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Old 03-03-2004, 10:27 PM
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MY wife does that i thought it was pee at first but i didnt smell like pee it was clear.
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:28 PM
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Called a gspot orgasm. I can't remember what that clear liquid is called. First time I saw that happen I though she'd pissed on me... If it gets really bad you can get these plastic mattress covers (for old people) and just do it on those. Then nobody has to sleep on the wet spot.

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Old 03-03-2004, 10:30 PM
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what did it taste like?
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:31 PM
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thats some sick -----never happened to me and i think im at 8 or 9 and im only 18-most of the times i was too drunk to remember so there is a possibility-but i havent touched anyone but my girl in almost a year now probably because i havent drank in a whillleee the queefing thing is weird tho that happened once and it was some akward ----..hotrex your a **** i hope you wrapped your shrunken nuts up before those 22 adventures
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:38 PM
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the last girl i was with had to go into the bathroom and wipe herself with toilet paper. she got serious wet. when i touched her it was like sticking my fingers in a cup of water.
just thought id thare that
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:39 PM
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when i touched her it was like sticking my fingers in a cup of water.
LMAO, Oh ----, that was funny. I have never been able to come up with a description for that. Thanks. That fits perfect.
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:42 PM
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hackish,
plastic sheets huh? i'll have to look into that one...
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:49 PM
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omg, i fed this chick the trouser snake, and i was just railin her, and she ------ digs her nails in my back and i had too stop because if i would kept going omg, my back would been toast.
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Old 03-03-2004, 11:19 PM
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plastic sheets huh? i'll have to look into that one...
Ya, local drugstore. You find them in the old persons sections they're for older people who're bed-ridden. They're also pretty cheap... The crinkling sound is kinda funny though. Another downside is when you're done do you really feel like taking this plastic thing off the bed and disposing of it? ---- that, I feel like rolling over and falling asleep.

A towel is just a good and a lot less intrusive. Just make sure you're on her side of the bed

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Old 03-03-2004, 11:33 PM
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Hackish,
LOL, gotta love HMT members, we some creative *****. i was just being sarcastic about the plastic... god i can only image what she would say if she saw a big plastic tarp on my bed...haah.


what if i put the plastic under my sheets!?!
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