Hey, I pm'd you cause I'm working on the script for "56 Times FasteR and FuriousR" and I think you're writing would be of some help. I may even be able to get you the roll of "Melvin". He's a bi-sexual vegetarian that drives a shaved DA and likes dark meat.

RANDOM-STRIKE: howdy

Auto response from HondaAcuraLvrM26: everyone else is sleeping why

not me?

RANDOM-STRIKE: wanna race my stock 5.0 HO?
HondaAcuraLvrM26 returned at 1:280 PM.
HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol wanna race my stock downgraded 1.6?
RANDOM-STRIKE: sure
HondaAcuraLvrM26: alright lets go
HondaAcuraLvrM26: *puts it in first....

waaaaaaaa(VTEC)BAAAAAAAAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA(REV

LIMIT) ERRRRRRR BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I win
RANDOM-STRIKE: the only thing you would win is the worst sounding

motor contest
RANDOM-STRIKE: i live in st helens
RANDOM-STRIKE: i gotta work at 4
RANDOM-STRIKE: lets do this thang
HondaAcuraLvrM26: you just got smoked
RANDOM-STRIKE: how many cars would you like to get beat by?
RANDOM-STRIKE: cause its only a turn of a **** for me
RANDOM-STRIKE: we cna go from 4 cars
RANDOM-STRIKE: to 10 cars
RANDOM-STRIKE: to 5 buses
HondaAcuraLvrM26: its a stock 5.0 mustang?
RANDOM-STRIKE: yes
HondaAcuraLvrM26: no mods at all?
RANDOM-STRIKE: stock 5.0 HO motor
RANDOM-STRIKE: intake manifold to oil pan
HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol
RANDOM-STRIKE: well the pan has a couple holes in it.. no biggie
HondaAcuraLvrM26: dont those things run like high 15's?
RANDOM-STRIKE: well stock everything i ran 14.6@94
RANDOM-STRIKE: with all the accessories
RANDOM-STRIKE: on stock tires
RANDOM-STRIKE: i thought you beat mustangs man?
HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol
HondaAcuraLvrM26: I beat 5.0's all the time
RANDOM-STRIKE: well lets have a friendly race
HondaAcuraLvrM26: its not worth the time unless you want to drive to

vancouver it would be a waste of time
RANDOM-STRIKE wants to directly connect.
HondaAcuraLvrM26 is now directly connected.
RANDOM-STRIKE:
RANDOM-STRIKE: see all stock ??
HondaAcuraLvrM26: Im not gonna drive somewhere to race one of those
RANDOM-STRIKE: sucks losing huh
HondaAcuraLvrM26: its completly pointless and the slow as hell
RANDOM-STRIKE:
RANDOM-STRIKE: <-- rolls eyes
HondaAcuraLvrM26: I would cry if i had 5.0L of displacement and

still ran a 14.6
RANDOM-STRIKE: stock 5.0s are rated at 225horse 300ftlbs at the

crank
RANDOM-STRIKE: still want to race?
RANDOM-STRIKE: how many cars?
HondaAcuraLvrM26: LMAO
RANDOM-STRIKE: should i beat you by
HondaAcuraLvrM26: i didnt know the numbers were that high
RANDOM-STRIKE: back on subject
RANDOM-STRIKE: how many cars/buses should i beat you by
HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol
HondaAcuraLvrM26: 300 ftlbs of TQ
HondaAcuraLvrM26: holly ------- ---- my car has 100 and still beats

thos
HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol
HondaAcuraLvrM26: im laughing so hard right now
RANDOM-STRIKE: did you not see the pictures?
RANDOM-STRIKE:
HondaAcuraLvrM26: no i didnt look at them
HondaAcuraLvrM26: they are too hazardous to our environment
RANDOM-STRIKE: well i do have a stock 5.0 motor
RANDOM-STRIKE: so do you want to race me or not?
HondaAcuraLvrM26: if you drive here
RANDOM-STRIKE: i can run 5.5 8 or 12psi whoever hard you want to get

---- raped
RANDOM-STRIKE: i ran 12.5@110mph @ 5.5psi
RANDOM-STRIKE: when are we going to race?
HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol
RANDOM-STRIKE: i used to have a turbo DA integra
RANDOM-STRIKE: i know they are slow stock motor
HondaAcuraLvrM26: they are slow as hell
RANDOM-STRIKE: the best i could trap was 103
RANDOM-STRIKE: on 10 pounds
RANDOM-STRIKE: 225hp 240torque
RANDOM-STRIKE: 10 pounds
RANDOM-STRIKE: 14.1@103
RANDOM-STRIKE: on street tires
RANDOM-STRIKE: i would murder you car @ 5.5psi
RANDOM-STRIKE: you dont have a chance
RANDOM-STRIKE: i'll bring the camera
RANDOM-STRIKE: you bring the lube, maybe your boyfriend will put it

on before we race
HondaAcuraLvrM26: my car is completly stock
RANDOM-STRIKE: ya my motor is stock too
HondaAcuraLvrM26: no its not
RANDOM-STRIKE: yes it is
RANDOM-STRIKE: stock pistons
RANDOM-STRIKE: rods
RANDOM-STRIKE: block
RANDOM-STRIKE: intake manifold
HondaAcuraLvrM26: with blot ons....
RANDOM-STRIKE: oil pan plug
RANDOM-STRIKE: ext...
RANDOM-STRIKE: those are not bolt ons
HondaAcuraLvrM26: a turbo is a bolt on
HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol
RANDOM-STRIKE: turbos are not considered bolt ons ricer
HondaAcuraLvrM26: i know i just like pissing you guys off
RANDOM-STRIKE: stock 5 liter mustangs that run right would wax your

POS b16 integra
HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol
RANDOM-STRIKE: whats the best 1/4 you can run with that car/motor

combo
HondaAcuraLvrM26: so now my car is a POS
RANDOM-STRIKE: 15.5?
HondaAcuraLvrM26: because you have never seen it
RANDOM-STRIKE: i saw the picture in your avantar
HondaAcuraLvrM26: thats not mine
HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol
RANDOM-STRIKE: if you b16 is stock
RANDOM-STRIKE: in a DA
RANDOM-STRIKE: you can run 15.5 or slower
RANDOM-STRIKE: since GSR integras run about 15.5
RANDOM-STRIKE: stock
RANDOM-STRIKE: and have mroe torque than b16s
RANDOM-STRIKE: more horsepower
RANDOM-STRIKE: you're a ricer
RANDOM-STRIKE: you cant do ----
RANDOM-STRIKE: except make a bunch of noise
RANDOM-STRIKE: bBBBHWWWAAA BWWWWAAAA

BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAA 65mph!!!?!?!!!
HondaAcuraLvrM26: haha
HondaAcuraLvrM26: out of all the people in kills i think you are the

one i have got the most pissed off
RANDOM-STRIKE: im not pissed off
HondaAcuraLvrM26: i do this ---- for entertainment
RANDOM-STRIKE: im point out how dumb you are and then posting the

convo
HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol
RANDOM-STRIKE: you dont beat mustangs
RANDOM-STRIKE: any stock mustang would ---- on your ca
RANDOM-STRIKE: car
RANDOM-STRIKE: a mustang II 4 banger would ---- on that thing
HondaAcuraLvrM26: are you ------- serious?
HondaAcuraLvrM26: and you called me a ricer
HondaAcuraLvrM26: you just said any stock mustang
HondaAcuraLvrM26: my friends complety stock 96 hatchback beat a GT
RANDOM-STRIKE: a real mustang (horse) would beat your car...

seriously
RANDOM-STRIKE: ooo thats getting posted
RANDOM-STRIKE: the GT forgot ya'll were racing
HondaAcuraLvrM26: no its not one like that
RANDOM-STRIKE: you know when they are parked and you beat them
HondaAcuraLvrM26: a newer one
RANDOM-STRIKE: its not considered a win
RANDOM-STRIKE: lets break it down here bud
RANDOM-STRIKE: stock honda civic hatchback
RANDOM-STRIKE: about 16.8@83 mph stock
HondaAcuraLvrM26: no no no
HondaAcuraLvrM26: 17.9
RANDOM-STRIKE: stock 96gt about 14.9@92 stock
HondaAcuraLvrM26: he ran a 17.9
HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol
HondaAcuraLvrM26: and this mustang took off you could hear his

exhaust getting louder, so he wasnt parked
HondaAcuraLvrM26: and my friend was just ------- around thinking he

was gonna get beatr
HondaAcuraLvrM26: and he smoked him
RANDOM-STRIKE: yah you know normally accelerating
RANDOM-STRIKE: you tend to get a little louder when the revs come up
RANDOM-STRIKE: you raced a old woman in a mustang
RANDOM-STRIKE: who wasnt racing
HondaAcuraLvrM26: no he was getting on it
RANDOM-STRIKE: and beat her
RANDOM-STRIKE: WAY TO GO!
HondaAcuraLvrM26: it was a guy
RANDOM-STRIKE: i swear you ------- ------s from vancouver are stupid

as ----
HondaAcuraLvrM26: how am i stupid?
HondaAcuraLvrM26: your the one that has a 5.0 mustanf
RANDOM-STRIKE: you're the one who has a POS integra that is slower

than a stock gsr
RANDOM-STRIKE: which is about 15.5
RANDOM-STRIKE: extremely slow
RANDOM-STRIKE: i would fall asleep waiting to redline 3rd gear
HondaAcuraLvrM26: i never said it was fast
RANDOM-STRIKE: you could right the great american novel trying to

max that ****** out
HondaAcuraLvrM26: not once did i say it was fast
RANDOM-STRIKE: you said you could beat mustangs
RANDOM-STRIKE: which you obviously cant
HondaAcuraLvrM26: stock ones
RANDOM-STRIKE: you would be a great match for a stock 4 banger LX

mustang
HondaAcuraLvrM26: im not saying a beat a ------- mach 1 or something
HondaAcuraLvrM26: i*
RANDOM-STRIKE: you cant beat any stock v8 or turbo 4 mustang
RANDOM-STRIKE: unless they unplug two cylinders
HondaAcuraLvrM26: keep telling yourself that
HondaAcuraLvrM26: your just another ignorent mustang owner
RANDOM-STRIKE: IGNORANT
RANDOM-STRIKE: learn to spell ------
HondaAcuraLvrM26: that thinks all mustangs are the fastest things in

the world
RANDOM-STRIKE: well
HondaAcuraLvrM26: oh mustangs are fast
HondaAcuraLvrM26: 14.9
HondaAcuraLvrM26: very fast!
RANDOM-STRIKE: any stock v8 mustang is faster than your integra
HondaAcuraLvrM26: i have NOS TOO!!!!!!!!
HondaAcuraLvrM26: you can say that
HondaAcuraLvrM26: but then why have i beat numerous ones?
RANDOM-STRIKE: because they arent racing
HondaAcuraLvrM26: were they all grandmas?
RANDOM-STRIKE: i already explained to you
RANDOM-STRIKE: when they are parked
RANDOM-STRIKE: its not considered a race
HondaAcuraLvrM26: Seriously come to vancouver
HondaAcuraLvrM26: all the 5.0 mustangs here race
HondaAcuraLvrM26: even if i dont want to they try to race
HondaAcuraLvrM26: so i know they were racing
RANDOM-STRIKE: so have you been to the track with your POS?
HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol
RANDOM-STRIKE: i see mid/high 15s in your future...
RANDOM-STRIKE: which is slower than any stock v8 mustang
HondaAcuraLvrM26: you are so stupid and dont know what your talking

about and your pulling things out of your ***
RANDOM-STRIKE: listen
HondaAcuraLvrM26: how is my car a POS?
RANDOM-STRIKE: stock GSR integra
RANDOM-STRIKE: 170horse 128torque at the crank
RANDOM-STRIKE: they run mid 15s
RANDOM-STRIKE: stock b16a
RANDOM-STRIKE: 160horse 111torque at the crank
HondaAcuraLvrM26: alright well lets compare your mustang to a

windstar
RANDOM-STRIKE: YOU ARE SLOWER THAN A STOCK GSR
HondaAcuraLvrM26: they are 2 complety different cars YOU -------

RETARD!!!!
RANDOM-STRIKE: THERE IS A DA GSR DIDNT YOU KNOW THAT HONDA BOY?
HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol
HondaAcuraLvrM26: those arent fast
RANDOM-STRIKE: yes
RANDOM-STRIKE: but they make more power than your b16
HondaAcuraLvrM26: they are actualy slower than the ls/rs models
RANDOM-STRIKE: you are fuckign stupid
RANDOM-STRIKE: 92-93 GSR 160hp 117 torque
HondaAcuraLvrM26: you are so gay
HondaAcuraLvrM26: all you do is base everything on numbers
RANDOM-STRIKE: 92-93 GS 140hp 121 torque
HondaAcuraLvrM26: its not all about ------- numbers you retard
RANDOM-STRIKE: HOW CAN IT BE FASTER?
HondaAcuraLvrM26: i am done with you
RANDOM-STRIKE: its the same ------- car
HondaAcuraLvrM26: just shut up
RANDOM-STRIKE: with a less powerful engine
RANDOM-STRIKE: you are a little kid
RANDOM-STRIKE: and a ricer
RANDOM-STRIKE: your car runs 16s
HondaAcuraLvrM26: you are ------- gay and you base everything on

numbers
RANDOM-STRIKE: you tell me then
RANDOM-STRIKE: how does a car with less hp
RANDOM-STRIKE: shittier gearing
HondaAcuraLvrM26: listen really quick....
RANDOM-STRIKE: how is it faster?
HondaAcuraLvrM26: alright so there is an all motor honda and a

turboed honda the turboed one has 400hp and the all motor one has

220 hp
HondaAcuraLvrM26: you would think the turboed one would win right?
RANDOM-STRIKE: im pretty sure if it had tractin and the cars weigh

the same
HondaAcuraLvrM26: because it has almost double the HP
HondaAcuraLvrM26: but it wouldnt win
RANDOM-STRIKE: whys that?
HondaAcuraLvrM26: because a 220 hp all motor honda is in the 11's
HondaAcuraLvrM26: and the 400hp is probably 12's or 13's
RANDOM-STRIKE: okay dude
HondaAcuraLvrM26 direct connection is closed.
HondaAcuraLvrM26 signed off at 2:000 PM.