two of us we've blown up almost as meny builds as you at this point :1 :P

Probably not i have blown one motor in4yrs of boosting and i ran 11.9 @ 118mph on it broken :-* GT35 on a Supra isnt going to be going any where to fast so maybe you should quit being a fag and boost your Mustang for your fathers sake to help redeam his name and end the shame and embarrassment he feels about you two. :1

TurboG 10-12-2007 03:33 AM

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lol, car ran the whole way, i just had issues withe the tranny that was built by the crack head, my Bro's car is sitting awaitng a motor, should be out come spring running a GT35 last i heard something like 4-450, i guess between the two of us we've blown up almost as meny builds as you at this point :1 :P

gt35? ::) Loki that is much too small for the supra. My ------ flaming homo purple car is running that, gt42r that slut nigs :y, you know what? i am going to make my grandmother the accountant to do some jdm street races with you. gt35 to gt35 so you can be embarrassed and sell your cars to take up knitting & cross stitch .

now go jump off a bridge(with your mustang) and do us both a favour before i come find you and use that rubber fist you have reserved at exxxtreme adult on your mom


Lol well you better teach that nignog something. :P
This Prairie african american is all right he is a HT kit buying cum guzzling faggot ricer but i will give him points for having HMT attitude,general lack of respect for others that he displays on a regular basis as well as the fact he will listen to me when i tell him to buy baller parts just so i can check them out makes it a close call :-\


Your porn is broken you ------- noob now that you are worthless please kill yourself
porn not working? i'll send it to you PERSONALLY :6, this is why you always break my boost cherry by making me buy these things, you semen gargling guardian of the costco white tent :6, but yet the HT JDM baller parts break on a stock gsr...... bad luck..........

HondaTuner 10-12-2007 05:04 AM

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http://www.theurbanindian.com/ur1/images/cover.gif

Loki 10-12-2007 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Indian

gt35? ::) Loki that is much too small for the supra. My ------ flaming homo purple car is running that, gt42r that slut nigs :y, you know what? i am going to make my grandmother the accountant to do some jdm street races with you. gt35 to gt35 so you can be embarrassed and sell your cars to take up knitting & cross stitch .


GT35 would suit my car very well, yeah I could go bigger but then I'd have to build a whole lot more to handle it. Right now I'd rather just have a moderately fast car to enjoy instead of always blowing things up. I'm sick of working on my car, and it'll be out when it's out. Anyways I'm having to much fun playing with the truck now to care about the car.


Too bad you blew your gay car up, I wanted to go for a rip in it :X

N1ghtM0nkey 10-12-2007 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Loki

GT35 would suit my car very well, yeah I could go bigger but then I'd have to build a whole lot more to handle it. Right now I'd rather just have a moderately fast car to enjoy instead of always blowing things up. I'm sick of working on my car, and it'll be out when it's out. Anyways I'm having to much fun playing with the truck now to care about the car.


Too bad you blew your gay car up, I wanted to go for a rip in it :X

Even though his porn is broken, his first post far exceeds yours in quality.

Jcushing 10-12-2007 09:36 PM

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do you wonder why that particular cyl split on you and not any other? do you think that just having a better built block will fix the problem?


losesomethinbra 10-12-2007 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jcushing
do you think that just having a better built block will fix the problem?

Of course he does... You cant get over 400whp out of a stock block everyone knows that! :3 UrbAN dont think your wallet alone will help you go fast - your ancestor Burt Munro should have taught you gooder

Loki 10-12-2007 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by n1ghtm0nkey
Even though his porn is broken, his first post far exceeds yours in quality.

Better?


Originally Posted by Loki

A GT35 would be a great street turbo for my car, of course I wanted a GT42 but to be able to put that ---- together right now I'd have to run a bunch of ching chong meow ----, and ------ rig the ---- out of it. Then it would always be broke like your car. Anyways I'm having way to much fun beating my truck like it owes me money to give two shits about my gay Toyota. Someday I'll put it back together, but who ------- cares for right now.

Too bad you blew your gay car up, I wanted to go for a rip in it :X


TurboG 10-12-2007 10:52 PM

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porn will be fixed when i get home.
8)


:6
Attachment 23450

Loki 10-13-2007 12:01 AM

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Nice msn paint skillz Levi :P

con 10-13-2007 12:07 AM

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Dude I love the super sweet frosted tips

Attachment 23449

I guess PG has changed alot since I moved :P

90dx 10-13-2007 09:42 AM

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Ha ha that is the white tent how did I let a chug sneak :l in there


Originally Posted by Jcushing
do you wonder why that particular cyl split on you and not any other? do you think that just having a better built block will fix the problem?


Lol well the boost spiked to 20-30 psi what due you expect.Having the AEM boost controller properly setup would have prevented this and the built block is required for 5-600whp this setup was just to get a taste of boost until spring but unfortunetly he will have to wait till then.If he wasnt a tool he would have let off right away but he didnt and the pics say the rest.Lesson learned i guess.

TurboG 10-13-2007 02:41 PM

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Ha ha that is the white tent how did I let a chug sneak :l in there


Lol well the boost spiked to 20-30 psi what due you expect.Having the AEM boost controller properly setup would have prevented this and the built block is required for 5-600whp this setup was just to get a taste of boost until spring but unfortunetly he will have to wait till then.If he wasnt a tool he would have let off right away but he didnt and the pics say the rest.Lesson learned i guess.
Yeah i was too happy about getting boost......... inexperience + boost = sleeve death everytime the turbo spools, i was like ...... this thing going to spool anytime soon? what is lag? oh ---- oh ---- poof and white smoke



Originally Posted by highroller54
Dude I love the super sweet frosted tips

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...g?t=1192246731

I guess PG has changed alot since I moved :P

yeah things have changed. seems the gay population here has had less new ---- herpes infections than ever before.

dont like my hair? then don't go through all the trouble to find pictures? its either that or revert back to my heritage


I AM urbanized you know ------ O0
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...Indian/bum.jpg
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...ustrialist.jpg


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