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what the...

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i sympathize....happens to me all the time..

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Damn, thats gross ----, but funny as hell. :-X

Never had it happen that bad. Geez, stick a ------- vaccuum up there or something. ???

I had a girl that would fart(or queef, I'm not 100% sure)uncontrolably when we had sex. It was always very awkward. :-\
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so i'm not the only one...? whewww.... i'm 25 and belive me ive had my share of females and ive never met a girl that nut more than i...... that is till now. Whao....

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This reminds me of a thread on Honda-Tech. This ---- is so funny. ;D
http://honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=773900
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kill count 22 and most of them have done it... i guess its natural

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HOTREX,
thanx for the moral support buddy....

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OMG..... yes!!!!!!
i was wondering if this happens alot!!!! about a year ago this happened to me and i asked my wife if she pissed herself, and she denies it to this day!!!! i felt like a real man tho, after that!!!! 8).... at least it happened to someone else besides me.

mike

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haha... it starting to feel like a ------- alcoholic annonomus support group in here... haah...

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No ----, I could totally gross you guys out with some stories, but I think I'll just sit back and read. :-\
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MY wife does that i thought it was pee at first but i didnt smell like pee it was clear. :-\

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Called a gspot orgasm. I can't remember what that clear liquid is called. First time I saw that happen I though she'd pissed on me... If it gets really bad you can get these plastic mattress covers (for old people) and just do it on those. Then nobody has to sleep on the wet spot.

-Michael

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what did it taste like?

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thats some sick -----never happened to me and i think im at 8 or 9 and im only 18-most of the times i was too drunk to remember so there is a possibility-but i havent touched anyone but my girl in almost a year now probably because i havent drank in a whillleee the queefing thing is weird tho that happened once and it was some akward ----..hotrex your a slut i hope you wrapped your shrunken nuts up before those 22 adventures

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the last girl i was with had to go into the bathroom and wipe herself with toilet paper. she got serious wet. when i touched her it was like sticking my fingers in a cup of water.
just thought id thare that ;D

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LMAO, Oh ----, that was funny. ;D I have never been able to come up with a description for that. Thanks. That fits perfect.
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hackish,
plastic sheets huh? i'll have to look into that one...

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omg, i fed this chick the trouser snake, and i was just railin her, and she ------ digs her nails in my back and i had too stop because if i would kept going omg, my back would been toast. :-X

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Ya, local drugstore. You find them in the old persons sections they're for older people who're bed-ridden. They're also pretty cheap... The crinkling sound is kinda funny though. Another downside is when you're done do you really feel like taking this plastic thing off the bed and disposing of it? ---- that, I feel like rolling over and falling asleep.

A towel is just a good and a lot less intrusive. Just make sure you're on her side of the bed :)

-Michael

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Hackish,
LOL, gotta love HMT members, we some creative mofos. i was just being sarcastic about the plastic... god i can only image what she would say if she saw a big plastic tarp on my bed...haah.


what if i put the plastic under my sheets!?!
HMT style!

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I am pretty sure that she would hear the plastic sheets when you get on the bed. BTW this happened to me this last week. Only my G/F didn't gush clear stuff. It looked like sperm but not quite. I checked the condom to see if it broke and it din't. She went and told her friend the next day she had really great sex the night before. Go me. ;D

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whats sex?

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just smell the sheets, you'll know piss when you smell it

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been there done that


i gotta admit its pretty cool,
its tastes like regular ----- fluids

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From size of a turbo and charge pipes to porn and female orgasms... gotta love this place... :P

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word bitch

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i only do it once a month with my wife, and stuff also gushes out, but it's not clear, it's red, what the hell is this then ??? it tastes fine too though ???

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I hope you're joking. :-X
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I hear ya brother.I love to eat that stuff up.I know Im a gross fucker but as long as the ----- aint bloody I'll eat annything on it or that comes out of it...........what can I say ,I love ----- ;D

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STFU man, you know it really only happens to 1 in 100 woman.. you shoot more ---- then a cow with two assholes.

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Yeah but he shoots roids remember?........ ::)

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yeah, there was just a post a couple of weeks ago and it was like 'kill count 18' or something. josh is funny.

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Thats some funny stuff guys, I'm not sure if I could deal with that forever though. I mean yeah once or twice that'd probalby be cool and make me feel good about it but it'd get annoying after a while..


I mean come on you can't even have sex in a public place, unless you brought your towel and extra set of clothing :p

Oh god I'd feel bad for the next person to sit in that movie theatre chair :o

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Dont you just hate that ----? After the third one went off my dick got limp

I agree with you too airtonics. I can only take that ---- so long. I want to be the only one in the relationship that lets out a load.

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as far as the 'queefing' goes, don't pull out so far and you won't push air up there, it's your fault. and as far as being the only one in a relationship busting a load, you selfish bastard, how do you think she feels when you bust all over her? ;)

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LMFAO. make sure the "hole" isn't the highest point.. like.. doggie, arse in the air causes that more.

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* sigh *

The problems of the inexperienced... You ever notice how the guys walking around with 800hp under their hoods don't talk about how they raced this guy and that guy at a light? Ever notice how some of the members here don't feel the need to go on about their own sex life?

Now some like eating anything that comes out of the hole? Mmmm. like your own spooge too? Now that's gross man. Some people seem to parade themselves as the casa nova because they get their chick off every time. I just don't think there are many people 20+ who have any trouble getting their women off. Messy gspot orgasims or not...

-Michael

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actually its been 22 for a while now... im in a little slump. guys you gotta remeber bangin 22 girls is not alot when your in college. ill hump almost anything that moves too so im not picky. that further broadens your horizons

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i have a problem getting my wife off, getting her off my back that is ;)

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I never thought of it that way. I just learned somthing new :D