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Guy-Fast 08-12-2004 07:01 PM

Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
 
Sleeping with ex's is about the dumbest ---- you can do been there done that. Stay away cut your losses and move on has far away as possible.

Dr.Boost 08-12-2004 07:06 PM

Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
 
The way I see it is it's FREE SEX. You don't have to take the bitch out, you don't have to pamper her, you don't have to kiss her ass, you don't have to call her the next day, you don't have to do a damn thing except ---- her like a pornstar on coke. If she doesn't like it, tell her to get fucked. You can't beat effortless sex. :-\
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quadnie 08-12-2004 07:07 PM

Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
 
just start treating her like ---- if you decide to stick around.. I really like Pat's approach (funny ---- dude). But don't go out and pick out the china you want at your wedding just yet... it's not going to last.

deacon2377 08-12-2004 07:16 PM

Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
 
Hit it for sure. But there are some rules when you hit it with the ex

1. Wrap that ---- up. The last thing you want is some creepy crawlies on your ---- b/c you thought she was only ------- you.

2. You ahve to do all the ---- that you didnt do/ she wouldnt agree to do. You have no reason to listen to her now, just do whatever you want. The harder and dirtier the better.

3. Never take her back. If she starts "catching feelins'" for you again, go off on her about how she fucked with you one too many times, and that there is no way that you would get back with her. The more hurtful the better.

4. PICS, POST SOME ------- PICS!


nonvtec 08-12-2004 08:06 PM

Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
 

Originally Posted by beerbongskickass


Girls are lying, manipulative, slutty, flakey, bitches. I wouldn't trust them farther than I could bitch slap them across the room.


Breaker84 08-12-2004 09:27 PM

Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
 
...I said penis... will post some pics soon, Need to borrow a digicam maybe worth seeing for you guys. God, you're so demanding

scttydb411 08-12-2004 09:55 PM

Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
The way I see it is it's FREE SEX. You don't have to take the bitch out, you don't have to pamper her, you don't have to kiss her ass, you don't have to call her the next day, you don't have to do a damn thing except ---- her like a pornstar on coke. If she doesn't like it, tell her to get fucked. You can't beat effortless sex. :-\

that's what i was thinking...if you don't get all hung up on her and are careful...aok.

Honda16hb 08-12-2004 10:24 PM

Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
 
I still say to have her buy you some jordans.

MikeJ-2009 08-12-2004 11:29 PM

Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
 
Girls will only break up with you if they think they can do better. She's probably rompen some other guy, but it doesn't matter because your still hittin.

TIME TO DONKEY PUNCH THE SLUT!!!!!!!


And if you don't hurry the ---- up and post pics, I'm gonna punch myself in the face and post those. At least we'll have something!!!!! ----!!!! :(

rob42386 08-13-2004 12:03 AM

Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
 

Originally Posted by Whitey

Originally Posted by Breaker84
this is like the 4th time we broke up


Relationships don't officially end until you or her finds better -----.

Yea that be tight if SHE found some ----- then you could join in!!


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