ex still wants to lay me ???
I'm the dude that got dumped by his ex. So she still calls me up to have sex and ---- and we hang out a little bit. WTF, it's not like I'm gonna say no, sorry. But she doesn't wanna hook back up or anything. I guess chicks have sexual needs too but this ---- is confusing. But atleast I know that she is getting penis from me instead of some strange jerkoff at a party. Yeah, someone told me sex with your ex and break up sex would be the best sex I would ever have. Hell yeah, that ---- is great. ;D Whata you guys think?
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
i think you should take naked pics of here and post them up on here
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by sohcrxsi
i think you should take naked pics of here and post them up on here
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
i dare you..i double dare you to take pics!!!!!!
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by sohcrxsi
i think you should take naked pics of here and post them up on here
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
LOL, yeah, I was gonna do that
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
oh yeah, and dude you're her ------' puppet now, she controls you. Call you up for some nookie and you bend over, it's over, even if you two get back together she knows she has the upper hand. :-\
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
oh yeah, and dude you're her ------' puppet now, she controls you. Call you up for some nookie and you bend over, it's over, even if you two get back together she knows she has the upper hand. :-\
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
I would never pass up on good -----. Keep hittin' that ----. And if she still wants to have sex she's probably not over the relationship and there's a damn good chance of getting back together.
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
this is like the 4th time we broke up
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by Breaker84
this is like the 4th time we broke up
Relationships don't officially end until you or her finds better -----. |
Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
ya'll I'm sure will be back together.. oh and
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
four times in lemme guess, less than 2 years? She's the one that wanted a commitment right? And you going into the army? Well maybe it's a good thing that you are so 'willing'. That way she knows that you are her puppet and you will come back to her. But then again it can also go the wrong why, and while you are gone she can screw guys and she'll still have you.
You just gotta be careful I guess, for now keep it all sex and leave out the emotions. |
Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
You just gotta be careful I guess, for now keep it all sex and leave out the emotions. |
Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by Whitey
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
You just gotta be careful I guess, for now keep it all sex and leave out the emotions. But girls can be 'loose' too. |
Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
But girls can be 'loose' too.
In more ways than one... |
Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
ha ha I'll give u 2 weeks before u contract an std from her
just kiddin' man do something to her that she would never let u do to her before...blow ur load in her face or stick it in her ass u know get creative! |
Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
dude ---- that bitch. If she dumped you, and then you ---- her whenever she wants, she knows that she owns you. blow her off....
change the tables in your favor.. make her give you money, or do something that you want, but dont let her think that she controls what happens.. SHE dumped YOU, make her pay for it... |
Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by 91civicZ6
SHE dumped YOU, make her pay for it...
With some rough hardcore ---- sex. Sex is the best when you hate the other person... |
Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
next time she calls you for sex tell her to come over with some jordan's and the rent money, it's ok to hoe yourself out, it's not ok to get used.
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Grudge ---- that bitch. ---- her like you hate her. ---- her like you want to rip a hole on the other side of her body. It should be the best sex of your life.
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
boost and whitey got the right idea.. grudge ---- her!
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
i second the grudge ---- movement
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
this thread needs some kind of picture....
at least a face/ass hot...come on man... |
Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by Breaker84
But atleast I know that she is getting penis from me instead of some strange jerkoff at a party.
I think you should tell her to go ---- herself and find a new girl that is right for you. I mean you guys broke up 4 times so I am guessing it's not going to work out. Girls are lying, manipulative, slutty, flakey, bitches. I wouldn't trust them farther than I could bitch slap them across the room. |
Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by 91civicZ6
change the tables in your favor.. make her give you money
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
i say u slam her in the ass without notice. ;)
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Originally Posted by 91civicZ6
change the tables in your favor.. make her give you money
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
run away from that man... itll only give you probs in the long run... Who knows who else shes been sleeping with and now she controls you if you keep going back to her...
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
pikts !!!
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Sleeping with ex's is about the dumbest ---- you can do been there done that. Stay away cut your losses and move on has far away as possible.
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
The way I see it is it's FREE SEX. You don't have to take the bitch out, you don't have to pamper her, you don't have to kiss her ass, you don't have to call her the next day, you don't have to do a damn thing except ---- her like a pornstar on coke. If she doesn't like it, tell her to get fucked. You can't beat effortless sex. :-\
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
just start treating her like ---- if you decide to stick around.. I really like Pat's approach (funny ---- dude). But don't go out and pick out the china you want at your wedding just yet... it's not going to last.
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Hit it for sure. But there are some rules when you hit it with the ex
1. Wrap that ---- up. The last thing you want is some creepy crawlies on your ---- b/c you thought she was only ------- you. 2. You ahve to do all the ---- that you didnt do/ she wouldnt agree to do. You have no reason to listen to her now, just do whatever you want. The harder and dirtier the better. 3. Never take her back. If she starts "catching feelins'" for you again, go off on her about how she fucked with you one too many times, and that there is no way that you would get back with her. The more hurtful the better. 4. PICS, POST SOME ------- PICS! |
Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by beerbongskickass
Girls are lying, manipulative, slutty, flakey, bitches. I wouldn't trust them farther than I could bitch slap them across the room. |
Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
...I said penis... will post some pics soon, Need to borrow a digicam maybe worth seeing for you guys. God, you're so demanding
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
The way I see it is it's FREE SEX. You don't have to take the bitch out, you don't have to pamper her, you don't have to kiss her ass, you don't have to call her the next day, you don't have to do a damn thing except ---- her like a pornstar on coke. If she doesn't like it, tell her to get fucked. You can't beat effortless sex. :-\
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
I still say to have her buy you some jordans.
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Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Girls will only break up with you if they think they can do better. She's probably rompen some other guy, but it doesn't matter because your still hittin.
TIME TO DONKEY PUNCH THE SLUT!!!!!!! And if you don't hurry the ---- up and post pics, I'm gonna punch myself in the face and post those. At least we'll have something!!!!! ----!!!! :( |
Re:ex still wants to lay me ???
Originally Posted by Whitey
Originally Posted by Breaker84
this is like the 4th time we broke up
Relationships don't officially end until you or her finds better -----. |
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